Adriana Lima still a virgin

*adriana_lima_virgin2.jpgAdriana Lima is featured on the cover of the new GQ, which dubs her, “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin.” In a brief Q&A with writer Lisa DePaulo that accompanies some steamy beach shots of the Victoria’s Secret model, Lima says, “Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”

This just goes against everything we’re taught to believe about supermodels. Hold on a second…ok, I just asked the supermodels in my bedroom if any of them were still virgins. Two said yes, while the other three said they were capricorns. They also said that the midget hasn’t breathed in roughly two hours, so I better get back there.