Adnan Ghalib wanted for assaulting process server with Mercedes

February 25th, 2009 // 55 Comments

An arrest warrant for Britney Spears’ paparazzi ex was issued Tuesday for the felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery. The charges stem from an incident two weeks when a process server attempted to serve Adnan a temporary restraining order to stay away from Britney Spears. Apparently not a fan of legal documents, Adnan decided to ram the guy with his Mercedes. People reports:

According to L.A. prosecutors, the victim was serving a temporary restraining order, obtained by Spears’s father, at Adnan Ghalib’s apartment complex in Encino on Feb. 11 when Ghalib got into his Mercedes and drove it toward the victim.
To avoid being penned against a trash truck, the victim jumped on the hood and hung on as the car swerved, eventually falling off and breaking his wrist, among other injuries, the District Attorney alleges. Ghalib allegedly drove away without stopping.

What’s crazy is Adnan Ghalib is fighting to be with Britney Spears and he was with her during the batshit five Fraps/day times. The ultimate irony would be reuniting with his beloved only to freak out when her body’s not how he left it. “This can’t be. Where did your beautiful doughy pouch go? And this ass has become firm like granite. Why, God?! Why must you curse Adnan?!”

Photo: WENN
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  1. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    I hope the Douchebag Wonder Twins are kept as far away from this girl as possible. These pictures from when she was hanging out with them are disturbing & sad. I don’t think she’ll ever be normal, but at least now she looks like she’s with it.

  2. Richard McBeef

    Ally – kill yourself.

    this adnan douchefuck needs his face stomped in. i am surprised he doesn’t suffer random beatings while he is out douching around southern CA.

  3. I may have to retire the Rough Didi name,,,some insecure person is reading my comments on this site…damn it…

  4. thandxxx de salak bu kar? ya :)

  5. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Is it normal in CA to own a Mercedes but live in an apartment? It happens all over but usually in poor neighborhoods (not trailer parks weird) where people have better cars than living conditions.
    @ROUGH DADDY
    You could go with Puff Daddy Homes.

  6. mimi

    I wish we could all find something better to do than follow around Britney. She is free to date whomever she pleases so just FUCK OFF and leave her be!
    This would not have happened if people like you guys here weren’t so bloodthirsty and haunted her ex like that.
    He’s a handsome man and she loves him. End of story.
    Now go find something else to do with your time.

  7. Ally is apparently an epileptic.

  8. What the? now this guy is getting trim… they oughta charge em with something…

  9. p0nk

    praying for mimi

  10. Where are goddess Kari’s wedding pictures…

  11. Apes in the White House

    This picture of Adnan’s mother just surfaced, suprizingly she looks alot like the First Orangutan, Michelle Obomma:

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  12. jrz

    They left out the part where eyewitnesses heard him giving a slightly altered rebel yell…..he was screaming JIIIIIIIIIIII-HAAAAAAAAAD!!!!

  13. Morganzola

    Um, I was under the distinct impression that ramming someone with your Mercedes is actually more on par with attempted murder. I mean really, assault with a car?

  14. Charles Darwin

    It seems a new species of Ape has been discovered. The North American Street Ape has been discovered taking up residence in the White House. Strikingly similar to the more common Negro Ape, the North American Street Ape is able to read sufficiently from a teleprompter, although the advance in communication skills ends at that point, as the N.A.S.A. still cannot identify or understand individual words or phrases. The N.A.S.A. seems to have the same instincts as it’s Negro Ape cousins, and will instantly join in when it see’s a crime being committed. More to come on this historic discovery.

  15. mary

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  16. redneck garbage go home

    You racist piece of shit, I hope someone calls you out one day. Fucking coward.

  17. Banquo

    “Adnan” is Yiddish for “rimjob”

  18. #21 – I read about those! They were listed right above the Cro Magnon European decendants on the list of intelligent primates.

  19. Bigot Hater

    #18, #21 you are a racist assholes. (and I suspect you are the same crazy fucking person, logging on under different names, trying to appear as though there are more of you than there actually are- because your thoughts are so deranged and backward that no one actually shares them with you.)
    Why don’t you do us all a favor and keep your stupid comments to yourself, you fucking dillhole(s).
    You are just mad because BOTH President Obama and his beautiful wife Michelle have more brains in their excrement than you have in your entire FAMILY.

  20. daunte

    Another Arab terrorist being allowed to live in the USA. Hey, Obama, do something about these people being allowed to walk free and destroy America.

    Oh, thats right. You are a closet Muslim so you agree with their plans to kill us.

