I’ve tackled a lot of serious subjects in the past few months: Rape, pedophilia, burning the Quran, terror mosques, immigration, redneck clown rappers secretly being Christians. But now it’s time to turn our attention to a more dire and pressing matter. Namely glamorizing supermodels like Adriana Lima by allowing them to wear $2 million diamond-encrusted bras so they can perpetuate an unfair stereotype of how women should look, forever skewing men’s perception of them. And it’s, uh, terrible. Just absolutely… terrible. I won’t allow it.
Effective tomorrow. (Throw everyone off a cliff who doesn’t look like this.)
Photos: Splash News
Nice bra..but wouldn’t it make more sence to just wear the matching under that goes with it? Wearing half a dress looks ridiculous..
She is HOTT though.
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Meh. Never thought she was more than just the average Pretty girl next door.
She look great in these photos. If you have trash that looks this good, call up!
She look great in these photos. If you have trash that looks this good, call ME FOR A up!
After I’m done with her,of course.
I just thought to myself, “That’s ugly”. The dress is just awful… ick
This wasn’t in Manhattan right? B/c my 1st thought was that she might have been a bit chilly dressed like that.
Dress? What dress?
Duh I meant *sense*..maybe I was also thinking of how her pussy smells..which would be ‘scent’
she’s pure heat
She’s seen better days. Lookin’ quite manly now.
Well, I don’t know who she is, but she looks like a white trash trailer park queen trying to dress up like a rich person.
Look, I get the whole “diamond encrusted bra” spectacle, but that is the sloppiest, trashiest looking execution for showing it off that I could imagine. It’s like she wanted a dress that would show off her bra, so she took 20 minutes and sewed some old curtains into a dress with no front.
She mad
She’s a Victoria’s Secret model, dumbass. She IS rich. Richer than you are.
Who fucking pays attention to Victoria Secret models aside from looking at their tits and ass? Most straight dudes don’t research the name to the tits, they just want tits.
And your comment doesn’t discount the fact that she does in fact look like a glamorized trailer trash whore.
However I don’t think it’s so much her, as much of the fact that their idea to promote the bra was just to unbutton her top and let them spill out. Sure, I’d love to stick my dick between them too, but in my opinion they could have displayed the bra (even while on her) in a much less trashy way.
Oh wow I didn’t even take that good of a look. The shirt is DESIGNED to spill her tits out. Yeah, totally not trailer trash esque.
you’re not big on reading comprehension, are you?
According to Wikipedia, “best known as a Victoria’s Secret Angel since 2000.” That is what she is most famous for.
Meh, I think she looks hot, but I like Trailer Park Trash. Guilty pleasure. Can’t help it. Along with Strippers and Crack Whores who have all their teeth still.
Matter of preference I suppose but … I’d do her over that Christina Hendricks fatty any day of the week.
I was atheist until I see these breasts.
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Remember when Heidi Klum had a $10 million bra? I guess colombian girls are only worth 20%
That is exactly where I would like MY jewels!
Remember when Heidi Klum had a $10 million bra? I guess brazilian girls are only worth 20%
Sounds about right…they undercut everyone just like the Mexicans
splorch, the Brazilian currency is de-valued against the American Dollar that’s why. you only get 20% on the dollar.
Does that 2 mii include the boob job?
Why do you need one?
No, because Adriana Lima had one.
My mama always said flaunt it while you got it. If I looked like her, I’d wear my damn bajillion-dollar bra outside my dress too.
You mom told me the same thing we she offered to blow me for $5.
Your mom gave me a titty-fuck for $3.
both your moms = 2 girls 1 cup
Nice Rack
Million dollar bra was around before. This is like that seven minute abs idea lol.. Besides, those tits are money all by themselves. The dsl’s too
The diamonds are real, the breasts … not so much.
Too bad my jizz isn’t on her chest along with that $2 MIL.
Man, I’ll bet she could cut glass with those things.
Any words on who’s going to be the top angel. I haven’t had a night sleep since Heidi resign…
All she needs now is a pearl necklace. I’ll gladly volunteer to give her one.
Nice
The bra looks like shit. It looks like a bedazzled $15 Walmart bra. Especially with that flesh colored material under it.
Yes because the important part of this picture is THE BRA … Don’t you have an Elton John concert to go to??
That’s a lot of money ***brrrraaaaaaapppp*** for a couple of easily purchased ***berrrippp*** chemical bags. ***pffft*** oh dear me…
that looks like a 15 dollar piece of shit bra from mandees or kohls.. 2 milliion ahh alright.
Looks like she got her fakies redone and upsized.
I’d like to put 2 million sperm on her chest!
MILF!!!
Does the $2M include her boobs?
No, those cost about $5k pre-Victorias Secret. ;)
i’d rather see her tits for free.
she has a sex tape. it was good too :)) rockin body
She is easily one of the hottest women alive. She’s amazing.
You do realize that’s a B cup with a huge padding?
Uh yeah, that’s what Victoria’s Secret is famous for, pushed-up, padded-bedazzled tits.
Those breasts look like they were bolted on. Beautiful brunette, though.
Maybe she having sex by now – her tits are getting bigger.
Why the fuck is she wearing Hamburger Helper gloves?
Don’t find her hot, always thought Ambrosio was the hotter of the two by far. Don’t remember her tits being that big tho.
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Is it just me or does she look like a green-eyed Sofia Vergara in some pics? Stunningly beautiful! Her face is so pretty that, surprising even for me, her boobs are not what I stared most at. They are beautiful too, of course :P
Omg, she’s perfect! So unfair, haha.
She recently had a baby. She’s probably still breastfeeding–which accounts for the larger breasts.
I would B my L on her T’s.
Don’t know where that boobage came from but if they’re new, they’re fab!
haters
Not really sure how anyone thinks she looks like trash? Shes beautiful, hence she is among the most beautiful people, no sorry, most beautiful models ( models are not people) in the world – Victoria’s Secret. She is obviously ( dumbasses) doing a promotion for the Christmas/winter diamond bra ( that comes out every winter). The bra cost more than any of you will make in your life times, and she more beautiful than anyone of any of us ( of course myself included) will meet in person. HATERS ! Her dresses is especially designed for this event and is fashioned in blue of course after Marlyn Monroe’s famous prink dress with the bow. Please people we all know she looks like 2 million bucks ! DONT HATE
The bra is a joke. It’s not “worth $2 million”, that’s just a number they threw out to be bigger than the last one. For something to be WORTH that much, someone would have to be willing to PAY that much, or the component parts worth that.
“60 carats of white diamonds and 82 carats of topazes and sapphires…”, that’s a raw materials value of about $100K, well lower than two million. This is like someone taking a pile of garbage, calling it art and putting a price tag on it for a million bucks…and then everyone saying it’s “worth a million bucks”.
That being said, wearing a dress that shoves your boobs out on display is trashy. that’s just not a position you can argue with.
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You look great LimaBean
Goddamn! I’d like to fuck those and then spray all over her face.
Fap! Fap! Fap!
she looks ok sides of bra are ugly though.
friendlyfires you are an idiot, they’re definitely real.
i dont believe!! its just a skin coloured bra with a loada cheap lookin plastic “diamonds” around it! two million??????!!!! and i really dont want to sound like a ‘feminist activist’ kinda thing…but there literally are children starving in the world and some feckin eejit is paying some other feckin eejit to wear a piece of crap bra!! i swear, i cant stress enough how im NOT a anti-celebrity type of woman…but this is actually ridiculous!!!!
i thought there was a recession???
cannot stare coolely……………..?
what a boooooooooooobs
Nice rack.
Adriana is really not that attractive.