Adnan Ghalib tests boner pills. Let’s pause for a moment and reflect on the best lead written in the history of journalism. Fantastic. Anyway, some of you might have heard of this, but apparently Adnan is on a panel of guys who test male enhancement products. You can see his bio on SexHealthReview.com. (He’s the third one down. Can’t miss him.) Here’s what it says in case your work doesn’t want you reading about erections:
Occupation: Filmmaker.
Tell Us a Little Something About Yourself:
I work in “the” industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide.
What is Adnan hinting at by saying he works in “the” industry? Does he work in porn? Or is he not only impotent but unable to properly use quotations? I don’t see how I’m supposed to trust a guy to inform me about Spermamax when he can’t even use the correct punctuation. I don’t want to think I’ll have “a” massive boner only to find out it’s a non-quoted erection. That’s just embarrassing.
my word | January 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm
My word!
ana | January 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm
ADNAN IS SOOOOOOOOO NASTY LQQKING!!!!!!!..I CANT LQQK@HIM NOMORE…I WANNA PUKE!!!!!!!!
ana | January 30, 2008 at 12:03 pm
he looks like he has snake skin….REALLY100 GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Nick | January 30, 2008 at 12:04 pm
This was proven last week to be fake. Way to be on top of it!
noids | January 30, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Frut a wucking feasel
Elsie D | January 30, 2008 at 12:05 pm
What a “cocksucker.”
ana | January 30, 2008 at 12:05 pm
i loved brit in the vmas but this is just creepy…i wouldnt do him for ANY money in the world…..GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annabel | January 30, 2008 at 12:07 pm
And I thought Britney was the crazy one… Oh, can this get any better?
Sexy ESQ | January 30, 2008 at 12:08 pm
What is he a snake oil salesman? I read the other “panelists” and either one of them know how to spell or use correct punctuation themselves. I would never trust anyone with a stripe going down their chin. This guy is a douche bag hands down.
ana | January 30, 2008 at 12:09 pm
im ur #1 fan brit..pls….dont ruin it for me!!!!!…ADNAN IS NASTY LQQKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
p0nk | January 30, 2008 at 12:10 pm
when you have a vagina where your chin should be, it’s only natural that penis parts aren’t going to be working properly.
ana | January 30, 2008 at 12:11 pm
apart from “snake” skin u can also refer it as “penis” skin…his skin looks like hes wrapped in one big ‘ol penis skin…no srry…my bfs penis looks better than his face
zuzuspetals | January 30, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Wow, that’s a fancy new sweatshirt he’s bought for himself. Good to to see all of the money he’s making being an exploitive, disgusting, piece-of-shit sleazebag is going to good use. Hot Topic outlets, rejoice!
will | January 30, 2008 at 12:13 pm
i laughed so hard while reading this that coffee is now all over my desk. whoever writes for this page, you are “my” hero!
ana | January 30, 2008 at 12:17 pm
ADNAN IS COMPARABLE TO F**KING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!
kirsten | January 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Eww. What a disgusting creep. He looks like he smells of too much Drakkar and slips girls roofies. So gross.
Auntie Kryst | January 30, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I don’t have a problem with the testing this douchebag is doing. Seriously think about it, I’d take his opinion on what shit can help keep the junk hard. Look at where he field tests, i.e. Britney Spears body. That’s got to take some serious medication to help make the sexy time. Damn Fish, this was a helpful post, thank you.
clareargent | January 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm
So is this idiot “somebody” now?
RENEE... | January 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I think he meant “thee” industry…as in the creme de la creme of all industries…yeh, whatever. He’s just a big, giant douchebag; he should be testing and informing on douches instead. Gosh damn douchebag…did I mention that already?
Toolboy | January 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Drakkar and Roofies….ahhh, memories. you know, now that I think about it, the only thing that combo ever got me was some trailer trash schizoid who let Teddy Ruxpin baby sit the kids while we got jiggy on the bean bag chairs. I think I see a common denominator….
Adnan-
Criss Angel called, he wants his gold lame lined hoodie back, you pinkie ring wearing douche.
havoc | January 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Is it true he got herpes from celeb mingle.com?
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PunkA | January 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I think in Adnan’ case, he wanted the free supply to use on his unsuspecting victims so they might get aroused enough to want to hump his camel jockey ass. I mean, he would stick it in an ant hill if it felt good. But few chicks would let him get his rocks off without the help of “the” aid he slipped them first.
