Adriana Lima is featured on the cover of the new GQ, which dubs her, “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin.” In a brief Q&A with writer Lisa DePaulo that accompanies some steamy beach shots of the Victoria’s Secret model, Lima says, “Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”
This just goes against everything we’re taught to believe about supermodels. Hold on a second…ok, I just asked the supermodels in my bedroom if any of them were still virgins. Two said yes, while the other three said they were capricorns. They also said that the midget hasn’t breathed in roughly two hours, so I better get back there.
Gosh, even though I’m not a guy, I could probably go without doing Snaggletooth. An intact hymen still doesn’t make teeth like those hot.
I think she’ll still be able to get dates. ( if she ‘buys’ of course)
Well, that’s very admirable, but who’s to say if that’s true or now? It’s not like anyone can check it out and be like “Yes, correct, she’s had sex with no one”.
Aruh….didn’t Nick wait for Jessica. Look how that turned out.
that should be *not*
Maybe she’s actually never done *it* but I’ll bet you she can do the sucky-sucky like a human Hoover machine.
How does one be engaged to Lenny Kravitz and remain a virgin?
Sorry, this does not compute.
Who cares, she’s still freakin’ hot!
“This just goes against everything we’re taught to believe about supermodels. Hold on a second…ok, I just asked the supermodels in my bedroom if any of them were still virgins. Two said yes, while the other three said they were capricorns. They also said that the midget hasn’t breathed in roughly two hours, so I better get back there.”
HAR!
Seeing Adriana Lima spread out naked on my bed I’d probably shoot before I could get it in.
ah.. great. i love the way you write. keeps me coming back to the site..
:)
So who the hell is Adriana Lima and why do we care if she is a virgin? And if is she is so virginal why does she look like….oh never mind.
Who cares? Oh, except I guess there is something attractive about a woman who makes her living being photographed in her panties being a virgin…My god! The contrast! The irony! After all, its not like they could ask her about her opinion on foreign affairs or her top NASDAQ picks:0
If it’s true I hope she’s not one of those stupid girls who still consider themselves virgins even if they’ve done everything but vaginal penetration. Kind of defeats the whole purpose. Know what else defeats the whole purpose? Posing nearly nude/nude for a living.
Not sure if this is what you were going for, but saying/writing “midget” for dwarf or little person is like using the “n” word when talking about African Americans. FYI.
#10-Yes, that’s exactly why she’s still a virgin. It’s not from a lack of trying lol.
Anyone know how old she is? Because anything past 18 is just crazy! How does one hold out that long?!
That’s a big “Yeah fucking right.”
b/c “dwarf” is automatically funny, like “moose” and/or “clam,” and the N word is not.
She is so fine. You can be whatever you wanna be baby.
You can stab me, I’ll still love you.
yeah, the whole waiting for marriage thing doesnt seem to work well. AKA nick and jessica. shes delusional about marriage and sex clearly. women like that usually end up alone bc they think its all love and roses. NOT. shes stupid. hot, but stupid. what else do we expect from a supermodel though?
haha, #10!
but three words people, “In…the…butt…”
#6- Caution on the “sucky-sucky”. Her SNAGGLETOOTH could be an issue.
She’s a virgin if you don’t count Anal.
Crap! #21 beat me to it.
Sure she is a virgin, if you do not count getting plugged in the ass…
Also, I think this belongs on an episode of “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.”
http://pvelasquez.home.att.net/alima/misc/original/misc29.jpg
Check it out. She has buck teeth… the better to scrape you with!
Hahahaha!
Remember the movie “Pretty Baby”? Adriana’s big debut could be auctioned on EBay. I guess many filthy rich guys would want to take a shot at it. (I just hope Dick Cheney doesn’t win)
Sorry, my eyes went immediately to the ass.
I’ve never seen people collectively seek out the tiniest flaws and tear people apart for them like on this site. This woman is physically amazing, and right out of the gates, she gets bashed for her teeth?
Damn you, Spindoc. You stole my line verbatim.
And maryaries lighten up, shrimp.
#28- what do you expect? I have been told more than one time not to be such a pussy regarding the bashing that goes on here… Instead, I join in. It’s supposed to be stupid fun… so have fun, stupid!
She was going to be a nun before she was discovered. I don’t have any facts to back this up, I just heard it on VH1. Google it.
I’m a female who doesn’t even dig chicks but I would take her virginity. So hot.
Ha! I don’t believe this little bitch as far as I can throw her.
If “having fun” is bashing people undeservedly because everyone else is doing it, count me out. It was disturbing enough to see so many people so hypercritical of their own accord… even moreso to think that it’s because people give into the power of suggestion.
#33- if you’re going to take things so seriously dont even come to this site, i’m tired of people getting offended when people are bashed “undeservedly” stop being ultra-sensitive and if you can’t lighten up about things dont bother to post.
#33- if you’re going to take things so seriously dont even come to this site, i’m tired of people getting offended when people are bashed “undeservedly” stop being ultra-sensitive and if you can’t lighten up about things dont bother to post.
i’d still fuck her
So she’s saying she only does anal?
So I guess she only does anal right?
33-Squid thingy, I agree with you, her teeth are perfect. However, yours look like a fucking train wreck. I have never seen them and yet I know it.
(Hey, bashing IS fun!)
I totally believe it, being as how I get about 3 Victoria’s Secret catalogs a week, and her bedroom eyes/come fuck me look is the most forced one I’ve ever seen. Still plenty hot, of course, so you can save your “Reeerrrr!” comments.
Great – so she waits, gets married, does it, gets divorced then fucks everything under the sun. See also: Jessica Simpson and all my Catholic cousins.
Bullshit!
#33, I’m curious why you would come to a site like this if bashing offends you. Here, you can go to THIS site and tell this girl just how pretty she is.
http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg
Someone quick tell her anal sex is still sex.
Oh Adriana
How can you say that what we did wasn’t making sweet sweet love?
how cute! adriana must be waiting to marry me…
Post #33- Yeah, I’m with ya man (at least partially). I think bashing is fine and dandy when the people actually deserve it (ie Kirsten Dunst.. *shudder*). HOWEVER, god damn if Adriana Lima isn’t the finest VS model.
Yeah, her teeth and gums are kind of jacked, but the other 99% of her is penis (and pussy) explodingly hot.
And if she is indeed truly a virgin… holy crap, go ahead and add brain-exploding to her list of talents.
#15,
I don’t care what the fickle minds of the PC gods want me to do lately, because “little person” is way more condescending than “midget.”
I know how she’s still a virgin.
The guys she dates are afraid of those chommpers she’s got.
Scrape, scrape!
maryaries is a midget