America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry likes to spend her free time giving nerds a boner on Twitter (See here, here, here and here.) and recently went on Howard Stern to talk about how much she uses a Sybian vibrator, so you’d just assume her marriage to Peter Brady is going awesome. Clearly, this a woman getting the insane amount of attention she needs from just one person because that’s logistically possible, so you can only imagine my surprise when I read this. Via Hollyscoop:
Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry have announced today on their five-year wedding anniversary that they are separating,” Viardo confirmed to Hollyscoop.
“After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.
“Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.”
Jesus. If a child star from the most wholesome show on television and an attention-starved model who wants to shove Boba Fett action figures up his ass in front of a webcam can’t make things work, what hope do the rest of us have? There’s no point in even trying. *throws rocks at hooker* Go on, get outta here. Get. It’ll never wor- Oh, right, the chain.
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well, she is invited at my place.
……….next week?
FIRST!
awww damn
Annoying as she may be, it would be my pleasure to fist her ..
big fucking surprise there! What a couple of morons.
About goddamn time.
She is like a 12 and he is like a 3, a very old, very washed up 3.
This relationship made no goddamn sense since day one.
I thought she was going to dump him after 6 months when they first hooked up.
She needs to aim a little higher like DiCaprio, Timberlake or something.
She’s a 12? are you looking at the same face as I am?
okay.
maybe he likes that collagen plumped joker smile look.
Do straight men really like those bras that turn the breasts into sharp pointed cones?
Just wondering.
I think the nerds like those bras, so they can go “Pew! Pew! Pew!” to themselves when they see one.
She makes me go pew pew. In my pants.
When did Fetal Alcohol Syndrome become a “look”?
Actually she admitted she uses a Hitachi Magic Wand a lot, she had never rode a Sybian before, that is of course until Howard made her get on the one in his studio. Not that he needed to twist her arm…
Looking forward to increasingly kinky twitter pics…
i was just going to say this.
Bobby’s turn!
HAHAH!
Damn I would so worship this woman. Why can’t any of the other girls in Hollywood look half as good as her. She needs to find a guy that isn’t a total douche that appreciates her. I would let her play WoW naked and give her all the attention she needed. Alas, it is not meant to be.
Cool down man, there’s plenty of other girls in Hollywood with painfully obvious boob jobs.
I think her “problem” is that she needs to find more than just one guy. You can’t keep a good woman like that from wanting to bang everything with a penis.
She’s the kind of girl who would do a gangbang, and then complain there wasn’t enough men.
Well if there’s one thing a sex-starved, attention seeking woman is good for, it’s, it’s baking cake. Or a really deep conversation over coffee.
that’s the problem with meeting someone in a celeb rehab. if you met a chick who was working at a deli, you know at least she can make you a sandwich
Ask Parker about getting sandwiches made. He fucking loves that shit.
Who? Looks like another z list whore who takes twitter pics of herself and has nothing better else to do. Put her in the category with the rest of the whores on this site like Kim K and Shauna Sand.
OK, that’s not bad.
Jesus H., a speculum is not sexy. A vag lubed up with my fist in it? Absolutely. A speculum? No.
When did top models start having trucker bodies?
Of course the marriage didnt work out, this psycho cant love anyone as much as herself.
For god’s sake……she posted this?
Desperation & neediness thy name is Adrianne Curry.
I am so surprised. Posting naked pics of yourself on Twitter is usually so good for a marriage.
I bet she smells like Marlboros and Arpege and Juicy Fruit and body odor.
Odd you’d say that because I was justing thinking how good she must taste.
Only someone who can dedicate “My Michelle” to Michelle *Obama* would say that. Thanks for ruining a classic.
It’s “Michelle,” mate, not “My Michelle.”
Secret Fantasy: I’ve wanted to nail Grand Moff Tarkin since I was 7.
Ready to move onto Danny Bonaduce.
She looks like a dude
Honestly, if I saw this girl on a dating site my first reaction would be “oh god, it’s a TV “.
She can have *some* decent angles (ie: pic 4) but for the most part, she looks like a tranny.
Knight is smart. She is annoying as a fucking 2 year old. Five years was a lilttle too long.
HEY GUISE, LOOK AT MAH NO CURVES! =D
I knew this would happen eventually. Good for her. Now we just need Katy and Russell to split up.
she never tried the sybian before stern….do your research. she is hot.
It’s hard to imagine that marriage wouldn’t work out with a woman in such desperate need of increasing amounts of attention that she’s constantly spaming nude and semi-nude photos of herself to the world. I mean, it sounds like a perfect relationship.
How’d that “next top model” thing work out for her? Did top model mean taking cell phone pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror?
NONE of those women have EVER become a “Top Model”. the biggest joke about that show is it’s name.
You can pretty much say the same about American Idol, can’t you?
NONE of those women have EVER become an “American Idol”. the biggest joke about that show is it’s name.
““After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. ”
What the fuck does this sentence even mean? I get the feeling that someone doesn’t know what the word “irreconcilable” means.
It makes sense if you pay attention, moron.
It means they were reconcilable given the circumstances at the time but are not now.
It means the “writer” for “Hollyscoop” is a dolt.
Oh yeah and fuck you Sir Paul for sucking the Obama’s asses on national TV. How is that rock and roll?
Yeah, I had the same problem with that, McFeely.
I wonder if she would be interested in a part time job shaving my back hair??
this is one tediously dumb broad.
Never thought I say Peter Brady is too good for anyone, but that’s the case with this chick. What an attention whore.
SHE LET A 53 YEAR OLD MAN CUM INSIDE HER BELLY….GROSS.
Hey Adrianne, 2004 called, they’d like their cellphone back
You know, cause… like, that phone’s REALLY OLD, AMIRITE? Hello?
just not that hot
That is not the correct way to use a speculum.
So the duck says, “put it on my bill”
God damn, paint her green and call her She-Hulk.
Inform the commander that his escort has arrived.
lol@Elf.. well played
top model winner? how is this can be a model? no cute girls in America? sad…
Well….America’s Next Top Model judges must be really into transvestites.
her nose is too fat
Guys, always remember, a hot idiot is still an idiot. And, as strange as it may seem, you get tired of the idiot part before you get tired of fucking the hot part.
Single? Wow, impressive facts.
This is what she gets all her nasty back talk to people,he deserves better, her life will not get any better.She reeps what she sows.
Adrianne Curry is Single, think you I make some change in a relationship with Adrianne Curry?
Hey,Adrianne~Next time you are planning a trip to S.D./or Science Conn.Let meknow in advance.
I live just north-in La Jolla.I am sure that I can accomodate you,or find you suitable lodgiing.
A midevil torture device “the rack” you could lose a eye on those.Whatch where you point that.
Wana wrestle?
Man face!