Adrianne Curry Just Made Me Strong in the Schwartz and Other News

June 15th, 2010 // 29 Comments

- Kellan Lutz doesn’t realize only five people with a penis know who he is. [Lainey Gossip]

- Al Gore did NOT bang Larry David’s ex-wife, according to Larry David’s ex-wife. [Dlisted]

- Kelly Kapowski had a baby girl. [Popeater]

- Nicole Scherzinger in tight rubber pants. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jessica Biel is jumpsuity. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vanessa Hudgens and video games. SOLD. [Popoholic]

- Robert Pattinson says he’s going to die at 30. [IDLYITW]

- Jennifer Aniston is going to be “sexually aggressive” – without getting nude? [The Fab Life]

- Cristiano Ronaldo using this to get laid in 3.. 2.. 1.. Herpes. [Just Jared]

- Megan Fox has an 18-inch waist. [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan might have banged Gerard Butler again. [The Blemish]

-The J-Cleavage has been out a lot lately. [Popsugar]

- Taylor Lautner thinks people are interested in him with a shirt on. [Huffington Post]

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Photos: Adrianne Curry, Splash News

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  1. bar room hero

    What the F U C K ?

    Who is this slag?

  2. Moobs

    Wow, I’m so horny I forgot to cum… Next please!

  3. I wonder how many of those comic book geeks walk up to Adrianne and just blew a load in their pants?

  4. Jane

    It makes you strong in the black?? what??

  5. I think you meant “strong in the Schwanz.”

  6. Adrianne Curry Imperial Officer Star Wars
    joseph
    Commented on this photo:

    damn i felt a disturbance in my pants i mean force in my pants.

  7. joseph

    damn i just felt a disturbance in my pants, i mean force , in my pants
    my pants feel a force, ah hell. ( goes to bed weeping)

  8. Turd Ferguson

    Attention starved wannabee. So desperate to always remain relevant – I am convinced she is secretly a Kardashian sister.

  9. Rhialto

    Holy shit! You bet i’m gonna do with my babydoll some role playing!

  10. Nero

    Holy crap! Wtf!? Now it’s getting interesting!

  11. Gando

    Is this Adrianne ‘Helga’ Curry!? No! Wait,i mean yes!

  12. Richport's Ghost

    “- Robert Pattinson says he’s going to die at 30. [IDLYITW]”

    Don’t tease me, Fish. If that little prick says so, he better come through on his end of the deal.

    Him and his fucking Garfield eyes.

  13. Your website is really cool and this is a great inspiring article.
    Thank you so much.

  14. A Man

    I volunteer for the full cavity search

  15. Taz

    she should be a model

  16. yayo

    nice “snatch” on pix #1

  17. Adrianne Curry Imperial Officer Star Wars
    First
    Commented on this photo:

    First

  18. ROUGH the return, and taking no prisoners.

    Oh my lord! What happen to this site? I went out of town for two seconds, as it turns out Fish fix up the place. What happen to the numbers? I don’t like to address peeps by their names it’s too personal…

    - Can’t this bitch get her husband to pay attention to her? She does look good though in these pics…

  19. Adrianne Curry Imperial Officer Star Wars
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so freaking hot in the pics she uploaded to Twitter http://bit.ly/akC8w6

  20. captain america

    agree, WE MUST FEEL SORRY WITH SOME AMERICANS!!

  21. Marcella

    Now THATS a camel toe!

  22. DH

    Dude what happened here, your site sucks now. You lost all you advertisers or what? Not funny, out of date, very little new stuff, nothing hot. My little girls facebook page is a better read, lol. DH in Cabo

  23. Adrianne Curry Imperial Officer Star Wars
    Fuck Off & Die
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this bitch.

  24. bar room hero

    She looks like a sodding alien…I didn’t notice it before, but some grey makeup and she will be on her way.

    slag.

  25. Bette

    Always rerfehsnig to hear a rational answer.

  26. Adrianne Curry Imperial Officer Star Wars
    Commented on this photo:

    Historians claim Spartans soldiers were gay so no luck here Famewhore and Kubrick would be spinning in his grave !

  27. Adrianne Curry Imperial Officer Star Wars
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks much better smiling.

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