Here’s Adele on the March cover of Vogue where you’ll be surprised to learn she’s a svelte, thin-faced, large-breasted model unlike whoever the hell this impostor is at the Grammys. Nice try, pregnant Gillian Anderson.
Photos: Vogue, INFdaily, Getty, WENN
That feathered hair ain’t working for me.
what a joke. but it would be easy for her to lose weight now that she can hire trainers, etc.
Spoken as someone who has obviously never worked out, skunk.
What planet do you live on? When on tour ie traveling – there is NOTHING harder. Eating out 24/7 and the hotel exercise and weight rooms almost always suck. I’ve never had a trainer I’d want to travel with either.
thats funny. i work an 8-5 and go to the gym mon-thurs, and i dont need a trainer to motivate me. point is, celebrities have WAY more free time than the average joe, so its easy for them to be in shape if they WANT it. even with her touring, still has more time than us shmucks.
That’s right. Look at Madonna. She is an example of a world class super star that keeps her ass in shape. And we have never, in the 26 years she’s been out, seen her fat. This chick just can’t wait to buy her very own chicken farm, hire away a few KFC food engineers and go to fucking town on them thighs and legs!
Her problem is an unhealthy lifestyle altogether. She doesn’t exercise, she smokes, drinks beer, eats crap – equals fatty, not a “real woman”.
Wow, really? Not a “real women”? Bash her for being fat if that’s your thing but don’t call people who refer themselves as women as “not real”. You are not the judge on what makes anyone “real”.
Wow, this post and the comments surprised me. I don’t think she looks very svelte at all on the cover; she’s just wearing makeup that accents her cheekbones. The picture doesn’t show her whole body, but it’s a headshot… That’s the point. I don’t see why everyone talks about her weight. She’s a bit fat I guess, but she doesn’t look unhealthy or gross or anything. She looks really nice, I think.
lol @ what they do to fat girl to put her on the cover of fashion mag.
Whitney Houston in the making indeed.
She’s leaning forward, which makes her breasts look larger, and there’s enough makeup contouring her face that she probably looked like a clown away from the camera lights. Her hair is also covering the true girth of her arms, and there is some photo shop in there, of course.
Look, who cares what she looks like? She has an awesome voice. She’s not Madonna, Britney, Katy, Gaga, or Christina, who can’t sing without autotune. I’d prefer genuine talent over someone like Nicki Minaj. There’s just too much garbage out there anymore.
And Lagerfield? When Chanel went into the toilet with the economy (and the fact their designs weren’t all that) three years ago, he said all of his critics were “fat mummies.” He also deemed Heidi Klum as a non entity because she’s “too big” to be a “runway model” and her “bust is too big.” And because she “never worked in Paris” she’s essentially trash. I hope one of the little twinky boys he takes home with him suffocates him in his sleep.
Is you stupid Kelly? Christina can fucking sing without fucking autotunes FYI. LEAVE CHRISTINA ALONE!!!!
Your lack of proper grammar just made it so that I really don’t feel like retracting any statement I made.
Look at her flop of a last album, Bionic, was it? The peak positions on the charts are very few number 1’s compared to Back to Basics, her album before that. Wow, and Bionic was only certified Gold in 3 countries, as compared to multiple platinum/gold certification in 20 countries that Back to Basics made.
Grammatical correction on my own post:
Your improper grammar made it so that I don’t really feel like retracting anything from the statement I made.
I don’t care how overweight or “fat” Adele is, she’s gorgeous.
agreed, Drew! Adele is GORGEOUS! she looks healthy and happy and has an AMAZING voice, period.
Who cares. In this day and age of reality tv, she’s actually got some legit talent and merit to stand on and she has a beautiful voice and face to match!
She’s quite talented and I wouldn’t have any problems waking up next to her in the morning. She’s a good looking woman.
She’s a singer. The ONLY thing that matters is the quality of her voice. I admit that I have heard very little of her music but those instances included unscripted, live off-stage moments. Unlike so many of today’s “stars” who cannot hit a note to save their lives on-stage, this girl IS a singer.
You can put lipstick on a pig, but…
And sorry, but her voice is just average for those of us who understand music and are not tone deaf. She is just a poor imitation of a non-screaming Janis Joplin, and was far outclassed by Bonnie Raitt on the show.
The whole Adele Grammy buildup was simply a huge marketing gimmick. The music industry knows the ignorant masses eat that stuff up.
What, you the janitor at Columbia records or something? Stop pretending you know something and continue polishing those Adele Grammys cause if you KNEW something, you would not be her. Twat.
I have been playing music longer than Adele has been alive. I am also cursed with perfect pitch. And based on her fan base, it seems they are more into her personally than her music which unfortunately is not uncommon these days.
agree…although i do like her voice, shes nothing THAT special…certainly not in the class of Janis. Im sick of her depressing ass music; its overplayed and its starting to all soundthe same, but maybe thats just me
DON’T YOU FUCKING DRAG GILLIAN ANDERSON INTO THIS!!
………BUT SHE F*CKS LIKE NEVER BEFORE, folks!!
If talent is FAT and Screaching-gimmicks-strung-out-can’t-sing-worth-shit-Minaj-Gagas are skinny, I’ll take the Supersized bitch with the six Grammys and a career past this decade please.
THEY PHOTOSHOPPED OUT HER GILLS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Wait a second…how the fuck do you hate Adele yet still praise women like Katy Perry who would be NOTHING (and I really stress the word nothing ) without Photoshop and auto tune?
I think Adele is a genuinely talented singer, but let’s get the fuck for real, even her goddamn ear is photoshopped. I think this cover is a joke. Fucking hacks.
I wonder how much shit she would cop if she was a raging drug addict?
Probably far less than what she does for her weight.
Funny how that works?
Ann Landers has alywas had a simple suggestion for children that were afraid to bring up a subject to their parents directly. Clip this column out (in this case, print it), and hand it to them.
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