Adrian Grenier has a smelly penis

July 24th, 2009 // 138 Comments

Here’s a cautionary tale for all you female Entourage fans out there. It turns out our boy Vince, Adrian Grenier, isn’t a fan of showering which leads to unpleasant experiences for ladies struck by his “star power.” I have no frickin’ clue. LA Rag Mag reports:

“We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he’s uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the…the SMELL. It was like he hadn’t showered in days, and that’s just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn’t take a shower and he’s uncut! So I look up at him, you know I pause, and he looks down at me with that smile he does on the show, sort of like “Suck it up”.
L&A: So what did you do? You told him it was too much right. Or you didn’t feel good?
HER: No..I …sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!

Wow. It’s that easy these days? In that case, I’d like to point out The Superficial Writer is circumsized and showers daily. He’ll also be lighting leftover birthday candles in the janitor’s closet should anyone need him. Not you, Ted!

Photos: Mavrix
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  1. PlushBarbieTits

    I LOVE THE STINKY COCK

  2. Pat

    First!

    EW!

  3. clareargent

    that is so fucking gross. it’s also kind of hilarious. so, puking and laughing.

  4. ringo

    GEICO caveman

  5. That is so nasty!

  6. Bjorn Skurj

    He went to Bard College. None of those freaky kids take showers.

  7. clareargent

    good one ringo!

  8. Bob Smith

    A guy this big of a pussy should always wear a swim shirt…….and bring a bar of soap to the beach with him.

  9. Siggy

    Well I mean he looks like the love child of Slash and the buss driver from the movie Speed, so I’m guessing personal hygine was never discussed at home.

  10. Hammertime

    This douche is a male version of Paris Hilton… filthy and disease-ridden.

    That slut from the story is such a whore. She’ll gladly take a disgusting cock so she can boast to her friends that she blew some Hollywood douchebag.

  11. amanda

    dude, i would have suggested a mutual shower or something, who wants to suck a dirty cock? EEEEW!!

    @9 dont insult slash like that! his kids are cute!!

  12. lizzy

    the uncut thing isn’t so bad… but i could be the cause of the smell.

    so gross. he’s fucking overrated. look at him. so puny and hairy. ugh.

  13. Rachell

    Gross. Uncut isn’t bad, my boyfriend has a pig in the blanket too! =P bwahaha But yeah, take a ****ing shower you douche. I would never in a million years let anyone within a 10 mile radius of my cooter if I wasn’t so clean that bacteria would die on contact of my vajayjay. Shame on him!!!

  14. Fat. And stinky. For real, having a stinky dick is like a nightmare. But that ho still gobbled that rotten meat like a hungry rat.

  15. Ugh

    OK – I’m unsure about the whole uncut thing (never been with anyone that wasn’t), but one can assume this was some of the cause of the smell.

    Anyhow – some of the stink was probably from his balls, taint and unwashed asshole.

    The fact this bitch still went down on him? Priceless.

  16. Annie likes anal

    Nothing says sexy like some slut with no self esteem sucking off a filthy, out of shape actor. i personally can’t believe that skank would brag about how low her standards are, hope she gets herp of the mouth.

  17. jenjenboben

    WTH does being “uncut” have to do with anything? The reason his meat stinks is because he hoocked up with Paris Hilton, the STD poster girl! I’ve been with an uncircumcised guy before and there was absolutely no “smell” at all. This girl is NASTY, first for “sucking it up” (nice choice of words there, Shakespeare) and second for bragging about it. If your claim to fame is polishing Adam Grenier’s knob, you clearly haven’t set the bar high enough.

  18. @15..The fact that bitch believes shes proud for sucking off Adrian Grenier and that people will give two shits is priceless. Cock is cock no matter the name attached to it. BTW uncut peen has a higher chance for STDs and diseases so if you do the math with Adrian’s low rate of showering x random women he sleeps with / by his uncut dick = he has AIDS, herpes, the clap and crabs and the T-Virus.

  19. Harold^Sick

    I am uncut and, while I don’t allocate time to smelling my own penis, I shower twice daily and I can’t say there have ever been any issues. Ladies? Hit me up ;)

  20. e-rock

    Aww man, thats like finding out there is no Santa Claus, instead its your old fat Uncle Lou that passes too much gas at the dinner table. YUCK!!!

  21. rowdygirl

    If this is true.. gross !
    She’s a skank for even considering it, no matter WHO he is.

  22. e-rock

    P.S. Im all about being in a “hippie state of mind”, and have always thought Adrian was gorgeous (looks like my ex a bit) but doesn’t mean you need to smell dirty!! I consider myself a free spirit, and a bit of a hippie, went to the ’99 Woodstock, and I have to say, Im very proud to have been voted the “cleanest hippie at Woodstock”!! Moral of the story, shower and shave, for everyones sake!!!

  23. girl

    I like them cut and uncut. Clean people are clean. Nasty dirty people smell.

