Adrianne Curry is Single

May 31st, 2011 // 84 Comments

America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry likes to spend her free time giving nerds a boner on Twitter (See here, here, here and here.) and recently went on Howard Stern to talk about how much she uses a Sybian vibrator, so you’d just assume her marriage to Peter Brady is going awesome. Clearly, this a woman getting the insane amount of attention she needs from just one person because that’s logistically possible, so you can only imagine my surprise when I read this. Via Hollyscoop:

Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry have announced today on their five-year wedding anniversary that they are separating,” Viardo confirmed to Hollyscoop.
“After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.
“Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.”

Jesus. If a child star from the most wholesome show on television and an attention-starved model who wants to shove Boba Fett action figures up his ass in front of a webcam can’t make things work, what hope do the rest of us have? There’s no point in even trying. *throws rocks at hooker* Go on, get outta here. Get. It’ll never wor- Oh, right, the chain.

Photos: Twitter

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  1. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    Ron
    Commented on this photo:

    Heard you on the Howard Stern show…..you sound like a really fun sexual woman….love it! Would love to meet you! I’m Ronnie Ret FDNY Lt.

  2. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    Quark the Invisible
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she cleaned it first…

  3. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    gerald
    Commented on this photo:

    hey sexy i would luv to hookup with you for a weekend mwah

  4. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    Seth Mythrax
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess she left that Brady actor, I was wonderin about that mariage.

    I always liked her from the America’s Next Top Model days, her body is smokin hot…….

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    Seth Mythrax
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorgeous…….

  6. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    Seth Mythrax
    Commented on this photo:

    She isnt embarrassed to show some skin, at least it isnt nipple or her you know what.

    Its no different from a bikini in my eyes, just sexier……….

  7. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    Seth Mythrax
    Commented on this photo:

    Im sure this isnt her 1st time getting a taste, and im all for it……

  8. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    Seth B
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care about anything anymore now that I’ve seen this.

  9. Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos
    ron
    Commented on this photo:

    adrianne curry is a pure lesbian with great cocks and boobs

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