Adriana Lima is moody

this better be first!!!!!!!!!

SAFE!

Third! Big whoop.

Taking lessons from Naomi, is she?

I was there until that last pic. I think I need to see more angles of this bitch before I pass judgement. The angle I am thinking about is looking down at the top of her head.

My Land-Cock is bigger than Lichtenstein…flacid.

I am in complete agreement with the editor. If you look like that, you beat the shit out of anyone you please.

I’m only good looking enough to be allowed to beat the shit out of fat midgets.

Mmmmm, now you see if Paris looked like this, we could forgive her almost anything: note i said almost. Being a pin head herpes blow up doll is round about the frickin limit.

I can see it in her eyes, she’s that hot bitch who knows she’s hot and hates anyone who disagrees. I hate chicks like that. Low self esteem is such a turn on.

Giddy Up……..

through –> “threw”

This chick is hot enough to make Tom Cruise stop loving the cock.

Well, almost.

Allow me to be a lesbian with you, ma-lady.

She’s one of those girls that brings out the “bi” in me. Damnit.

And just for the record, if you’re a blogger and don’t know the difference between “through” and “threw,” you’ve failed horribly. You might as well just cut out your brain, you big dummy.

(unless of course you’re a dumb blogger who looks like adriana lima, (and i know you do). in that instance you can throw me threw a window anytime).

She can beat my little man in the canoe anyday.

She’s very pretty but something about her teeth really pisses me off.

@15- I never heard that before..that’s so cute!

question: what is this skank good for…

answer: “SPERM RECEPTACLE”

@17: Thanks! His nickname is BigJim. (hee-hee)

This just in:

Tom Cruise was reportedly in serious condition after being admitted to hospital complaining of severe intestinal cramping. Doctors conducted an emergency rectal vacuuming and removed four gallons of semen from Mr. Cruise’s colon.

He is now recovering, and his condition has been upgraded from “serious” to “just fabulous.”

Pinky and Zanna, I have to go masturbate now.

Yummy, Yummy in my tummy!

Being slapped by someone that looks like that would probably be considered foreplay. Can’t you just see her as a dominatrix? OK, fine, just me…

@21 – think THREESOME.

Who is this chick and why do we care????

she has way too much clothes on.

When I look at her, it’s like looking in the mirror. Really.

Who the fuck is this person?

thats not exactly the proper behavior for a “virgin” now is it?

@ 28 a better question is how can I fuck this person….repeatedly

#25 and 28:

We don’t give a flying gerbil out of Tom Cruise’s ass WHO she is. All we care about is how smoking hot she is.

Maybe if you too weren’t ugly enough to scare the warts of a troll then you’d understand that. Hell, I bet you both make fat midgets look good.

What kind of billionaire Prince is this punk? If I were a billionaire Prince and this bitch slapped me, I would take her right in the middle of the party, make her suck me clean and loudly announce that I can do that since I am a billionaire AND a Prince.

This chick is a dead lay. Been there done that. She’s all about “I’m hot and shouldn’t have to do anything.” I prefer chicks who like to move that ass in bed.

Gerald:

I call bullshit. Any chick who will beat the crap out of a guy in public is gonna be one mean-ass bucking bronco in the sack.

A guy like you might not survive.

Hotter than i could deal with. I’d want her, but the premature ejaculation during foreplay would be embarrassing. Out of my league, for sure.

26, i’m with you

That’s true, punking a prince in front of his subjects does show a psycho side, and everyone knows psychos are the best in bed.

Point taken.

@25, 28 & 33 are you guys related to TCLTC?

all that AND she’s a virgin too! or so she claims.

@28 – She’s in all the Victoria’s Secret catalogs, and she has the same look in EVERY picture. She’s like the Derek Zoolander of female modeling.

I have to agree with BigJim in 34..only because I remember this one time, my boyfriend called me the Town Pump when we were at the Chicken Bone and I got so bullshit I took the darts off the bar and put them into his thigh.

BEST SEX EVER that night. True Story.

Clearly this is a penis only thread. Sorry. You guys should really spend more time trying to get laid for real.

Adriana Lima….more proof that God Loves Us And Wants Us To be Happy.

She can beat the pocket rocket until it throws up… she definitely has mayonaisse face written all over her.

a bucking bronco who has never, ever had an outlet remember?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/15/adriana_lima_still_a_virgin_1.html

Yes Zanna… Angry, after a fight sex is AWESOME! An old boyfriend and I got into a huge fight and then we started just going at IT and broke a damn pool table.

True story. I still can’t look at a pool table without touching myself.

Adriana Lima looks like a man.

yes, Pinky…it’s true…ANGRY sex is the BEST sex. And is probably why when I see BigJim get all pissed off and violent in his posts, my clit throbs.

@34 &47
I agree, angry sex is awesome.

Glad to know I’m not the only one with triple-X thoughts when I see a pool table.

So, all I have to do is turn into a billionaire prince of a tiny european nation to date Adriana Lima?

Now I know what to do with my life!

So did anyone else notice her shoes are way too small?

Oh yeah, you weren’t looking at her feet–silly me.