Adriana Lima Vampire Fangs

20041206alimab.jpgHow is it that somebody with such terrible teeth could be regarded as one of the bitchiest most beautiful women on the planet? I don’t ask much of my supermodels, just that they be beautiful and skinny and walk around half naked all the time making products look better than they actually are, but I’d really appreciate it if they didn’t sport crooked vampire fangs. Can you imagine if Adriana Lima actually got braces and went walking down runways sporting a mouthful of wire? That’d be almost as embarrassing as walking down the runway looking like a damn Dracula woman.