Adriana Lima’s Nipples Prove Taylor Swift Is The Illuminati

The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Here’s a braless Adriana Lima on a photo shoot in Mexico on Sunday while wearing a soaking wet Coca-Cola tank top. Which is interesting because didn’t Taylor Swift just sign a deal with Coke? The same Taylor Swift Victoria’s Secret fired Jessica Hart over after making all its models sing her songs? I don’t want to say this is some Illuminati shit, but the tip of my penis just turned into a pyramid with an eye in the middle. And now it’s telling me in Latin to remove all non-approved pics of Beyonce before delivering the head of every first-born to the Kimye child. Yes, my master…

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