An arrest warrant for Britney Spears’ paparazzi ex was issued Tuesday for the felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery. The charges stem from an incident two weeks when a process server attempted to serve Adnan a temporary restraining order to stay away from Britney Spears. Apparently not a fan of legal documents, Adnan decided to ram the guy with his Mercedes. People reports:
According to L.A. prosecutors, the victim was serving a temporary restraining order, obtained by Spears’s father, at Adnan Ghalib’s apartment complex in Encino on Feb. 11 when Ghalib got into his Mercedes and drove it toward the victim.
To avoid being penned against a trash truck, the victim jumped on the hood and hung on as the car swerved, eventually falling off and breaking his wrist, among other injuries, the District Attorney alleges. Ghalib allegedly drove away without stopping.
What’s crazy is Adnan Ghalib is fighting to be with Britney Spears and he was with her during the batshit five Fraps/day times. The ultimate irony would be reuniting with his beloved only to freak out when her body’s not how he left it. “This can’t be. Where did your beautiful doughy pouch go? And this ass has become firm like granite. Why, God?! Why must you curse Adnan?!”
























Ally | February 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
funny
Ally | February 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
funny
Ally | February 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
funny
Ally | February 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
funny
Ally | February 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
funny
Mir | February 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
first
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 25, 2009 at 10:39 am
I hope the Douchebag Wonder Twins are kept as far away from this girl as possible. These pictures from when she was hanging out with them are disturbing & sad. I don’t think she’ll ever be normal, but at least now she looks like she’s with it.
Richard McBeef | February 25, 2009 at 10:40 am
Ally – kill yourself.
this adnan douchefuck needs his face stomped in. i am surprised he doesn’t suffer random beatings while he is out douching around southern CA.
ROUGH DADDY | February 25, 2009 at 10:41 am
I may have to retire the Rough Didi name,,,some insecure person is reading my comments on this site…damn it…
music videos lyrics | February 25, 2009 at 10:42 am
thandxxx de salak bu kar? ya :)
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 25, 2009 at 10:45 am
Is it normal in CA to own a Mercedes but live in an apartment? It happens all over but usually in poor neighborhoods (not trailer parks weird) where people have better cars than living conditions.
@ROUGH DADDY
You could go with Puff Daddy Homes.
mimi | February 25, 2009 at 10:53 am
I wish we could all find something better to do than follow around Britney. She is free to date whomever she pleases so just FUCK OFF and leave her be!
This would not have happened if people like you guys here weren’t so bloodthirsty and haunted her ex like that.
He’s a handsome man and she loves him. End of story.
Now go find something else to do with your time.
RichPort's Ghost | February 25, 2009 at 10:53 am
Ally is apparently an epileptic.
ROUGH DADDY | February 25, 2009 at 10:54 am
What the? now this guy is getting trim… they oughta charge em with something…
p0nk | February 25, 2009 at 11:12 am
praying for mimi
FRIST!!! | February 25, 2009 at 11:16 am
mmm hmmm..
ROUGH DADDY | February 25, 2009 at 11:24 am
Where are goddess Kari’s wedding pictures…
Apes in the White House | February 25, 2009 at 11:25 am
This picture of Adnan’s mother just surfaced, suprizingly she looks alot like the First Orangutan, Michelle Obomma:
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jrz | February 25, 2009 at 11:26 am
They left out the part where eyewitnesses heard him giving a slightly altered rebel yell…..he was screaming JIIIIIIIIIIII-HAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
Morganzola | February 25, 2009 at 11:33 am
Um, I was under the distinct impression that ramming someone with your Mercedes is actually more on par with attempted murder. I mean really, assault with a car?
Charles Darwin | February 25, 2009 at 11:35 am
It seems a new species of Ape has been discovered. The North American Street Ape has been discovered taking up residence in the White House. Strikingly similar to the more common Negro Ape, the North American Street Ape is able to read sufficiently from a teleprompter, although the advance in communication skills ends at that point, as the N.A.S.A. still cannot identify or understand individual words or phrases. The N.A.S.A. seems to have the same instincts as it’s Negro Ape cousins, and will instantly join in when it see’s a crime being committed. More to come on this historic discovery.
mary | February 25, 2009 at 12:21 pm
They are so hot, and recently they always appeared on a hot club
____T a l l h u b . c o m____,they are welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models here. I also met many sexy tall girls and models on it.
redneck garbage go home | February 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm
You racist piece of shit, I hope someone calls you out one day. Fucking coward.
Banquo | February 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm
“Adnan” is Yiddish for “rimjob”
RichPort's Ghost | February 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm
#21 – I read about those! They were listed right above the Cro Magnon European decendants on the list of intelligent primates.
Bigot Hater | February 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
#18, #21 you are a racist assholes. (and I suspect you are the same crazy fucking person, logging on under different names, trying to appear as though there are more of you than there actually are- because your thoughts are so deranged and backward that no one actually shares them with you.)
Why don’t you do us all a favor and keep your stupid comments to yourself, you fucking dillhole(s).