Hill | January 30, 2008 at 12:39 pm
hey, isn’t adnan a scientologist? I heard it on wearetiredofyoupostingforcelebmingle.com
GET THE FUCK OUT
HILL | January 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm
BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY CAN’T READ ENGLISH
Sexy ESQ | January 30, 2008 at 12:41 pm
#11 – You are my hero!
carlita | January 30, 2008 at 12:43 pm
God I would puke if I was his wife. Not only did he completely leave her for the biggest whore in Hollywood, but he left with an enhanced penis. PUKE!!!!!
BustyRaquel | January 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm
FINALLY someone has commented on this man’s chin!
THANK YOU #11.
What is up with that?
Would you trust your daughter or sister with a man who shaves his chin in that way?
I find it VERY strange.
sharpeidude | January 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Dirty turban.
Binky | January 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm
He should have said he works “in ‘the’ industry – as they say in the industry.”
The Office Whore | January 30, 2008 at 12:53 pm
And just what is Britney doing when he’s out testing his penis out? Trying to figure out who would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
cheers #11 p0nk
table pride | January 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm
yeah this guy is full of shit. he is really trying to make himself feel more important. using enhancing pills, claiming he is in the industry, and also claiming that he has “friends”, which I’m sure he is referring to in the “INDUSTRY”. this guy is a nothing peice of shit with a god damn racing stripe on his chinny chin chin. What a fat ugly un-exotic peice of shit AND THAT OUTFIT STILL LOOKS TERRIBLE.
p0nk | January 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm
i can’t take credit for the vagina chin, that was Lady Jane originally. i’m merely reminding people.
Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation | January 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm
How in the hell is THIS worthless piece of shit newsworthy ?
Chh …. I got nuthin
I Hate Plastic | January 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm
What a f*cking douce! I hate this f*cker! Stupid SOB with his ugly outfit.
What the hell? Did he take the magic pill Britney has been taking.
They are both deranged idiots! I hope both him & Britney overdose together while she laughs in the cheap british accent of hers!
His stupid shirt reminds me of his hairy taco on his face!
SHAVE IT STUPID!
D. Richards (Lord.) | January 30, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Adnan likes the coconut flavored dick-pills that make a man’s ejaculate taste, as the name implies, like coconut. For when he comes on his own face.
Fucking limey terrorist.
burgernoodle | January 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm
get rid of the fucking LANDING STRIP already. IDIOT!
beefin' it up | January 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm
think back to just a few years ago when BS started running around with K fed and how everyone was so horrified that she would stoop so low. we had no idea how low she could really go. who’s next? seriously. it’ll be some dude flipping burgers at BK. or possibly a monkey.
Steeve | January 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Faaaaaaaaaaake. Google it, fish.
NightStalker3 | January 30, 2008 at 1:17 pm
“The X4 Extender uses traction in order to attempt to increase size and improve performance.” Adnan G.
Michelle | January 30, 2008 at 1:17 pm
nothing says fake like age 28, married 29 years
Ted from LA | January 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm
#38,
So what? So is his personality, his job, his marriage, his “beard”, his relationship with Britney, and last but not leat, apparently his penis.
Ted from LA | January 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm
#38,
So what? So is his personality, his job, his marriage, his “beard”, his relationship with Britney, and last but not least, apparently his penis.
Ted from LA | January 30, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I forgot to buy an “S” in the word “least” above, and thus, the double post. Thanks Pat.
RichPort | January 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Fucking immigrants and their flashy clothes…
Iowa Girl | January 30, 2008 at 1:26 pm
too funny, fake or not.
he is just too much/little for words
i wonder if he knew when he started this he would make himself into a huge joke?
i agree, the clothes are AWFUL
Iowa Girl | January 30, 2008 at 1:26 pm
too funny, fake or not.
he is just too much/little for words
i wonder if he knew when he started this he would make himself into a huge joke?
i agree, the clothes are AWFUL
Ted from LA | January 30, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Are you doing RAGBRAI?
constanza | January 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡hasta cuando¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
dejen de inchar a britney.
PORFAVOR
velouriapixiedoll | January 30, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Priceless
constanza | January 30, 2008 at 1:36 pm
BRITNEY.
MANDA A TODOS A FREIR MONOS
ANDATE A OTRO LUGAR POR QUE A TODOS NOS PREOCUPAS.