Adrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don’t

July 28th, 2014 // 38 Comments

Being a former reality star who wears sexy costumes to Comic-Con is Adrianne Curry‘s turf, so I don’t know what the hell Audrina Patridge thought she was doing showing up as a beat-ass Mystique. And not just any Mystique, but the comic version of Mystique like Audrina Patrdige has any idea what that even is. She probably spent the whole day wondering why no one wants to pay for a picture with Smurfette. Nerds are supposed to buy anything. (Can you tell I’m angry you can’t see her wonk-boobs? I was trying to be subtle.)

Photos: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. tokiromi

    the costumes are kinda weak this year. you disappoint me, comic con.

  2. Audrina Patridge Terrible Cosplay SDCC Instagram
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    What comic book is Grandma’s Vagina Face from?

  3. Adrianne Curry Cosplay SDCC
    Short Round
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    That’s a guy on the left, right?

  4. Cock Dr

    Ms Curry couldn’t decide on a costume this year, so it looks like she dressed up as 3 different personas.
    I salute her energy.

  5. Adrianne Curry Cosplay SDCC
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    So… that Chris Brady’s a moron, right?

    • blerg

      I believe the word you’re looking for is “queer”…

    • JC

      Or, after banging that a few times, he realized that he’d have to listen to her talk, constantly agree about how the modeling world just “doesn’t get her,” tell her how hot her dozens of Comic costumes are, etc.

    • I agree with JC, no amount of this bitch in bed could possibly compensate for the endless spew of hate and stupidity that spews from her flanhole. In her defense, though, she picks that shit up from the showbiz assholes she hangs with, so we can’t really expect her to have clue one.

  6. Adrianne Curry Cosplay SDCC
    blerg
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    Poison Ivy and Camel Toe?

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    scarylibrary
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    Spanx indentation at 7 o’clock.

    • Good call, and I’m not surprised that this dumb bitch can’t keep her butt in check despite it being her only source of income. She’s WAY too flaky for that sort of personal choices.

  8. People like you are why I still don’t know what to dress up as for Anime North, you fucker.

    I am *not* dressing as some clichéd ‘slutty [random character]‘.

    *glare*

  9. Adrianne Curry Cosplay SDCC
    cc
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    Is this the one thing she does per year?

  10. Audrina Patridge Terrible Cosplay SDCC
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    She looks more like a red-headed Nav’i. Not bad for a noob though.

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    I don’t recognize this character.

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    john
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    Adriana is the greatest woman ever born.

  13. Adrianne Curry Cosplay SDCC
    Real Deal
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    Who is that dude dressed up as Jessica Rabbit?

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    SuperJ
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    Who is that dude dressed up as Catwoman?

  15. Audrina Patridge Terrible Cosplay SDCC
    darling
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    awwww! she thought she was going to have a heidi klum moment.

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    buzz
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    Someone needs to hand her a box of Crayola and tell her that’s not Mystique blue.

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    anonymous
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    Is she on her period or somethng? She wearing more clothes in this year’s Comic-con than she ever did in the past.

  18. Audrina Patridge Terrible Cosplay SDCC
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    She’s stupid. Stop paying attention to her.

  19. Audrina Patridge Terrible Cosplay SDCC
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    Penny for your thoughts…

  20. Adrianne Curry Cosplay SDCC
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    Pretty solid Tigra costume.

  21. I swear over my entire lineage’s graves that to this very day I had no idea these were two different people.

  22. Audrina Patridge Terrible Cosplay SDCC Instagram
    Johnny Barbells
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    …female dracula from the gary oldman/keanu reeves movie …kinda brilliant, actually. (as well as magnificent tits)

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