You are just mad because BOTH President Obama and his beautiful wife Michelle have more brains in their excrement than you have in your entire FAMILY.
daunte | February 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Another Arab terrorist being allowed to live in the USA. Hey, Obama, do something about these people being allowed to walk free and destroy America.
Oh, thats right. You are a closet Muslim so you agree with their plans to kill us.
daunte | February 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Obamas “beautiful” wife? Black or white, human or ape, that is one ugly bitch.
Pot, meet Kettle | February 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Adnan does this shit and Britney’s the crazy one?
redneck garbage go home | February 25, 2009 at 12:50 pm
A closet Muslim….? You Fox News-sucking moron. There’s a whole world out there when you get your head out of your ass.
Karri | February 25, 2009 at 12:52 pm
For the record it is only necessary to hit the post button once. Although if it makes you feel better at the end of the day, go ahead and click it five times.
Karri | February 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm
hahaha #13…. thank you for putting the funniest image into my head. :)
Bigot Hater | February 25, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Hey daunte,
You fucking mental midget-
My ancestors came here on the Mayflower.
I have had a US President in my family.
I do not agree with ANYTHING you say.
Not all white, Christian Americans are mentally handicapped morons, like you.
Go to hell- I’m sure there will is a special place there, just for you.
Mistress Etiquette | February 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm
That Adnan- He sure is a CLASSY guy.
Apes in the White House | February 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I love how the liberal left constantly tries to elevate the Ape to human status. Even when confronted with facts, the liberals just spew out their pre-programmed responses, i.e. “racist!” “Nazi!” “Redneck!” “Bush wants Oil!”…..it’s quite comical. Despite the FACT that Negros are the only race of people who have failed to flourish in the USA’s free market capitalist economy over the course of our history, the Liberal still denies it, and blames conservatives for the plight of the Black. When it was conservatives who freed the slaves, with heavy Democrat resistance, it was Republicans who founded the NAACP and ACLU and spearheaded the Equal Rights movement, against heavy Democrat resistance again. Still the Liberal Left can’t come to grips that they are complete failures in everything they’ve ever attempted. No liberal gov’t program has ever succeeded in history, and 2000 years from now, the Black man will still be bitching about how they were slaves and blaming whitey for their plight……go fuck yourselves Liberals, you’re living in denial and you are pathetic and useless.
Bigot Hater | February 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
#35 You’re right, I didn’t realize that the Republicans spearheaded every attempt and movement to advance the Black race in the USA, and that the KKK was in fact the militant wing of the Democratic party, who championed slavery and then segregation. All I had to do was actually look back in history and gather the facts. All I used to do was listen to my liberal communist ex-hippie professors at school who teach only radical leftist propoganda and taught me to hate my own country. Actually, when confronted with the facts you’ve pointed out, I see how I have been completely brainwashed by liberal gov’t controlled education and the further brainwashing by liberal activist professors whose common goal is for a Global Communist government, even though Communism, Socialism, Marxism, etc have failed every single time they’ve been tried throughout the world’s history. Maybe I shouldn’t have voted for a Muslim liberal activist global communist figurehead for President…..damn….it may be too late….uh oh….
theSuperficialWriter | February 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I am an ASSHOLE BIGOT for posting this.. but I try to stir people up!
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not mimi | February 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm
theSuperficalWriter is actually mimi!
Bigot Hater | February 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm
#36 wasn’t me, as if you couldn’t tell.
#36 is a coward bastard, appropriating other people’s screen names, to further his racist garbage.
Talk about brainwashing.
Okay, Mr. Dittohead-
my country, America, is ashamed of people like you.
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
BigotHater, the trick is to not let them get to you like the way they’re getting to you. Would you like a gimlet?
mngirl | February 25, 2009 at 1:47 pm
OMG, what is her doing recently, look at her broken stocking!! .The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ***C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M*** last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there now!
Bigot Hater | February 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Jrz-
You’re right, the more we engage them, the more they have a chance to spew their crap.
Thanks for the offer, a gimlet it is!
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 1:57 pm
See, vodka makes it all better.
Bigot Hater | February 25, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Actually Jrz, could you please put a few shots of semen in my gimlet, that’s the way I like them. I actually picture all the man juice that I swallow to be Biraq Obomma’s, it gets me all warm and fuzzy inside. Btw, my rent is due and I haven’t gotten my rent check from Biraq yet, has anyone else gotten theirs?
mimi | February 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I wonder if Obama has any brothers who are single?
Apes in the White House | February 25, 2009 at 3:32 pm
#45 mimi, Obumma has a brother in Kenya or one of those desolate third-world black-run countries. he’s starving, lives in a shack and makes about $2 dollars a year. Obummer hasn’t vistied or acknowledged him in years.
mimi | February 25, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Being a sweet liberal lady I would be happy to oblige with our dear leader’s brother’s needs. I could learn to love him without shame.
The Verbal Ninja | February 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Adnan can suck it. I don’t trust anybody that has a landing strip on their face. Unless it’s me and the landing strip belongs to Megan Fox.
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choppped liver | February 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
BRITNEY never looked any hotter than in that photo.
too bad she was mostly psychotic at that moment.
and that only makes it hotter.