It’s kind of a slow news day, if you can’t tell by the Matthew McConaughey post. Fortunately, something awesome did get launched by Adriana Lima and Karoline Kurkova last night. That would be the Victoria’s Secret Uplift Biofit bra. I have no idea what it does, but it seems to involve lifting boobs – a time-honored tradition of mine. My father was a breast lifter, as was his father before him and so forth down the line. It’s believed that we belong to the proud lineage of Claudius of Boobistouchia. Claudius is known historically for his devotion to the boob until he died tragically giving Cleopatra a Purple Nurple.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
veggi | March 5, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Nice mom pants.
Dr. Nappy | March 5, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Wow… A. L. is so pretty.
The Veggi Whore | March 5, 2008 at 1:34 pm
You know what’s interesting about this?
silence…
did you guys here that Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with cancer and they say he has 5 weeks to live..
Lana | March 5, 2008 at 1:34 pm
So, that’s why they always look so Chesty La Roo-like. They get a little help on the side. Handy.
niles | March 5, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Wow! What a pair of ass’s.
Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!!
mixedmartialartvideos.com | March 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm
ole ole ole ole.. ohle .. ohle
Lima Peru | March 5, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Jeez…that chick is a fucking snaggletooth. I thought Lima was attractive, but I was wrong.
Sara | March 5, 2008 at 1:42 pm
These two are so common looking and I dare say even slightly ugly. Their bodies are hot but most people have nice bodies. Why do these foreign sluts constantly hawk our airwaves and magazines?
The Veggi Whore | March 5, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I carried a watermelon..
Kingsley Amis | March 5, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Sorry to point out a factual error, but Cleopatra was dead by the time Claudius was alive. That said, I sure do love boobies.
David | March 5, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com? Hot ans attractive girl.
Kingsley Amis | March 5, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Sorry to point out a factual error, but Cleopatra was dead for 20 years by the time Claudius was alive. That said, I sure do love boobies.
edamame | March 5, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Fugly jeans, Karolina.
Next thing you know, she’ll be jammin’ to Xanadu and rollerskating down the runway.
panties | March 5, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I sure hope they got the matching pretty pink panties…………..
Dee | March 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I have never heard of these females before, but they have cute shapes and behinds for their body types. I am going to check out the VS Uplift Biofit bra because I like to show cleavage; a little at work and a lot when I am not at work.
Sammy | March 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm
They know how to wear jeans to flatter their body types. Notice how the blonde wears a jean cut high at the waist (she has a bigger bottom) while the other wears a low rise jean cut.
Mom Jeans | March 5, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Give her something that says: “I’m not a woman anymore. I’m a MOM. Put on your mom jeans…..”
FRIST!!! | March 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Veggi, if they completely bring back those shitty high waisted jeans I swear to god I will start dressing naked!!
There’s a threat they won’t forget..
I want to see | March 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Please show us Dee…………………..
whatever | March 5, 2008 at 2:08 pm
They just launched something…in my pants!
How many kids will Brit end up having? | March 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Meh these chicks are looking average at BEST. I just went to the hospital (I have terminal fucking hotness disease) and I saw four girls who looked just like these two boring skanks. The thing with these stupid ass supermodels is that they are tall. That’s it; they’re tall and slimish, that’s what sets them apart from other hot girls. Blondie has a fucking beak nose that would have stopped her career flat if she weren’t so effin tall and Adriana there is pretty frickin’ average looking. Many pretty brunettes at my highschool and susequent jobs looked as good or better and had tighter boddies.
The fact is that modeling agencies, by skipping out on all girl under 5″7″, are missing out on some of the most equisite faces and stunning bodies out there. The girl I knew who had the most stunning legs and physique and looked amazing in anything (and nothing) was only 5’5″. It’s just such a stupid requirement. In photos if a girl is lean and proportioned you can’t even tell how tall she is. As a guy who is very tall I gotta say I find women of average hieght far more attractive than these man tall amazonian bitches. Get up close to one of these chicks and you’ll feel like your up against a dude with a wig.
If you love these chicks figures just remeber that the perkey round full boobs are all in the bra and when a chick is that tall her feet are usually freakish.
Terry | March 5, 2008 at 2:15 pm
#18
Oh please America bring back those high waisted jeans. Overweight female Americans look horrible in low rise jeans and it does not help that the flab hangs over while wearing tight tops. High waisted jeans can pack in more flab and give fat female Americans a more flattering look.
Ray Stevens | March 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm
#21
Everything is beautiful in its own way
Like a starry summer night
Or a snow-covered winter’s day
And everybody’s beautiful, in their own way
Under God’s Heaven
The world’s gonna find a way
There is none so blind
As he who will not see
We must not close our minds
We must let our thoughts be free
For every hour that passes by
You know the world gets a little bit older
It’s time to realize that beauty lies
In the eyes of the beholder
We shouldn’t care ’bout the length of his hair
Or the color of his skin
Don’t worry about what shows from without
But the love that lives within
We’re gonna get it all together, now
Everything gonna work out fine
Just take a little time to look on the good side, my friend
And straighten it out in your mind
Stacy | March 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm
#21
I love tall men!
