Adrianne Curry is Single

America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry likes to spend her free time giving nerds a boner on Twitter (See here, here, here and here.) and recently went on Howard Stern to talk about how much she uses a Sybian vibrator, so you’d just assume her marriage to Peter Brady is going awesome. Clearly, this a woman getting the insane amount of attention she needs from just one person because that’s logistically possible, so you can only imagine my surprise when I read this. Via Hollyscoop:

Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry have announced today on their five-year wedding anniversary that they are separating,” Viardo confirmed to Hollyscoop.
“After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.
“Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.”

Jesus. If a child star from the most wholesome show on television and an attention-starved model who wants to shove Boba Fett action figures up his ass in front of a webcam can’t make things work, what hope do the rest of us have? There’s no point in even trying. *throws rocks at hooker* Go on, get outta here. Get. It’ll never wor- Oh, right, the chain.

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