Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News

December 10th, 2013 // 16 Comments

- There’s a #MondayBunday now?! ‘Tis truly is a magical season. [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus‘ hair looks like this now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ali Lohan is trying to be a singer again. [Dlisted]

- Why I Believe Jameis Winston’s Accuser [Deadspin]

- Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Elizabeth Taylor now. [Fishwrapper]

- Haha! Like Britney Spears remembers Chaotic. [tooFab]

- You had me at Alice Eve. [BuzzFeed]

- Candice Swanepoel and Maria Menounos‘ asses occupied the same space, yet reality still exists? [Popoholic]

- Nina Agdal is still hot as shit. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Elsa Hosk showering, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The 127 Hours guy beat his girlfriend with his remaining arm. I don’t know how to feel here. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Cock Dr

    Sure they’re cute but it is laughable to me to look at these 2 women selling bras…neither of them really need to wear such a garment.

  2. Adriana Lima will always be my favorite angel. I don’t think Karlie is even close to her caliber.

  3. cc

    Geez, Fish, this is getting to be a bit much. That sponsored post below, about Gaia whathersface? That looks exactly like a REAL post. I know it’s not your doing, but to the powers that be where you are, it’s pretty deceptive.

    • You are not incorrect.

      • Dox

        Have to agree with CC.
        We put up with the ads. We put up with the slow loading pages as they cram shit into the code. But tell them to stop fucking with your posts.

      • No one would blame you if you didn’t put up with the ads anymore, Dox. I myself caved last year and installed AdBlocker after those goddamn dancing-hamster Kia Soul ads hijacked my computer every time it loaded—and this was before you could scroll through the galleries here without refreshing, so those GODDAMN KIA SOUL ADS were reloading EVERY DAMN PAGE of The Crap We Missed or any other photoset.

        I’ve seen Fish say on several occasions that these ads are completely out of his hands and he feels our pain, and I suspect he’d be using AdBlocker himself if he were one of us, and not the guy for whom these ads are paying him the big bucks.

        And if anyone higher up at BuzzMedia’s reading this, I’m 42. I’m not your target audience. I’m old and I don’t try new brands or buy new things. Nyah.

      • kimmykimkim

        The worst part of the ads was after I read his Sarah Palin book review, I was getting all this Jesus is Lord bullshit and all that “single?”, “Christian?” I’m all “neither and fuck yo self.” Luckily, they’re gone now.

      • Well, I presume the ads are tailored to keywords in the post. If he writes “Jesus” and “Christian” a lot, those are the ads you’re going to see. When he rants about guns, you might get some ads for military academies. It’s such a perfect science.

  4. kimmykimkim

    Girl on the left, you can go now. Buh-bye.

  5. Darling

    Cn’t stand Karlie as an Angel. No curves and 6’1. Who hired her?

  6. You had me at Alice Eve…

    …But you might have lost me at Neil LaBute.

  7. Karlie Kloss sounds like a porn star name.

  8. Adriana Lima  Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Holiday Gifting Event
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    The one on the left is kinda ugly.

    I love Adriana. She’s allowed to sit on my face anytime.

  9. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    This post shows that it’s better to have full lips and a thin nose, over having thins lips & a full nose.

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