Adriana Lima Has $2 Million On Her Chest

October 20th, 2010 // 79 Comments

I’ve tackled a lot of serious subjects in the past few months: Rape, pedophilia, burning the Quran, terror mosques, immigration, redneck clown rappers secretly being Christians. But now it’s time to turn our attention to a more dire and pressing matter. Namely glamorizing supermodels like Adriana Lima by allowing them to wear $2 million diamond-encrusted bras so they can perpetuate an unfair stereotype of how women should look, forever skewing men’s perception of them. And it’s, uh, terrible. Just absolutely… terrible. I won’t allow it.

Effective tomorrow. (Throw everyone off a cliff who doesn’t look like this.)

Photos: Splash News

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  1. TAB

    Nice bra..but wouldn’t it make more sence to just wear the matching under that goes with it? Wearing half a dress looks ridiculous..

    She is HOTT though.

    First!

  2. TAB

    Duh I meant *sense*..maybe I was also thinking of how her pussy smells..which would be ‘scent’

  3. stevebeagle

    she’s pure heat

  4. Well, I don’t know who she is, but she looks like a white trash trailer park queen trying to dress up like a rich person.

    Look, I get the whole “diamond encrusted bra” spectacle, but that is the sloppiest, trashiest looking execution for showing it off that I could imagine. It’s like she wanted a dress that would show off her bra, so she took 20 minutes and sewed some old curtains into a dress with no front.

    • She’s a Victoria’s Secret model, dumbass. She IS rich. Richer than you are.

      • Drew

        Who fucking pays attention to Victoria Secret models aside from looking at their tits and ass? Most straight dudes don’t research the name to the tits, they just want tits.

        And your comment doesn’t discount the fact that she does in fact look like a glamorized trailer trash whore.

        However I don’t think it’s so much her, as much of the fact that their idea to promote the bra was just to unbutton her top and let them spill out. Sure, I’d love to stick my dick between them too, but in my opinion they could have displayed the bra (even while on her) in a much less trashy way.

      • Drew

        Oh wow I didn’t even take that good of a look. The shirt is DESIGNED to spill her tits out. Yeah, totally not trailer trash esque.

      • mcfeely smackup

        you’re not big on reading comprehension, are you?

    • TAB

      According to Wikipedia, “best known as a Victoria’s Secret Angel since 2000.” That is what she is most famous for.

      • Meh, I think she looks hot, but I like Trailer Park Trash. Guilty pleasure. Can’t help it. Along with Strippers and Crack Whores who have all their teeth still.

        Matter of preference I suppose but … I’d do her over that Christina Hendricks fatty any day of the week.

  5. Ivan

    I was atheist until I see these breasts.

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    splorch
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    Remember when Heidi Klum had a $10 million bra? I guess colombian girls are only worth 20%

  7. Cardinal Fang

    That is exactly where I would like MY jewels!

  8. splorch

    Remember when Heidi Klum had a $10 million bra? I guess brazilian girls are only worth 20%

  9. Jillia

    Does that 2 mii include the boob job?

  10. Sheena

    My mama always said flaunt it while you got it. If I looked like her, I’d wear my damn bajillion-dollar bra outside my dress too.

  11. See Alice

    Nice Rack

  12. Million dollar bra was around before. This is like that seven minute abs idea lol.. Besides, those tits are money all by themselves. The dsl’s too

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    friendlyfires
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    The diamonds are real, the breasts … not so much.

  14. Jack Mykokov

    Too bad my jizz isn’t on her chest along with that $2 MIL.

  15. Dave ain't here, man

    Man, I’ll bet she could cut glass with those things.

  16. Rough skills & power tools

    Any words on who’s going to be the top angel. I haven’t had a night sleep since Heidi resign…

  17. Drundel

    All she needs now is a pearl necklace. I’ll gladly volunteer to give her one.

  18. xanax in my beer

    The bra looks like shit. It looks like a bedazzled $15 Walmart bra. Especially with that flesh colored material under it.

