Adriana Lima’s Nipples Prove Taylor Swift Is The Illuminati

December 4th, 2013 // 10 Comments
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Here’s a braless Adriana Lima on a photo shoot in Mexico on Sunday while wearing a soaking wet Coca-Cola tank top. Which is interesting because didn’t Taylor Swift just sign a deal with Coke? The same Taylor Swift Victoria’s Secret fired Jessica Hart over after making all its models sing her songs? I don’t want to say this is some Illuminati shit, but the tip of my penis just turned into a pyramid with an eye in the middle. And now it’s telling me in Latin to remove all non-approved pics of Beyonce before delivering the head of every first-born to the Kimye child. Yes, my master…

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  1. Adriana Lima Nipples Braless Wet Tank Top
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    Pepsi’s marketing department just called Busy Phillips to arrange a shoot.

  2. Adriana Lima Nipples Braless Wet Tank Top
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    Bring a Coke and a friend.
    Preferably a model.

  3. Adriana Lima Nipples Braless Wet Tank Top
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    Whomever it was at Victoria’s Secret that thought she was in the same class as Candice Swanepoel or Nina Agdal and signed her contract must’ve woken up the next morning with a killer hangover and said, “I signed that? Fuuuuuuck meeeeee….”

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    I doubt anyone at VS thinks Candice or Nina can even compare to Adriana. Those two wish they could be Adriana.

  5. No one compares to this woman. Hottest woman ever.

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    Very nice. She’s always been physical perfection. Glad to see she’s still there.

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    I would feast on her asshole face first.

  8. and you wonder why Pepsi has been losing market share. wet Brazilian tits, people, wet Brazilian tits. You don’t need a focus group for this stuff.

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    even she marvels at her own tits after all these years. can’t blame her. she may masturbate to her own image in a mirror. justifiable!

  10. Clueless

    What a freak. Her left star is WAY bigger than her right one.

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