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This is the guy with the funky loins? I would never have guessed.
Oh great! Whats his band called? The Smegma Brothers? Or the more classy….The Dick Cheese Douchebags
This is why the music industry sucks.
“I ACTED IN A SHOW ONCE, THAT MEANS I’M A MUSICIAN TOO LOL”
Lil Jon is a god. Prove me wrong…
I always think there’s nothing wrong with Adrian Grenier that couldn’t be fixed with a nice big can of shaving cream.
This has been a slow day for celebrity content.
agreed. would have just said I’ll say but i messed up.
This is what happens to you when you when you date Lindsay Lohan
I’ll say.
I would so seriously suck that dude’s dick. For days.
Oh yeah Jedi-Douche. I’m surprised somebody hasn’t tattooed the word massengill on his forehead.
“Happiness is licking the bowl.” It looks like he’s having a great time! Hahahehehe
I’ve seen people even licking the top of the table. Hehehehaha
No offense to this family/people of this place because i haven’t been there in about half a decade. But that reminds me of this favorite restaurant. Hehehehe
With all those text clothing. You gotta be halfway a shrink nowadays.
Judging Adrian Greniers’s current mental state. Only the good ol’ shock therapies would probably work out well.
And since when is Adrian Grenier a rockstar as well?!
I wouldn’t know how to label ‘Entourage’. Actors who are acting like it’s a reality show? But for sure it’s better acted than the average ‘reality show’. It does almost hurt but what’s the most realistic reality show on earth? *Grabs chest*
he is obsessed by V*GINA’S, folks.
THAT’S WHY THE HAIRS ON HIS UPPER LIP.
DONT go to Drunken-stepfather, Is full of spyware and adware, Very bad site
Wait, did I miss the memo?
When did it change to “DrunkenStepfather” instead of “DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW” ?
Not that I care, I am my work’s sys admin so it doesn’t matter how unsafe the sites I visit are; I was just wondering!
i think his shirt meant to say “happiness is smoking a bowl”
Does this man ever shower?