Everyone’s favorite perpetually-dressed-as-Slave Leia “celebrity,” Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk man while she was in Orlando for Star Wars Celebration V over the weekend. (I bet it was this guy.) The attacker apparently tried to reach up her skirt only to get his face connected with the pavement before the cops showed up. Via Twitter:
- waiting4an hour &a half 4 cops 2 show up at orlando4 a drunk man who reached up my skirt&molested me..then tried2drive drunk away.thanks …
- cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed! what the hell! c5,bitches!
- i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave
- FYI, I not only elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 times
-2 people who lived there that he assaulted trying to get to me DID press charges, hence him being taken to the slammer.he didnt get away
Unlike Tila Tequila’s alleged “attack” – Sarcastic quotes all day, kids! – I’m willing to give Adrianne the benefit of the doubt here because fake police reports aren’t her bag as much as constantly trying to give me a nostalgic boner on Twitter. That said, we can clearly cross nerds off the list of possible suspects because I’m pretty sure when she walks through the convention center, they immediately fall to the ground clutching their groins and wondering what just happened to them. “I’m no longer mint on card! Mother!”
Photos: Adrianne Curry
does she still model?
Only on Twitter. lol
lololol, a Twitter model…
I can’t fap to this photo with the old geezer there!
LMAO! Your right hes a old nasty fuker hands down. Remove him from the Photo as no-one here wants to see him or ANYONE Except The Super Hot & Sexy Adrianne Curry!!! ;-P
PS. Stand Lee is a stupid comic book writer and a Communist LOSER as well!! SO take your so called respect and stick it where the sun don’t shine poo-boy…………………
That looks like STAN LEE!?
Not just some old guy.
Stan Lee =’s MEGA D-BAG!
Stan Lee did it!
stan lee is like a super hero version of hugh heffner. he can touch anything he wants, anytime.
and you must thank him when he does
Righteous.
She is so pathetic and attention starved.
It must be nice to live such a worthless life that you sit around posting semi nude pics of yourself just to drum up some press and attention.
I expose myself for charaty
Oh, I get it. You’re doing imitations. Let me guess; you’re doing a misogynistic virgin.
not blaming her but when you’re twittin pics of your ass nite and day, it’s only a matter of time someone wants a piece of it irl
Pic no 5… Unspeakably awesome.
First maybe?
Anyway, it seems like perhaps the lowlifes of society are getting weary of treating fake celebrities that are only relevant for whoring their image out like they’re something special or better than just that.
Nothing wrong with trying to stick your light saber up her wookie.
wait, you are NOT blaming her fro being molested…but you JUST blamed her for being molested! Thats like saying ALL playboy models are asking to be raped…any girl who did maxim wants u to forcefully stick a finger in her
you people are sick
Hmm…haven’t tried the ‘forcefully’ part – thanks for the tip!
She’s not fit to kiss the boots off Stan. Even if he has his pants under his nipples…Furthermore, I’m not sure where the source of this news is from, but it is being said that authorities haven’t seen ovation in captivity on a grand scale for this “drunken man” since Spartacus.
Dude. It’s Stan Lee. Show some fucking respect.
the young one’s just don’t know.
And you being a “fatguyinalittshirt” shows your JUST AS BIG A LOSER as Stan Lee… Or possibly even a MUCH BIGGER LOSER then stan lee. Get a life D-BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad weekend for the famewhore crowd.
annoying
Fucking fashionable to be attacked if you’re famous. George Clooney with the bottle rocket some other bimbo with a dolphin. Tila with the poop watermelon Curry with the hobo, also don’t let hobos touch your vagina if you’re going to call the cops when you got caught. We all know you let hobobs touch your vagina because you post photos of them doing it all fucking day long.
Since I am famous I am going on a safari with bottle rockets, dolphins sharks, grabby hobobs and turd slinging clowns. You’ll read it about someday that’s how you’ll know it’s the trend.
Randal
*sigh*
Okay, maybe I missed the memo on this, but, the babe in pic 1 who’s dressed up like “Alex” from “A Clockwork Orange”….really? I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a little of “the ol’ in and out’ with the Star Wars famewhore…but really?
omg ur right, hadnt noticed that costume! perhaps she needed the dagger.
costume choice def NOT as clear as an unmudded lake sir, nor an azure sky of deepest summer :(
Damn! You commented on it before I could. Touche sir. Touche. ( I couldn’t get the accent mark over the e for all you grammer nazis.)
