Adnan Ghalib facing death threats over sex tape of Britney Spears

June 4th, 2008 // 42 Comments

Britney Spears’ former paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib is officially going off the grid after receiving numerous death threats over a sex tape he filmed of him and Britney in Mexico. He’s also saying his stabbing in April wasn’t a random event. The Sun reports:

“Yes, I was injured by an attacker. This is still being investigated. I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it. I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”

Oh, what? You’re going to quit now, Adnan? Run off crying to Bitchtown. Is that it? What happened to the cock-sure Adnan I used to know who wasn’t afraid to go blubber deep for exclusive photos. Huh? Where’s that man? No, fuck, where’s that hero? So you got stabbed. Big deal. YOU HAD SEX WITH BRITNEY SPEARS. You’ve stared directly into the belly of the beast and said, I’m going to hit that. No mortal weapons should scare you anymore, my friend. Now, goddammit, you finish this thing. Yeah, get pumped! (But just to be clear, if I see mid-coitus Britney, I’ll use a badger to gnaw your douche beard right off.) Alright, let’s do this! WHOO!

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  1. Reg Dunlop

    Ladies and gentlemen……King of the Douchebags!!!!

  2. ding dong

    what a retard.

  3. veggi

    First you chin-pubed cumbuckets

  4. butterfly

    ‘You’ve stared directly into the belly of the beast ”

    Hilarious!!

  5. cave12man

    8 years ago he woulda been my hero. now? not so much…id still hit it tho…..

  6. UglyPeopleSafaris

    Why does his beard look like a landing strip? Oh Yeah.. thats right. Because his face looks like a vagina

  7. Randal

    Well, well, well.

    Look who’s come out of the shadows. It’s Mr. Adnan Ghalib, known for his flashy and over the top fashion that not many dare imitate.

    The frays at the end of his jeans, the holes and a belt that’s set an inch too long add to his tough image. Notice how he’s continued his tiger stripe along his chin, which draws the eyes upward so one doesn’t forget to look into his deep set eyes.

    Britney, you must be crying your heart out for leaving this one.

    Randal

  8. Triv

    Lol that was a pretty funny read.

  9. LL

    I’m pretty sure this means the terrorists have won.

  10. havoc

    Truly a bad ass among men…….

    .

  11. Deva

    This guy’s my idol

  12. Pfffft!

    BOOORRRRRINGGG…….

  13. Reminds me of my goat (sniff)

  14. Barak Obama

    I think I took a pot shot at this sand n!!ger when I was in Iraq last year. Yes, yes, I remember it well. I was yelling “this ones for you Brittney!” while I emptied my M-4 into what I thought was adnan. Seems the cough syrup and redbull cocktail may have thrown off my aim. Don’t worry adnan, I still want to get some.

  15. deacon jones

    You sure are retarded #14

  16. If this loser had a sex-tape of him and the Britster, he would’ve sold it a long time ago. No doubt about it. Oh, and #3 – no doubt about you being a douche either.

  17. If this loser had a sex-tape of him and the Britster, he would’ve sold it a long time ago. No doubt about it. Oh, and #3 (troll)- no doubt about you being a douche either.

  18. Barak Obama

    Thanks Deacon. I blame either PTSD or liberalism. I blame liberalism

  19. Did that guy stab him in both thighs? What with the pants??

  20. veggi

    #17 – thanks, I’m glad SOME PEOPLE can easily tell the difference between real people and trolls (although I must say I find your occasional homophobic comments objectionable).

  21. Anonymous

    Hell, I’d go into hiding too if it ever got out that I had sex with Britney Spears. She’s frightening looking.

  22. nipolian

    “The frays at the end of his jeans, the holes and a belt that’s set an inch too long add to his tough image.”

    Hey Randal:
    I think the “My hair is receding so badly that I think I will comb what little I have left into a goofy ball on the top of my head” hairdo really adds to his tough image also.

    What a fucking douchebag…….(Adnan that is)

  23. Anexio

    Hey 14, Barak (sic) Obama,

    You’ve never been to Iraq because you’re too much of a liberal pussy. Don’t worry, your fat assed wife can go with no worry of being touched.

  24. i know stuff

    20. troll.

  25. PunkA

    If the tape were real, it would be on the net today and Adnan would be raking in the cash. Just post it on some foreign national site with no privacy laws and watch the dough roll in. And he would if he had such a tape, too.

    Still he is a total scumbug.

  26. Ann

    Who’s a douchebag? Anyone with a happy trail on their chin.

  27. king king

    The old saying comes to mind, all mouth and no trousers!! run little pussy, Adnans a faggot and couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag!! WIMP

  28. Frank

    At least he’s a snappy dresser.*snigger*

  29. Hitler

    Nice Faux-Hawk QUEER!!!

  30. This guy is a Douche

    That guy looks like he got his head stuck caught between the legs of a vomiting Thai hooker. I can’t believe anyone would coitus with someone who looks like that much of a retard. Why are people even calling this guy by name? “Douche” is good enough for me.

  31. yucko76

    ok…first. the quotes are so fuckn’ old from some bullshit Q&A he did with jfxonline.com – secondly…what happened to that hard ass bitch?! he’s a fuckn’ afghan who’s fought ‘wars’ – he’s hiding now??? PUSSY! get a fuckn’ job dude! adnan’s got shit all since his ‘tryst’ with britney fell apart – he’s fucking useless! and finally…you know he had something to do with The Sun and this story. He’s trying to extend his 15 minutes like a lot of other ZZZZZ listers in hollyweird.

  32. yucko76

    btw…I never saw any photos documenting this alleged stabbing! i’d like to see them! give us some of that!

  33. Guns not knives

    Seriously, why stab when you can shoot? Even a small caliber hand gun is better than a knife. Most people, when they hear a gun go off in a building, if they even hear it at all, think it’s just a door slamming or something.

    The “attacker” (as if there really was one, it’s obviously just a stupid attempt to gain sympathy) should have just walked up behind him and pumped a couple into the back of his head and kept on walking.

    Really, after such a dopey lie to get sympathy and attention, that’s what someone ought to do. It would make the world a little bit better place.

  34. RaraAvis

    Why are you going into hiding? Just shave off that ridiculous thing on your chin and no one will know who you are. Oh, that’s right – no one knows who you are anyway.

  35. Dorito Man

    Adenoid Ghalib.. Now, who is this guy again?

    Regarding that cute little landing strip leading straight to his mouth.
    Is that a gay thing? :shrug:

  36. lozzamate

    “Yes, I was fondled by an attacker. My ass is still being investigated. I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) spank my hairy manass! most will be surprised by those behind it. I have had many wanks about it all over the world. In light of the constant stains after watching the sex tape and treats, I’m taking a break from the midget porn industry and keeping a small dog.”

  37. DAVE

    HEY he has the same iphone case as me!

  38. Pverted_smelly_taxi_driver

    dis guy iz hat…yummy

  39. coco

    @ 35 – The landing strip is definitely a gay homosexual thing. Apparently it gives a neat sensation. But I wouldn’t know – I’m not a gay homosexual.

  40. Oh good. I guess this means his 15 minutes are up.

  41. Lola

    ha ha ha ha ha…. chin-pubed cumbuckets…. Ha… that’s classic…. this ugly fool is prolly a terrorist sent by his uncle Osama….. i mean britney are you serious????? of all the lamers you could bone, you pick saddam jr here? WOW…. you’re really screwed up skank

  42. the devil

    it’s called a NUT-TICKLER.

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