Adrianne Curry is God’s gift to cosplay and horny nerds who haven’t become jaded, handsome men like myself who bolt at the first sign of attention issues (I’m kidding, I still have sex with them then vanish just like their dads did. Ladies?), so, of course, she went to Comic-Con dressed as some sort of slutty comic/sci-fi character. Only this time she went as Aeon Flux and initially got bounced out for indecency because her costume is essentially a piece of leather over her Sarlacc hooch. Which makes sense considering you can’t run a successful con when all your attendees start explosively ejaculating and collapsing on the floor.
DORK 1: Whoa, is that Aeon- *PAF* *thump*
DORK 2: Adrianne! Sign my – *PAF* *thump*
DORK 3: Is that a gir- *PAF* *thump*
ADRIANNE: Darn, and I would’ve Jedi banged them all- *PAF PAF PAF* *thump*
Sorry, that was me! That one was me.
NOTE: Did I mention Adrianne Curry also wore a slutty Imperial Officer outfit while licking another chick’s boob? Because that honestly should’ve been the headline. I don’t know why I mentioned all this other stuff.