Adriana Lima is featured on the cover of the new GQ, which dubs her, “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin.” In a brief Q&A with writer Lisa DePaulo that accompanies some steamy beach shots of the Victoria’s Secret model, Lima says, “Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”
This just goes against everything we’re taught to believe about supermodels. Hold on a second…ok, I just asked the supermodels in my bedroom if any of them were still virgins. Two said yes, while the other three said they were capricorns. They also said that the midget hasn’t breathed in roughly two hours, so I better get back there.
BrendaPayne | March 15, 2006 at 11:33 am
Gosh, even though I’m not a guy, I could probably go without doing Snaggletooth. An intact hymen still doesn’t make teeth like those hot.
Binky | March 15, 2006 at 11:34 am
I think she’ll still be able to get dates. ( if she ‘buys’ of course)
mamacita | March 15, 2006 at 11:44 am
Well, that’s very admirable, but who’s to say if that’s true or now? It’s not like anyone can check it out and be like “Yes, correct, she’s had sex with no one”.
Jaydel | March 15, 2006 at 11:47 am
Aruh….didn’t Nick wait for Jessica. Look how that turned out.
mamacita | March 15, 2006 at 11:48 am
that should be *not*
Daniel | March 15, 2006 at 11:48 am
Maybe she’s actually never done *it* but I’ll bet you she can do the sucky-sucky like a human Hoover machine.
Lala | March 15, 2006 at 12:01 pm
How does one be engaged to Lenny Kravitz and remain a virgin?
Sorry, this does not compute.
Foxbase Alpha | March 15, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Who cares, she’s still freakin’ hot!
asenath7766 | March 15, 2006 at 12:06 pm
“This just goes against everything we’re taught to believe about supermodels. Hold on a second…ok, I just asked the supermodels in my bedroom if any of them were still virgins. Two said yes, while the other three said they were capricorns. They also said that the midget hasn’t breathed in roughly two hours, so I better get back there.”
HAR!
prideofchucky | March 15, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Seeing Adriana Lima spread out naked on my bed I’d probably shoot before I could get it in.
11010010 | March 15, 2006 at 12:34 pm
ah.. great. i love the way you write. keeps me coming back to the site..
:)
TaiTai | March 15, 2006 at 12:45 pm
So who the hell is Adriana Lima and why do we care if she is a virgin? And if is she is so virginal why does she look like….oh never mind.
amma | March 15, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Who cares? Oh, except I guess there is something attractive about a woman who makes her living being photographed in her panties being a virgin…My god! The contrast! The irony! After all, its not like they could ask her about her opinion on foreign affairs or her top NASDAQ picks:0
pea | March 15, 2006 at 1:14 pm
If it’s true I hope she’s not one of those stupid girls who still consider themselves virgins even if they’ve done everything but vaginal penetration. Kind of defeats the whole purpose. Know what else defeats the whole purpose? Posing nearly nude/nude for a living.
maryaries | March 15, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Not sure if this is what you were going for, but saying/writing “midget” for dwarf or little person is like using the “n” word when talking about African Americans. FYI.
lysistrata11 | March 15, 2006 at 1:18 pm
#10-Yes, that’s exactly why she’s still a virgin. It’s not from a lack of trying lol.
Anyone know how old she is? Because anything past 18 is just crazy! How does one hold out that long?!
Kbartender | March 15, 2006 at 1:18 pm
That’s a big “Yeah fucking right.”
bravegirl01 | March 15, 2006 at 1:21 pm
b/c “dwarf” is automatically funny, like “moose” and/or “clam,” and the N word is not.
Captain Awesome | March 15, 2006 at 1:26 pm
She is so fine. You can be whatever you wanna be baby.
You can stab me, I’ll still love you.
katie | March 15, 2006 at 1:27 pm
yeah, the whole waiting for marriage thing doesnt seem to work well. AKA nick and jessica. shes delusional about marriage and sex clearly. women like that usually end up alone bc they think its all love and roses. NOT. shes stupid. hot, but stupid. what else do we expect from a supermodel though?
hafaball | March 15, 2006 at 1:31 pm
haha, #10!
but three words people, “In…the…butt…”
SSS7 | March 15, 2006 at 1:39 pm
#6- Caution on the “sucky-sucky”. Her SNAGGLETOOTH could be an issue.
Spindoc | March 15, 2006 at 1:45 pm
She’s a virgin if you don’t count Anal.
Spindoc | March 15, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Crap! #21 beat me to it.
ESQ | March 15, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Sure she is a virgin, if you do not count getting plugged in the ass…
Also, I think this belongs on an episode of “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.”