  24. Adrian Grenier's smelly penis

    I NEED MY JON AND KATE HOURLY FIX!!!!!!!!!!!
    ITS BEEN LIKE FOREVER!!!!!!
    WUTS JON DOING!!!!!!!!!!
    AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Proudly & luckiny uncut

    I can’t believe that there are STILL women who think uncut dicks are for some reason better/less gross or sumpin…
    Being cut makes the penis waaaayyyyy (10x ?) LESS sensitive, so I feel really sorry to dozens of millons of men in the world that are circumcized and are NEVER able to feel vagina COMPLETELY.
    Me : no STDs, not smelly, never been complained. :D

    • Jay

      That is a bunch of crap about uncut being 10 times more sensitve. I was circumsized later in life and there isn’t that much difference at all AND it is 100 times easier to keep clean, perhaps 1000 times easier. No matter how many times a guy showers within an hour that stench starts coming back. Getting cut was the best thing I could have done….it is MUCH more hygenic

  26. ew uncut

    25 – that is good cause i really hate uncut. i’ve actually never even dealt with one – just seen pics – but uncut is yuck and ugly for me.
    in my human sexuality class our prof took a poll and 100% of the female population of the lecture class likes cut best. UK commenters will like uncut – because that is what they are used to.

  27. oral = overated

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    he totally looks like e has a smeely peen.

    What a pathetic whore sucking off a celeb just because he’s a celeb and then blabbing abou it, soeone has no fucking dignity. Sadly there are MANY girls like this hence the word groopie.

  28. Zee Brat

    Who cares if he’s uncut? Why is that even an issue? A dick is a dick is a dick.

    Just wash it for him before you go down on it lol.

  29. Carolyn

    I’ve always found him disgusting to look at. So unmanly and creepy looking. Sorry to hear that a woman would prostitute herself like that and suck on his gross, smelly penis just because he is who he is.

  30. Viv

    A little too much information about your privates Fish, don’t you think?

  31. Nanotyrannus

    Smeggity smeg smeg smeg smeggity smeg smeg smeg smeggity smeg smeg smeggity smeggity smeggity SMEGNUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

    Like F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, “The celebrity are different from us. They have smellier penises. Especially Fergie.”

  32. Moi is moi

    I think Adrian is HOT! This story is gross but you can’t take some randoms words as fact. He probably let her blow him, she thought she was in and he quickly showed her the door. Maybe her feelings were hurt and she decided he had a smelly peen or maybe he really does, either way who the fuck cares….this story is coming from a groupie, her 15 mins were up when she swallowed!

  33. star

    Why are they resorting to publishing stories from Lindsay Lohan? Nothing else happening today?

  34. mikka

    ahahahahahahahahahahah

    no really yuck! he looks “pandroso” or in english disgusting.

    you can look pandroso in an english – spanish dicctionary

  35. joseph

    i love how the story from this trollop goes:

    “omg…..SO GROSS that i just have to tell the world.”

    “oh, well, yah, you know, i totally sucked it.”

  36. Garrett's Girl

    After all the bad stories guys tell on girls smelling “down there”, it’s funny to hear one on a man having gross nether regions. Gag a maggot!

  37. Io

    that is just vile and disgusting. who the fuck cares if it’s anyone…clearly the woman (or man) has no self esteem if they feel they need to suck smegma to notch their bedpost with a fading name

  38. Viv

    Why is an uncut penis gross? An uncut penis can be clean…a penis is not made to look at! It´s made to feel it, touch it, grab it, lick it and make it hard as wood so you can drive it all the way in and pump it till it explodes. No need to be a “pretty” penis to do that!

    Like the labia is nice to look at? and when not washed, does a vagina smell good? Imagine if for some reason men started to think that women should remove the skin around the clitoris because it looks prettier and started to reject “uncut vaginas” becasue they are unappealing and smelly. get over it already.

    yes, I am a girl

  39. Patrix

    this is lame, i’m cut and my dick smells great. where’s my reward.

  40. Samir

    Its funny to hear all of the ladies complaining because, I’d dare to wager, that there are quite a few more fishy vaginas, per capita, than penises. And, neither is acceptable.

  41. anon

    she should’ve at least TOLD the magazine that she didn’t go down on him. jesus christ, that is vile.

  42. Io

    40, what does the number matter if it’s not the person complaining? in a way, I think men who don’t clean and try to bed people just to see how far a woman is willing to go not only doesn’t have respect for himself, he’s misogynistic. yep, it’s the dumb woman’s fault if she is willing to do it. He’s not the only one I’ve heard of pulling stunts like that…members of motley crew have been known to brag about doing that very thing. as for the uncut version being dirtier, no that’s not true. a man does have to take 2 seconds more to clean, but if he’s dirty, it’s because he’s lazy or he’s so full of himself he WANTS to be that way. and for those proclaiming that a man’s penis is far less sensitive, I don’t think too many circumcized men are complaining. i think they are fully enjoying their time in the sack, and really that’s not something you can measure. if your not circumcized, you will never know if you’ve lost feeling, and if you are, you won’t be able to tell to what degree you may have lost it…but most boys are circumcized when they are newborns, and peripheral nerves DO regenerate, and so whatever nerves where damaged in the process have well restored themselves by sexual maturity

  43. misty

    He is buck UGLY!!!

  44. hemptress

    Nothing wrong with uncut at all, but please clean yourself, esp. if you think you’re going to get some.

  45. Anon

    Why does it matter if he’s not been circumcised?

    Was she?

  46. B

    Geico Caveman… fuck lol.

    /thread

  47. Anon

    Maybe the smell was from her breath. She could finally smell it now that she was breathing up against something.

  48. Skel

    OMG, disgusting. There is no excuse for a smelly weenis.

  49. John

    Um why would he let you know he’s uncut? This is another dumb bitch who buys into the “uncut = smell” thing. He smells cause he didn’t shower. Ignorant.

  50. Laura

    He’s yummy. I am telling myself that I would not go down on him if I had the chance, but I know that is not that case, I think it all depends on how bad it smells

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