Britney Spears ex-boyfriend and ex-paparazzo Adnan Ghalib was stabbed last night at a nightclub. He’s doing okay and is out of the hospital, according to JFX Online:
He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world.
My sources tell me Adnan Ghalib pulled the knife out of his arm with his own teeth. Then proclaimed to the astonished hospital staff that “Dammit, boners pills aren’t going to test themselves!” He was last seen knocking over an ambulance with his erection before pole-vaulting into the night. Give ‘em hell, kid.
Thanks to Kennedy who has a bright future in greeting cards.
roy | April 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm
lame
Cara | April 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm
When I first read the news I said “good!” cus I never liked him, but then I felt guilty afterwards.
I might do a post about this in my blog.
sweets | April 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm
what a pity ?
lame | April 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm
roy
mamadough | April 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm
dammit stabber! you fail! you didn’t finish the job, pussy!
U.S. Soldier | April 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Next time, Mr. Adnan Ghalib, get on the fucking dogpile when we tell you to.
Ginger | April 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Yeah who cares about Adnan. Why haven’t you made a post about Ashlee Simpson being pregnant? You’re so behind!
Anexio | April 14, 2008 at 3:22 pm
OM this is tarrible. Brit needs us now more than ever so I hope the bad comments stop because if she reads this it will justy be more an d more stress for her just when she is starting to come back to us and everyone else.
he love her for sure and I am standing by him out of loyty for brit which eeveryone know that I always will cause we bffae.
get wall soo n adnin beacuse brits need you so much.
Jumpin_J | April 14, 2008 at 3:22 pm
“Is this the best your pathetic warriors can muster? Fear me, for I am Adnan!” I’m sure the night went something like that.
Lynndie England | April 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I give this story two thumbs up.
mamadough | April 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm
#8, i think everyone would support my move in holding your head in a pot of boiling oil
Adnan | April 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Hey it’s me, I’m back. Just a flesh wound.
In our training camp in mtns of afghanistan they teach us how to deal with such wounds before going back to stabbing dummies with bayonets, etc..
Auntie Kryst | April 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I bet these wounds were self inflicted so this douchefucker can stay in the limelight a bit longer..
Anyway, @8 Anexio I read that story and got worried. I was thinking you went clubbing last night and went all John Hinckley. Iam happy knowng it wasn’t you beucase I caire an glaad youre’ bact.
bakinmycake | April 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm
When sending a thug do a knife job you always need to show them the shower scene from “Pyscho” and play Montel Jordan’s “This is how we do it” in the background.
Safety Tip from your Uncle Freddy
disillusionisreal | April 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Oh my god, this guy is so creepy. What is he even doing in the celebreality machine? Can you say “hanger-on?” Ugh! What an ugly farker. I bet he smells of tumeric.
PunkA | April 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Who is this guy? Am I supposed to know or care that some random wannabe got shivved? Cuz I don’t.
By the way, maybe Morgan Spurlock should ask the dude is he knows where to find Osame bin Laden.
sameshitdifferentyear | April 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm
You mean there are some people who actually give a fucking shit about this assfuckingwipe?
Can you imagine a felon in maximum-security, other inmates find out he’s in for “stabbing that Pavarrotti guy”? And it turns out it’s not the opera singer??
(yes i know he’s dead)
It’s more prestigious to be imprisoned for tearing off that “Do not remove under penalty of law” tag off of a mattress.
Jrz | April 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Dammit! I told them to use a flamethrower….it’s way more effective.
mamadough | April 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm
have you ever noticed that indian men wear the weirdest shit and try to pull it off like it’s pimp? you’re bedazzling!
Daddy-O | April 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Who dresses this guy?
Kennedy | April 14, 2008 at 5:49 pm
That fuckin’ hoodie. I saw the same thing on some twelve-year-old girl yesterday as she scoped out the Hannah Montana wigs in Claire’s Accessory.
Someone JFK this douche-fuck.
boo | April 14, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Every time I see this picture of this douche in this outfit, I laugh. Seriously, it’s better than Prozac.
woodhorse | April 14, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Hey Fish! Aren’t these stories supposed to be at least mildly newsworthy? Like everyone here hasn’t thought of stabbing Adnan themselves. Or at least giving him a buzz cut.
H.A.L.9000 | April 14, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I thought we were SUPPOSED to stab him…isn’t the phrase “someone should just stab this guy” posted all over this site?? Dang.
Jaffo | April 14, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Do I think this guy is a total douchebag? Yes. Do I think people should just go around stabbing him? Probably not. Sucker punching him? Sure. Surprise kicks to the groin? Absolutely. But stabbing? It just, well, it just seems a bit much…
Jaffo | April 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I would also have accepted pushing him in front of a fast-moving Kim Kardashian.
monkeyfightclub | April 14, 2008 at 8:37 pm
It seems like he always has that same stupid look on his face.
Looooooong attention span | April 14, 2008 at 9:59 pm
So, whatever happened to his “marriage” to Britney? Just a rumor?
King Wang | April 15, 2008 at 2:51 am
After looking at his “interesting” photo, and the fact that he is probably here on an expired Work Visa, my best bet is that he has TONS of fucking experience pulling sharp things out of his arms………..
Like shiny new needles.
Remember, when in doubt, Brit-Brit will run around naked with a bottle of wild turkey, and make a sex tape.
Wait, that was Paris Lohan, or………..fuck it, they all end up being the same…..
Who the hell is this guy? Nice Snatch Strip he has on his chinny-chin-chin.
Reminds me of my cats ass after I shaved it…….(fuck PETA).
Anyway, always remember that when attempting an assassination, don’t get drunk in a night club BEFORE you try it. Only dipshit “gangbangers” do that. Fucking idiot kids nowadays…..
Back in my day, we NEVER missed………and I won’t miss this pile of shit a bit.
Da Man | April 15, 2008 at 3:17 am
Best news of the day and I propose total legal immunity for this perpetrator. But he could have accomplished much more if only he was more ambitious. Like why’d the dude stab his arm? Couldn’t he have slashed his chin? Or wiped his ass with that thing on this bum’s chin?
PS: Aim high in life and you will blow up large kids!
dexter | April 15, 2008 at 9:30 am
yeah that`s all good.
but i would find it cooler if stars had like a live backstage channel like this one:
http://www.kyte.tv/ch/18531-thisis50com
check it out, it`s da bomb !!!
Grunion | April 15, 2008 at 11:08 am
I did it. And I’m not sorry.
Rat | April 15, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Good!
Damn A–rabs
redsonja1313 | April 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm
does this douche owns more one pair of pants and one Christian AudigIer hoodie. It is all he is ever photographed in ??? I personally would like to award the key to the city/looney bin to the astute club fella who did his best to purge society of this vermin. Next time try posioning it might work quicker and lets face if you offer it to him for free you know he will take it !!
Sexualityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | April 15, 2008 at 2:46 pm
A stab wound wouldn’t defeat a true brummyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
NY Ted | April 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Next time make sure you use a chunk…and make sure you empty the clip…!
Then we won’t have to put up with this fucking moron any longer!
Bobby | April 15, 2008 at 6:47 pm
who cares about this guy
Betts | April 18, 2008 at 12:27 am
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous http://www.cafepress.com/kosmiqpandora site last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!