Adrianne Curry Attacked at Star Wars Convention

August 16th, 2010 // 76 Comments

Everyone’s favorite perpetually-dressed-as-Slave Leia “celebrity,” Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk man while she was in Orlando for Star Wars Celebration V over the weekend. (I bet it was this guy.) The attacker apparently tried to reach up her skirt only to get his face connected with the pavement before the cops showed up. Via Twitter:

- waiting4an hour &a half 4 cops 2 show up at orlando4 a drunk man who reached up my skirt&molested me..then tried2drive drunk away.thanks …
- cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed! what the hell! c5,bitches!
- i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave
- FYI, I not only elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 times
-2 people who lived there that he assaulted trying to get to me DID press charges, hence him being taken to the slammer.he didnt get away

Unlike Tila Tequila’s alleged “attack” – Sarcastic quotes all day, kids! – I’m willing to give Adrianne the benefit of the doubt here because fake police reports aren’t her bag as much as constantly trying to give me a nostalgic boner on Twitter. That said, we can clearly cross nerds off the list of possible suspects because I’m pretty sure when she walks through the convention center, they immediately fall to the ground clutching their groins and wondering what just happened to them. “I’m no longer mint on card! Mother!”

Photos: Adrianne Curry

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  1. what?

    does she still model?

  2. Adrianne Curry
    rusty
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t fap to this photo with the old geezer there!

    • Shelly Wiseman

      LMAO! Your right hes a old nasty fuker hands down. Remove him from the Photo as no-one here wants to see him or ANYONE Except The Super Hot & Sexy Adrianne Curry!!! ;-P

      PS. Stand Lee is a stupid comic book writer and a Communist LOSER as well!! SO take your so called respect and stick it where the sun don’t shine poo-boy…………………

  3. Adrianne Curry
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like STAN LEE!?
    Not just some old guy.

  4. hmna

    Stan Lee did it!

  5. Turd Ferguson

    She is so pathetic and attention starved.
    It must be nice to live such a worthless life that you sit around posting semi nude pics of yourself just to drum up some press and attention.

  6. not blaming her but when you’re twittin pics of your ass nite and day, it’s only a matter of time someone wants a piece of it irl

  7. Livinus Nwambe

    Pic no 5… Unspeakably awesome.

  8. Adrianne Curry
    Daryl G.
    Commented on this photo:

    First maybe?

    Anyway, it seems like perhaps the lowlifes of society are getting weary of treating fake celebrities that are only relevant for whoring their image out like they’re something special or better than just that.

  9. nerd

    Nothing wrong with trying to stick your light saber up her wookie.

  10. sam

    wait, you are NOT blaming her fro being molested…but you JUST blamed her for being molested! Thats like saying ALL playboy models are asking to be raped…any girl who did maxim wants u to forcefully stick a finger in her

    you people are sick

  11. The girl with the rough tattoo

    She’s not fit to kiss the boots off Stan. Even if he has his pants under his nipples…Furthermore, I’m not sure where the source of this news is from, but it is being said that authorities haven’t seen ovation in captivity on a grand scale for this “drunken man” since Spartacus.

  12. Adrianne Curry
    Cockslinger
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude. It’s Stan Lee. Show some fucking respect.

    • fatguyinalittleshirt

      the young one’s just don’t know.

      • Shelly Wiseman

        And you being a “fatguyinalittshirt” shows your JUST AS BIG A LOSER as Stan Lee… Or possibly even a MUCH BIGGER LOSER then stan lee. Get a life D-BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Beav

    Bad weekend for the famewhore crowd.

  14. stevebeagle

    annoying

  15. Fucking fashionable to be attacked if you’re famous. George Clooney with the bottle rocket some other bimbo with a dolphin. Tila with the poop watermelon Curry with the hobo, also don’t let hobos touch your vagina if you’re going to call the cops when you got caught. We all know you let hobobs touch your vagina because you post photos of them doing it all fucking day long.

    Since I am famous I am going on a safari with bottle rockets, dolphins sharks, grabby hobobs and turd slinging clowns. You’ll read it about someday that’s how you’ll know it’s the trend.

    Randal

  16. Crabby Old Guy

    Okay, maybe I missed the memo on this, but, the babe in pic 1 who’s dressed up like “Alex” from “A Clockwork Orange”….really? I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a little of “the ol’ in and out’ with the Star Wars famewhore…but really?

    • omg ur right, hadnt noticed that costume! perhaps she needed the dagger.
      costume choice def NOT as clear as an unmudded lake sir, nor an azure sky of deepest summer :(

    • jenna

      Damn! You commented on it before I could. Touche sir. Touche. ( I couldn’t get the accent mark over the e for all you grammer nazis.)