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | March 5, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I would pay my wages for a month just to sniff one fart from Adriana Lima
Pleasantly Plump in All the Right Places | March 5, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I hope the high waisted jeans come back because I wear them so tight that it holds everything in like a girdle. I remember the first time my husband saw me in the nude, he was surprised to see how much bigger I really was lol! But he had already bonded with me so it did not matter at that point.
dude_on_a_wire | March 5, 2008 at 2:22 pm
On any given day two VS models showing off a new version of a support bra would be an automatic stiffy to the nTH power scenario. Unfortunately the t-shirts do not allow for full visual arousal.
The optimum viewpoint for these two teasers would simply be the time honored “touch your toes” angle – that in itself isn’t a bad thing, but this shoot is supposed to be about a bra.*Had they lip-locked… then this or any other opinion would be completely unnecessary.
RichPort | March 5, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I’m sorry… is that mail order skank bride actually PROUD of that pancake ass of hers?
Ted from LA | March 5, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Photographer: “I want cutesy and cheesy in every picture.”
Spazz | March 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm
WOW.
Ted Mosby | March 5, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I just launched a splooge attack in my pants.
shameshame | March 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Wow, Karolina is so incredibly ugly, it makes me wonder how someone that fucking ugly can be so smiley all the fucking time, it’s horrendous, and disturbing.
Who hired this skank?
Tyler | March 5, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I am so amazed at the comments on this site. These girls are both hot and have better bodies than 99% of the women walking down the street in America. You people that criticize everything need to get a life. You are the types that would bitch about the taxes if you won the powerball lottery.
Cause Effect
Big fake tits = Her tits are so fake!!
Big natural tits = Her tits are so saggy
Dark tan = She is gonna get cancer
Pale skin = She needs to get a tan
Blonde hair = She looked better as a brunette or redhead
Brunette = She looks better as a blonde
Skinny body = She needs to eat something
Curvy body = She is a whale and needs to put down the Cheetos
steve | March 5, 2008 at 2:57 pm
#26 – that story belongs in the dictionary under “(ant.)Hitting the Jackpot”
sportsdvl | March 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Wait, these 2 are only Super Models because they are tall (#21)? LOL, ok. Seriously, while these 2 might not be your favorite models to imply that they look freakish is a bit much!
As a tall guy myself, I like tall AND short women.
amma | March 5, 2008 at 3:04 pm
These chicks are certainly not ugly {though those high waisted jeans are: note–high waisted jeans only look good REALLY tight, tucked into boots and a turtle neck over that. Okay? Okay.}.
That being said, I agree, the problem with super models these days is that they have only one thing going for them: Height. I live in a major urban area and the women here tend to take care of themselves from the ladies who lunch types on down to the cashier at the grocery store. And there are some beauties. I shouldn’t see chicks at the bus stop who are as hot as or hotter than super models. Should I? All these chicks have is height. There need to be other requirements.
Tyler | March 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I forgot to add my favorite:
If the girl actually looks good in the photos = what a photoshop job!!!!
Stevie | March 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
#33
I think part of the reason is because people are stuck in an office all day and get stir crazy. It would be interesting to know what type of work people do that post on this site. But we would not get honest answers anyway.
gotmilk? | March 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Didn’t Fish say a few months ago that the horse-faced blonde one was pregnant?
Jimbo | March 5, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I think my hands should become a bra..
Keeping it Real | March 5, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I am happy to see celebrities on this site that did not get famous for doing porn.
gotmilk? | March 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm
wtc is up with her jeans? what is this, the final scene in Grease? fucking hideous, her face & those pants.
Mal Gusto | March 5, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I think my penis has whiplash
**ooh, adrianna Lima*** penis rising….***glances over*** MOM JEANS!!!! spraNG!!
If I see a chick wearing those jeans Im gonna cooter punch her I swear!!
sportsdvl | March 5, 2008 at 3:22 pm
they may be “mom jeans” but they look better on her than any of those supposed hot chicks you guys keep saying you see on a daily basis at the grocery store!
PostmortemG | March 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
“I would pay my wages for a month just to sniff one fart from Adriana Lima”
Right. The blonde has a nice rear. =D
Auntie Kryst | March 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Biofit uplift bras, fucking brilliant! I’ve always been a bit of skeptic, and figured science can’t take bra technology further. You know what? I was wrong, I know that now. We need keep bra research at the forefront.
rainman | March 5, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Adriana is hot. Karolina is not.
dumbass VS | March 5, 2008 at 3:45 pm
excuse me, isn’t the point of every bra ever made to uplift? this fucking store is a complete rip-off.
slacker chic | March 5, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I love those jeans that Adriana is wearing. And you all are right, the high waisted jeans are so SO Mom Jeans. Not cute.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
aleeeex | March 5, 2008 at 3:54 pm
#21 – wow thts harsh, im six foot and female with all the good bits, fairly slim, and none of my men think i look like a dude in a wig… i prefer guys dead on six foot or a couple of inches over coz the taller a guy is the clumsier they are in bed!!
ur still meeeeeeen tho :( ……. i have nice hair, it doesnt look like a wig….. kuh