So, she dresses up in next to nothing, has some guy try to grope her, “elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 times”. Assuming he didn’t suffer brain damage from the group assault, I would think he’ll be getting a lawsuit together and cleaning her out. At least, I hope so.
first
WTF
Somewhat disturbing.
Ms Curry admires herself. Again.
And she minded? The way she’s been acting on twitter, she’s been begging for someone to finally touch those genitals. To only have their own hand slap the silly out of them.
That’s why they call him “Stan the Man”!
Serious question… what does this chick do for a living? is she gainfully employed at all?
she goes to conventions dressed as a Star Wars character. that’s what she gets payed for now.
and what Fat87 said.
She was probably asking for it…
And Stan Lee’s hairpiece looks like my neighbor’s lap dog.
So, you’re saying that women who wear a Princess Leah costume at a Star Wars convention want to be assaulted by every drunk in the room? Logic isn’t your forte, is it?
Poor old Stan. Probably felt the faintest stirrings of a boner, then it vanished into the ether like a bird fart. Nice zombie arms tho…
And love how her grin seems more like gritted teeth -”When is this guy gonna let GO?”
judging by her blood shot eys, bitch was blazed out of her fucking mind…
she has a prescription for medical marijuana, lol, so yeah, she was probably higher than a frickin’ kite…
A few years ago I was at a nerdfest getting an autograph (I SWEAR! FOR MY SISTER!) of Christopher Knight, who was there with Adrianne Curry. As I approached the desk, there was an announcement regarding some Adult Swim VO guys being there. She asked me what the announcement was, I told her, we started talking about The Brak Show and Sealab. Then she saw I bought some MST3K DVDs and we started talking about that a bit because she digs those guys, too. She couldn’t care less that I was neither buying crap from her nor panting after her like I was a shut-in D&D fan and she were a Xena cutout miraculously come to life. That actually made me kind of dig her. Yeah. I sad it. Shoot me.
What did you sad?
“it”
Make Mine marvel!
For good reason. If I had breasts like that, I’d never leave the shower.
Start saving up, you CAN have breasts like that!
Who would have ever dreamed that Greg Fucking Brady would be the luckiest bastard on earth?
No shit.
” I not only elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 time”
If he molested her and ran away, he has a nice lawsuit if some guy caught up with him and smacked his head five time in the concrete.
You can use force, but not on someone who is running away…
I guess the Force wasn’t with her.
The first, the last. Jesus.
Wait… Booze Molestor was Stan Muthafuggin’ Lee?
This is all wrong, man…
The news should be: “Stan Lee’s hand was molested by some Leia impersonator’s ass, to which he nodded in peaceful tolerance”.
Excelsior!!! Stan Lee rules. I like Adrienne Curry but she loses this one.
She has the SAME EXACT ______ as my girlfriend.
Why is she famous again?
fuck i hate this bitch, i hope she gets raped and buried alive
and i thought stoner chicks were awesome…
Dude…(shakes head)
yep, WOMEN TALK WITH BREASTS.
Great. Now on top of the alleged boob-groping Donald Duck we have Lesbo Leia grabbing Clockwork Britney’s tit. The noncofusing boner is an endangered species.
you’re an idiot
you’re an idiot
I can live with that. Can you live without a sense of humor?
Curry is such a fake cunt!
lol…stan the man!!..
Wonder if he shouts excelsior much like that Hadoukin guy……hmm
I wonder if she’s an actual geek girl, or if she just knows who her audience is really really well….
What a travesty. Can’t blame the man though.
Where was Peter Brady?
i think these hot divas should get marryed and have sex and should kiss
each other in the mouth with there noses smashed togeather and lick each
others toungs.
Kid, knock it off before I tell your mum you’re not doing homework.
Boy I wish I could replace that old dude, didn’t she give him a heart attack?
YU go girl keep huggin old dudes some we can beat this overpopulation rumor. Did he have a heart attack or no? Dr.
perfect
She could make Peter Brady forget about Jan!