Everyone’s favorite perpetually-dressed-as-Slave Leia “celebrity,” Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk man while she was in Orlando for Star Wars Celebration V over the weekend. (I bet it was this guy.) The attacker apparently tried to reach up her skirt only to get his face connected with the pavement before the cops showed up. Via Twitter:
- waiting4an hour &a half 4 cops 2 show up at orlando4 a drunk man who reached up my skirt&molested me..then tried2drive drunk away.thanks …
- cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed! what the hell! c5,bitches!
- i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave
- FYI, I not only elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 times
-2 people who lived there that he assaulted trying to get to me DID press charges, hence him being taken to the slammer.he didnt get away
Unlike Tila Tequila’s alleged “attack” – Sarcastic quotes all day, kids! – I’m willing to give Adrianne the benefit of the doubt here because fake police reports aren’t her bag as much as constantly trying to give me a nostalgic boner on Twitter. That said, we can clearly cross nerds off the list of possible suspects because I’m pretty sure when she walks through the convention center, they immediately fall to the ground clutching their groins and wondering what just happened to them. “I’m no longer mint on card! Mother!”
Photos: Adrianne Curry
what? | August 16, 2010 at 11:41 am
does she still model?
ugottabekidding | August 16, 2010 at 11:52 am
Only on Twitter. lol
Sunidaze | August 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
lololol, a Twitter model…
hmna | August 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
Stan Lee did it!
allyoops | August 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm
stan lee is like a super hero version of hugh heffner. he can touch anything he wants, anytime.
and you must thank him when he does
Sheena | August 16, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Righteous.
Turd Ferguson | August 16, 2010 at 11:52 am
She is so pathetic and attention starved.
It must be nice to live such a worthless life that you sit around posting semi nude pics of yourself just to drum up some press and attention.
Minerva | August 16, 2010 at 11:53 am
I expose myself for charaty
Burt | August 17, 2010 at 5:29 am
Oh, I get it. You’re doing imitations. Let me guess; you’re doing a misogynistic virgin.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
not blaming her but when you’re twittin pics of your ass nite and day, it’s only a matter of time someone wants a piece of it irl
Livinus Nwambe | August 16, 2010 at 11:55 am
Pic no 5… Unspeakably awesome.
nerd | August 16, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Nothing wrong with trying to stick your light saber up her wookie.
sam | August 16, 2010 at 12:06 pm
wait, you are NOT blaming her fro being molested…but you JUST blamed her for being molested! Thats like saying ALL playboy models are asking to be raped…any girl who did maxim wants u to forcefully stick a finger in her
you people are sick
horn dog | August 16, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Hmm…haven’t tried the ‘forcefully’ part – thanks for the tip!
The girl with the rough tattoo | August 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm
She’s not fit to kiss the boots off Stan. Even if he has his pants under his nipples…Furthermore, I’m not sure where the source of this news is from, but it is being said that authorities haven’t seen ovation in captivity on a grand scale for this “drunken man” since Spartacus.
Beav | August 16, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Bad weekend for the famewhore crowd.
stevebeagle | August 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm
annoying
Randal | August 16, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Fucking fashionable to be attacked if you’re famous. George Clooney with the bottle rocket some other bimbo with a dolphin. Tila with the poop watermelon Curry with the hobo, also don’t let hobos touch your vagina if you’re going to call the cops when you got caught. We all know you let hobobs touch your vagina because you post photos of them doing it all fucking day long.
Since I am famous I am going on a safari with bottle rockets, dolphins sharks, grabby hobobs and turd slinging clowns. You’ll read it about someday that’s how you’ll know it’s the trend.
Randal
the internet | August 16, 2010 at 7:24 pm
*sigh*
Crabby Old Guy | August 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Okay, maybe I missed the memo on this, but, the babe in pic 1 who’s dressed up like “Alex” from “A Clockwork Orange”….really? I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a little of “the ol’ in and out’ with the Star Wars famewhore…but really?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 4:17 pm
omg ur right, hadnt noticed that costume! perhaps she needed the dagger.
costume choice def NOT as clear as an unmudded lake sir, nor an azure sky of deepest summer :(
jenna | August 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Damn! You commented on it before I could. Touche sir. Touche. ( I couldn’t get the accent mark over the e for all you grammer nazis.)
thunderstud | August 16, 2010 at 12:37 pm
So, she dresses up in next to nothing, has some guy try to grope her, “elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 times”. Assuming he didn’t suffer brain damage from the group assault, I would think he’ll be getting a lawsuit together and cleaning her out. At least, I hope so.
Fati87 | August 16, 2010 at 12:55 pm
And she minded? The way she’s been acting on twitter, she’s been begging for someone to finally touch those genitals. To only have their own hand slap the silly out of them.
Sunidaze | August 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Serious question… what does this chick do for a living? is she gainfully employed at all?
Lightdragon | August 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm
she goes to conventions dressed as a Star Wars character. that’s what she gets payed for now.
and what Fat87 said.
Deacon Jones | August 16, 2010 at 1:04 pm
She was probably asking for it…
And Stan Lee’s hairpiece looks like my neighbor’s lap dog.
Burt | August 17, 2010 at 5:34 am
So, you’re saying that women who wear a Princess Leah costume at a Star Wars convention want to be assaulted by every drunk in the room? Logic isn’t your forte, is it?
Yaz | August 16, 2010 at 1:14 pm
judging by her blood shot eys, bitch was blazed out of her fucking mind…
Sunidaze | August 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm
she has a prescription for medical marijuana, lol, so yeah, she was probably higher than a frickin’ kite…
Polk | August 16, 2010 at 2:03 pm
” I not only elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 time”
If he molested her and ran away, he has a nice lawsuit if some guy caught up with him and smacked his head five time in the concrete.
You can use force, but not on someone who is running away…
Obi Wan | August 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I guess the Force wasn’t with her.
Internet | August 16, 2010 at 7:14 pm
She has the SAME EXACT ______ as my girlfriend.
Adam | August 16, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Why is she famous again?
gluten | August 16, 2010 at 11:28 pm
fuck i hate this bitch, i hope she gets raped and buried alive
and i thought stoner chicks were awesome…
Burt | August 17, 2010 at 5:38 am
Dude…(shakes head)
captain america | August 16, 2010 at 11:30 pm
yep, WOMEN TALK WITH BREASTS.
LonnieK2 | August 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm
What a travesty. Can’t blame the man though.