  17. So, she dresses up in next to nothing, has some guy try to grope her, “elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 times”. Assuming he didn’t suffer brain damage from the group assault, I would think he’ll be getting a lawsuit together and cleaning her out. At least, I hope so.

  18. Adrianne Curry
    vimpaler
    Commented on this photo:

    first

  19. Adrianne Curry
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF

  20. Adrianne Curry
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhat disturbing.

  21. Adrianne Curry
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ms Curry admires herself. Again.

  22. Fati87

    And she minded? The way she’s been acting on twitter, she’s been begging for someone to finally touch those genitals. To only have their own hand slap the silly out of them.

  23. Adrianne Curry
    miDnIghtEr20C
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s why they call him “Stan the Man”!

  24. Serious question… what does this chick do for a living? is she gainfully employed at all?

  25. Deacon Jones

    She was probably asking for it…

    And Stan Lee’s hairpiece looks like my neighbor’s lap dog.

    • Burt

      So, you’re saying that women who wear a Princess Leah costume at a Star Wars convention want to be assaulted by every drunk in the room? Logic isn’t your forte, is it?

  26. Adrianne Curry
    Grafikman
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor old Stan. Probably felt the faintest stirrings of a boner, then it vanished into the ether like a bird fart. Nice zombie arms tho…

    And love how her grin seems more like gritted teeth -”When is this guy gonna let GO?”

  27. Yaz

    judging by her blood shot eys, bitch was blazed out of her fucking mind…

  28. Adrianne Curry
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    A few years ago I was at a nerdfest getting an autograph (I SWEAR! FOR MY SISTER!) of Christopher Knight, who was there with Adrianne Curry. As I approached the desk, there was an announcement regarding some Adult Swim VO guys being there. She asked me what the announcement was, I told her, we started talking about The Brak Show and Sealab. Then she saw I bought some MST3K DVDs and we started talking about that a bit because she digs those guys, too. She couldn’t care less that I was neither buying crap from her nor panting after her like I was a shut-in D&D fan and she were a Xena cutout miraculously come to life. That actually made me kind of dig her. Yeah. I sad it. Shoot me.

  29. Adrianne Curry
    charlie
    Commented on this photo:

    Make Mine marvel!

  30. Adrianne Curry
    Polk
    Commented on this photo:

    For good reason. If I had breasts like that, I’d never leave the shower.

  31. Adrianne Curry
    Polk
    Commented on this photo:

    Who would have ever dreamed that Greg Fucking Brady would be the luckiest bastard on earth?

  32. Polk

    ” I not only elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 time”

    If he molested her and ran away, he has a nice lawsuit if some guy caught up with him and smacked his head five time in the concrete.

    You can use force, but not on someone who is running away…

  33. Obi Wan

    I guess the Force wasn’t with her.

  34. Adrianne Curry
    Daryl G.
    Commented on this photo:

    The first, the last. Jesus.

  35. Adrianne Curry
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait… Booze Molestor was Stan Muthafuggin’ Lee?
    This is all wrong, man…
    The news should be: “Stan Lee’s hand was molested by some Leia impersonator’s ass, to which he nodded in peaceful tolerance”.

  36. Internet

    She has the SAME EXACT ______ as my girlfriend.

  37. Adam

    Why is she famous again?

  38. gluten

    fuck i hate this bitch, i hope she gets raped and buried alive

    and i thought stoner chicks were awesome…

  39. captain america

    yep, WOMEN TALK WITH BREASTS.

  40. Adrianne Curry
    Commented on this photo:

    Great. Now on top of the alleged boob-groping Donald Duck we have Lesbo Leia grabbing Clockwork Britney’s tit. The noncofusing boner is an endangered species.

  41. Adrianne Curry
    Sarakiel
    Commented on this photo:

    lol…stan the man!!..

    Wonder if he shouts excelsior much like that Hadoukin guy……hmm

    I wonder if she’s an actual geek girl, or if she just knows who her audience is really really well….

  42. What a travesty. Can’t blame the man though.

  43. Adrianne Curry
    cheri
    Commented on this photo:

    Where was Peter Brady?

  44. Adrianne Curry
    chase
    Commented on this photo:

    i think these hot divas should get marryed and have sex and should kiss
    each other in the mouth with there noses smashed togeather and lick each
    others toungs.

  45. Adrianne Curry
    jonathan a. squires
    Commented on this photo:

    Boy I wish I could replace that old dude, didn’t she give him a heart attack?

  46. Adrianne Curry
    Commented on this photo:

    YU go girl keep huggin old dudes some we can beat this overpopulation rumor. Did he have a heart attack or no? Dr.

  47. Adrianne Curry
    i loled
    Commented on this photo:

    perfect

  48. Adrianne Curry
    YoAdrianne
    Commented on this photo:

    She could make Peter Brady forget about Jan!

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