  21. daunte

    Obamas “beautiful” wife? Black or white, human or ape, that is one ugly bitch.

  22. Pot, meet Kettle

    Adnan does this shit and Britney’s the crazy one?

  23. redneck garbage go home

    A closet Muslim….? You Fox News-sucking moron. There’s a whole world out there when you get your head out of your ass.

  24. For the record it is only necessary to hit the post button once. Although if it makes you feel better at the end of the day, go ahead and click it five times.

  25. hahaha #13…. thank you for putting the funniest image into my head. :)

  26. Bigot Hater

    Hey daunte,
    You fucking mental midget-
    My ancestors came here on the Mayflower.
    I have had a US President in my family.
    I do not agree with ANYTHING you say.
    Not all white, Christian Americans are mentally handicapped morons, like you.

    Go to hell- I’m sure there will is a special place there, just for you.

  27. Mistress Etiquette

    That Adnan- He sure is a CLASSY guy.

  28. Apes in the White House

    I love how the liberal left constantly tries to elevate the Ape to human status. Even when confronted with facts, the liberals just spew out their pre-programmed responses, i.e. “racist!” “Nazi!” “Redneck!” “Bush wants Oil!”…..it’s quite comical. Despite the FACT that Negros are the only race of people who have failed to flourish in the USA’s free market capitalist economy over the course of our history, the Liberal still denies it, and blames conservatives for the plight of the Black. When it was conservatives who freed the slaves, with heavy Democrat resistance, it was Republicans who founded the NAACP and ACLU and spearheaded the Equal Rights movement, against heavy Democrat resistance again. Still the Liberal Left can’t come to grips that they are complete failures in everything they’ve ever attempted. No liberal gov’t program has ever succeeded in history, and 2000 years from now, the Black man will still be bitching about how they were slaves and blaming whitey for their plight……go fuck yourselves Liberals, you’re living in denial and you are pathetic and useless.

  29. Bigot Hater

    #35 You’re right, I didn’t realize that the Republicans spearheaded every attempt and movement to advance the Black race in the USA, and that the KKK was in fact the militant wing of the Democratic party, who championed slavery and then segregation. All I had to do was actually look back in history and gather the facts. All I used to do was listen to my liberal communist ex-hippie professors at school who teach only radical leftist propoganda and taught me to hate my own country. Actually, when confronted with the facts you’ve pointed out, I see how I have been completely brainwashed by liberal gov’t controlled education and the further brainwashing by liberal activist professors whose common goal is for a Global Communist government, even though Communism, Socialism, Marxism, etc have failed every single time they’ve been tried throughout the world’s history. Maybe I shouldn’t have voted for a Muslim liberal activist global communist figurehead for President…..damn….it may be too late….uh oh….

  30. I am an ASSHOLE BIGOT for posting this.. but I try to stir people up!

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  31. theSuperficalWriter is actually mimi!

  32. Bigot Hater

    #36 wasn’t me, as if you couldn’t tell.
    #36 is a coward bastard, appropriating other people’s screen names, to further his racist garbage.
    Talk about brainwashing.
    Okay, Mr. Dittohead-
    my country, America, is ashamed of people like you.

  33. Jrz

    BigotHater, the trick is to not let them get to you like the way they’re getting to you. Would you like a gimlet?

  34. mngirl

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  35. Bigot Hater

    Jrz-
    You’re right, the more we engage them, the more they have a chance to spew their crap.
    Thanks for the offer, a gimlet it is!

  36. Jrz

    See, vodka makes it all better.

  37. Bigot Hater

    Actually Jrz, could you please put a few shots of semen in my gimlet, that’s the way I like them. I actually picture all the man juice that I swallow to be Biraq Obomma’s, it gets me all warm and fuzzy inside. Btw, my rent is due and I haven’t gotten my rent check from Biraq yet, has anyone else gotten theirs?

  38. mimi

    I wonder if Obama has any brothers who are single?

  39. Apes in the White House

    #45 mimi, Obumma has a brother in Kenya or one of those desolate third-world black-run countries. he’s starving, lives in a shack and makes about $2 dollars a year. Obummer hasn’t vistied or acknowledged him in years.

  40. mimi

    Being a sweet liberal lady I would be happy to oblige with our dear leader’s brother’s needs. I could learn to love him without shame.

  41. Adnan can suck it. I don’t trust anybody that has a landing strip on their face. Unless it’s me and the landing strip belongs to Megan Fox.

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  43. choppped liver

    BRITNEY never looked any hotter than in that photo.
    too bad she was mostly psychotic at that moment.
    and that only makes it hotter.

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