Adnan Ghalib tests male enhancement products

January 30th, 2008 // 111 Comments

Adnan Ghalib tests boner pills. Let’s pause for a moment and reflect on the best lead written in the history of journalism. Fantastic. Anyway, some of you might have heard of this, but apparently Adnan is on a panel of guys who test male enhancement products. You can see his bio on SexHealthReview.com. (He’s the third one down. Can’t miss him.) Here’s what it says in case your work doesn’t want you reading about erections:

Occupation: Filmmaker.
Tell Us a Little Something About Yourself:
I work in “the” industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide.

What is Adnan hinting at by saying he works in “the” industry? Does he work in porn? Or is he not only impotent but unable to properly use quotations? I don’t see how I’m supposed to trust a guy to inform me about Spermamax when he can’t even use the correct punctuation. I don’t want to think I’ll have “a” massive boner only to find out it’s a non-quoted erection. That’s just embarrassing.

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  1. constanza

    CREI QUE NADIE ESTA PREOCUPADO POR TI , POR FAVOR DEJA DE HACER SHOW.
    DEJE DE PREOCUPARME.

  2. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    I apologize for the image ahead of time but if that’s what thise guy does to his chin, can u imagine how he shaves his nuts?

    …..shudder…….

  3. Manuel Labor

    I agree with #51

    vive la revolution !

  4. Rat

    Fucking piece of shit arab buttfucker!

  5. Conscience Found

    @36
    “landing strip” was only funny the frist 79 times we read it…

  6. G

    Hey Costanza!
    GET BACK OVER THE FENCE YOU WORTHLESS WETBACK!!!!

  7. Concience Found

    yup i wrote frist on porpoise.

  8. Adnan The Terrorist

    Goddamnit you guys, stop making fun of me.

    Once you get past the shitty haircuit, the gay clothes, the idiotic facial hair, my dull personality, the fact that I tried to stick it to Piggy Spears for a month, my attention-craving personality, the smell of camel dung that permeates my clothes, that sealed juvenile record and my huge stack of male camel porn, I’m really a pretty nice guy.

    Can’t a fucking douchebag camel-fellating terrorist get a break anymore?

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  11. The only things this camel face terrorizes are mirrors and the eyes and memories of all unfortunate enough to gaze upon him.

  12. ha8ter

    Adnan seems to be a genius at sniffing out “interesting opportunities”.

  13. Franchize

    Since when do the paps constitue filmmakers?

  14. norton

    “Filmmaker”? Did I miss something or isn’t he a PAP-smear?

  15. Tanys

    ana wats ur problem u retarded w*ore! give it a rest…you probably look like cr*p youself so shove ur imaginary boyfriend’s member up ur nose

  16. Tanys

    what is everyones problem with the terrorist jokes…ur all pathetic racists so SHOVE IT

  17. Tanys

    and for your information he is Christian…and of British nationality…his wife on the other hand, is an american model

  18. D. Richards (Slut.)

    Tanus, what’s your problem?

    Just because Adnan’s British doesn’t mean he’s not a terrorist. The July Seventh bombers were British nationalists; and I’m not buying that whole christian thing; Adnan’s definately a muslim extremist.

    As for his wife, She’s a paraplegic. She models wheelchairs, and colostomy bags.

  19. woodhorse

    Is it a Holy Cow day in India? I would think the spammer would be all over this as “proof” – (I have heard this around the Internet)

  20. misery bunny

    Spokesmodel for Sex Panther.

  21. grobpilot

    What do you want to bet someday this guy’s pecker will bust out of his skivvies after taking an overdose of that shit? It’ll grab his camera and beat the shit out of him with it. Then it will snarl, crawl into a storm drain where it will mutate into a hideous creature and accost old ladies at night.

    Work is boring as fuck today.

  22. G

    The profit muhammad is a butt-fucker!!! and a fag.

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  24. Sayckeone

    No one wants to hear about this guy. He is not a celebrity. Stop putting shit up about him.

  25. sam lutfi's anal sac

    This fucking camel jockey needs to shave that pussy strip off his fucking chin. God I hate him. I hope he gets hit by a papp car. Fucking die sand nigg3r.

  26. Chris

    The best part about this whole story is that fucking sweatshirt he has on, in combination with the T-shirt underneath. It’s like the skull is splitting to reveal A DEEPER EVIL WITHIN.

  27. American

    He is one crazy lookin’ Hodgie or Towelhead or A——RAB.

  28. redsonja1313

    ok….. I really thought nothing could be more frighting then the visual ove Unfitny’s pink taco…… and yet I am wrong again……….. the thought of his uncircumsized schween with a 4 hour erections is FAR FAR more disturbing. I think I might need to bleach my brain and corneas now.

  29. redsonja1313

    ok….. I really thought nothing could be more frighting then the visual of Unfitny’s pink taco…… and yet I am wrong again……….. the thought of his uncircumsized schween with a 4 hour erections is FAR FAR more disturbing. I think I might need to bleach my brain and corneas now.

  30. redsonja1313

    ok….. I really thought nothing could be more frighting then the visual of Unfitny’s pink taco…… and yet I am wrong again……….. the thought of his uncircumsized schween with a 4 hour erections is FAR FAR more disturbing. I think I might need to bleach my brain and corneas now.

  31. Kat

    Its clearly bullshit. It says hes 28 and has been married for 29 years………thats not possible…..dont you realize people fuck around with everything to make someone look stupid, trust me im not a fan of him, but thats just lame

  32. Anal Fistula

    #11, fantastic!

  33. Nice link bait. My grandma can make a website over night with anyones picture you want on it selling viagra.

  34. “THE” industry…harrassing famous dimwits for pictures? It does sound fun. Stand around 23.75 hours a day, take a picture, get $1000.

    Or did he mean the adultery industry? Or did he mean Al Quaida? Camels need plenty of girth, I suppose.

  35. @81 Actually the “married 29 years” is the guy above him. Does seem suspect though. Seems like a reputable site would correct spelling errors like “strated my own construction company”.

  36. Boo Nelson

    Your quote doesn’t match the one on the site. It all looks fake, frankly.

  37. I know that there are men who are not yet satisfied of what they have and thanks to technology today because they can be satisfied now. Your quote doesn’t match the one on the site. It all looks fake, frankly.

  38. Adnan Ghalib.. Nice link bait. My grandma can make a website over night with anyones picture you want on it selling male enhancement

  39. I really thought nothing could be more frighting then the visual ove Unfitny’s pink taco.

  40. Just because Adnan’s British doesn’t mean he’s not a terrorist. The July Seventh bombers were British nationalists; and I’m not buying that whole christian thing; Adnan’s definately a muslim extremist.

  41. Then it will snarl, crawl into a storm drain where it will mutate into a hideous creature and accost old ladies at night.

  42. He is not a celebrity.
    Just what is Britney doing when he’s out testing his penis out? Trying to figure out who would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?

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