Miss_Marple | March 15, 2006 at 2:46 pm
http://pvelasquez.home.att.net/alima/misc/original/misc29.jpg
Check it out. She has buck teeth… the better to scrape you with!
Hahahaha!
SnagT | March 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Remember the movie “Pretty Baby”? Adriana’s big debut could be auctioned on EBay. I guess many filthy rich guys would want to take a shot at it. (I just hope Dick Cheney doesn’t win)
Squid Rooster | March 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Sorry, my eyes went immediately to the ass.
I’ve never seen people collectively seek out the tiniest flaws and tear people apart for them like on this site. This woman is physically amazing, and right out of the gates, she gets bashed for her teeth?
Bugman4045 | March 15, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Damn you, Spindoc. You stole my line verbatim.
And maryaries lighten up, shrimp.
Miss_Marple | March 15, 2006 at 3:18 pm
#28- what do you expect? I have been told more than one time not to be such a pussy regarding the bashing that goes on here… Instead, I join in. It’s supposed to be stupid fun… so have fun, stupid!
I'm better than you | March 15, 2006 at 3:27 pm
She was going to be a nun before she was discovered. I don’t have any facts to back this up, I just heard it on VH1. Google it.
I’m a female who doesn’t even dig chicks but I would take her virginity. So hot.
MeganHarris | March 15, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Ha! I don’t believe this little bitch as far as I can throw her.
Squid Rooster | March 15, 2006 at 3:34 pm
If “having fun” is bashing people undeservedly because everyone else is doing it, count me out. It was disturbing enough to see so many people so hypercritical of their own accord… even moreso to think that it’s because people give into the power of suggestion.
downshine | March 15, 2006 at 3:46 pm
#33- if you’re going to take things so seriously dont even come to this site, i’m tired of people getting offended when people are bashed “undeservedly” stop being ultra-sensitive and if you can’t lighten up about things dont bother to post.
downshine | March 15, 2006 at 3:50 pm
#33- if you’re going to take things so seriously dont even come to this site, i’m tired of people getting offended when people are bashed “undeservedly” stop being ultra-sensitive and if you can’t lighten up about things dont bother to post.
bootface | March 15, 2006 at 3:51 pm
i’d still fuck her
HughJorganthethird | March 15, 2006 at 3:56 pm
So she’s saying she only does anal?
HughJorganthethird | March 15, 2006 at 3:59 pm
So I guess she only does anal right?
SnagT | March 15, 2006 at 4:29 pm
33-Squid thingy, I agree with you, her teeth are perfect. However, yours look like a fucking train wreck. I have never seen them and yet I know it.
(Hey, bashing IS fun!)
Courtney | March 15, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I totally believe it, being as how I get about 3 Victoria’s Secret catalogs a week, and her bedroom eyes/come fuck me look is the most forced one I’ve ever seen. Still plenty hot, of course, so you can save your “Reeerrrr!” comments.
ribbit25 | March 15, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Great – so she waits, gets married, does it, gets divorced then fucks everything under the sun. See also: Jessica Simpson and all my Catholic cousins.
gogoboots | March 15, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Bullshit!
Spindoc | March 15, 2006 at 5:28 pm
#33, I’m curious why you would come to a site like this if bashing offends you. Here, you can go to THIS site and tell this girl just how pretty she is.
http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg
PKClover | March 15, 2006 at 6:24 pm
Someone quick tell her anal sex is still sex.
whodatiz | March 15, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Oh Adriana
How can you say that what we did wasn’t making sweet sweet love?
hugo | March 15, 2006 at 6:35 pm
how cute! adriana must be waiting to marry me…
MonkeyBrain | March 15, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Post #33- Yeah, I’m with ya man (at least partially). I think bashing is fine and dandy when the people actually deserve it (ie Kirsten Dunst.. *shudder*). HOWEVER, god damn if Adriana Lima isn’t the finest VS model.
Yeah, her teeth and gums are kind of jacked, but the other 99% of her is penis (and pussy) explodingly hot.
And if she is indeed truly a virgin… holy crap, go ahead and add brain-exploding to her list of talents.
always answer b | March 15, 2006 at 6:50 pm
#15,
I don’t care what the fickle minds of the PC gods want me to do lately, because “little person” is way more condescending than “midget.”
Grphdesi23 | March 15, 2006 at 8:07 pm
I know how she’s still a virgin.
The guys she dates are afraid of those chommpers she’s got.
Scrape, scrape!
lawgrrl | March 15, 2006 at 9:36 pm
maryaries is a midget