  19. The Farting Commenter

    That’s a lot of money ***brrrraaaaaaapppp*** for a couple of easily purchased ***berrrippp*** chemical bags. ***pffft*** oh dear me…

  20. chynasclit

    that looks like a 15 dollar piece of shit bra from mandees or kohls.. 2 milliion ahh alright.

  21. Muffy the Lesbian

    Looks like she got her fakies redone and upsized.

  22. Just A Horny Dude

    I’d like to put 2 million sperm on her chest!

  23. Ash Bones

    MILF!!!

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    jamie
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    Does the $2M include her boobs?

  25. anonymous

    i’d rather see her tits for free.

  26. Oh hell yes

    She is easily one of the hottest women alive. She’s amazing.

  27. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    You do realize that’s a B cup with a huge padding?

  28. Blue

    Those breasts look like they were bolted on. Beautiful brunette, though.

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    Todd Johnson
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    Maybe she having sex by now – her tits are getting bigger.

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    myass
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    Why the fuck is she wearing Hamburger Helper gloves?

  31. Sal

    Don’t find her hot, always thought Ambrosio was the hotter of the two by far. Don’t remember her tits being that big tho.

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    swank
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    first!

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    Mario
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    Is it just me or does she look like a green-eyed Sofia Vergara in some pics? Stunningly beautiful! Her face is so pretty that, surprising even for me, her boobs are not what I stared most at. They are beautiful too, of course :P

  34. Omg, she’s perfect! So unfair, haha.

  35. Sugar

    She recently had a baby. She’s probably still breastfeeding–which accounts for the larger breasts.

  36. Jen

    I would B my L on her T’s.

  37. Jumpin_J

    Don’t know where that boobage came from but if they’re new, they’re fab!

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    stefany
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    haters

  39. sara

    Not really sure how anyone thinks she looks like trash? Shes beautiful, hence she is among the most beautiful people, no sorry, most beautiful models ( models are not people) in the world – Victoria’s Secret. She is obviously ( dumbasses) doing a promotion for the Christmas/winter diamond bra ( that comes out every winter). The bra cost more than any of you will make in your life times, and she more beautiful than anyone of any of us ( of course myself included) will meet in person. HATERS ! Her dresses is especially designed for this event and is fashioned in blue of course after Marlyn Monroe’s famous prink dress with the bow. Please people we all know she looks like 2 million bucks ! DONT HATE

    • The bra is a joke. It’s not “worth $2 million”, that’s just a number they threw out to be bigger than the last one. For something to be WORTH that much, someone would have to be willing to PAY that much, or the component parts worth that.

      “60 carats of white diamonds and 82 carats of topazes and sapphires…”, that’s a raw materials value of about $100K, well lower than two million. This is like someone taking a pile of garbage, calling it art and putting a price tag on it for a million bucks…and then everyone saying it’s “worth a million bucks”.

      That being said, wearing a dress that shoves your boobs out on display is trashy. that’s just not a position you can argue with.

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    name
    Commented on this photo:

    :o

  41. chipoltespice

    You look great LimaBean

  42. Willy Wonka

    Goddamn! I’d like to fuck those and then spray all over her face.

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    Willy Wonka
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    Fap! Fap! Fap!

  44. blair

    she looks ok sides of bra are ugly though.

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    Maner
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    friendlyfires you are an idiot, they’re definitely real.

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    hater...there i said it!!!
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    i dont believe!! its just a skin coloured bra with a loada cheap lookin plastic “diamonds” around it! two million??????!!!! and i really dont want to sound like a ‘feminist activist’ kinda thing…but there literally are children starving in the world and some feckin eejit is paying some other feckin eejit to wear a piece of crap bra!! i swear, i cant stress enough how im NOT a anti-celebrity type of woman…but this is actually ridiculous!!!!

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    hater...there i said it!!!
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    i thought there was a recession???

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    xyz
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    cannot stare coolely……………..?
    what a boooooooooooobs

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    erik
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    Nice rack.

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    Marley
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    Adriana is really not that attractive.

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