Here’s Adele on the March cover of Vogue where you’ll be surprised to learn she’s a svelte, thin-faced, large-breasted model unlike whoever the hell this impostor is at the Grammys. Nice try, pregnant Gillian Anderson.
Photos: Vogue, INFdaily, Getty, WENN
I can’t wait for her pretend outrage at being “unrecognizable” on the cover of Vogue. Jezebel will probably write about it, Superficial commentors will probably make disgusting comments about her being overweight….and round and round we go. Goodbye cruel world…
on the rag?
You just made my day.
You’re an idiot.
Im as vile as they come and I wouldnt mind “rolling in her deep” at all.
Why can’t she just be a singer? Why does she have to be a model, America?
You answered your own question with your last word.
…Yep. They don’t seem to care how bison-isch they are overseas.
Why can’t you shut the fuck up? If you think America is the only country that would bash on her weight your both a moron and taking up valuable oxygen. Karl Lagerfeld (German not American) just called her fat the other day. Again, shut the fuck up.
…Dear Son of a Dude—Dude, run to your nearest pharmacy if you are out the ol’ Prozac.
Or better yet Son of a Dude, go up into your father’s attic of which I am sure you have no need to because your father’s attic is what you call home–and pull out one of his rusty but well functioning long-guns, insert barrel into mouth, and with your big toe suppress the trigger.
I hear a bullet though the brain tends to calm the nerves with haste.
Oh please. Gay fashion designers call everyone fat and ugly. That’s their business. They’re right – we’re addicted to photoshop in America. Because most are generally too ignorant to know it’s only photoshop.
The advent of music videos, and all the superficiality that came in its wake, is pretty much to blame for the not-always-implicit public insistence that our recording artists—at least the female ones, anyway—be model-gorgeous. Singing ability is often secondary to looks in many instances; see: Jessica Simpson. (Conversely, women with actual singing talent are sometimes allowed to be a degree shy of hot; see: Alanis Morisette.)
Okay, granted, there was always a degree of marketing female singers and girl-groups to look good, but not at today’s level. If this sort of superficiality had always reigned, success might have evaded Janis Joplin or The Mamas and the Papas (“lose the fat one,” they’d be told), and girl-groups like The Shirelles and The Runaways would probably all be getting cosmetic surgery makeovers.
The real her looks better, and to be honest, with her voice she could look like Sandra Bernhard and I would still listen.
I just wouldn’t ever look at her for fear of turning to stone.
…Ok— let me test the limits of your tolerance for pain.. How about if she looked like Rosie O’Donnell or better yet Whoopi Goldberg.
Would you still listen???
If your answer is yes, then my friend you should be a Navy Seal because I heard they’re looking for some hardcore motherfuckers.
I’ve always thought Whoopi Goldberg was very beautiful.
It is not necessary for a singer to be either beautiful or have a bikini body, but it sure helps get the media exposure needed to sell the songs.
She’s a big ‘un.
I prefer her big to be honest. She looks like she would be a lot of fun.
Can’t stand her voice. Make her go away.
I think she is gorgeous, sweet, talented and amazing. That photographic angle makes anyones face look thinner. Further, she has lost weight in the past year and looks great. She is pretty amazing. Not really Superficial worthy since she is a geniune talent.
Agreed, that angle completely changes the structure of her face, and she’s lost weight which is why she looks skinnier in this photo shoot than she did two nights ago at the Grammys.
Talk all you want but SHE approved the cover.
She does not approve the covers. Anna Wintour, the editor in chief, does.
Big girls need lovin’ too.
She ist so fat, I feel like little girrrlll…
A slew of grammy nominations, and NO ONE could find her a flattering dress to wear? fail.
I like her dress! I’d wear one just like it.
She is so fat she makes McFeely look like TomFrank.
Heh. (I think.)
This has A LOT to do with makeup. Look up “contouring” and you’ll see why she looks so thin on the cover.
God forbid she doesn’t fit into the size 0 that is set by the media – unrealistic expectations to PLEASE a mass of overweight, grubby, slobbery internet addicted trolls who wouldn’t know real beauty if it smashed them in the face.
Get off your high horses everyone and get on a treadmill your fucking self.
Also, last time I checked, she can’t smuggle children in fat rolls like so many of you men trying to find your penis when you see a pair of tits on here…. she’s not fat.
Way to miss the point, tubby.
…Oh—This bitch here is in dire need of some dick quick. I can envision the blood squirting from her finger tips and pooling into the keyboard. No bueno– this is always a dead-giveaway for —Sow-Cunt ALERT.
So what you’re saying is you’re fat too?
Must be that POWW chick under another name. Adele is FAT.
No, that’s not POWW. If it was, she’d go into a 1,000 word screed about how her husband loves fucking her fat ass, and how her daughter is a conservative, and would have mentioned that she was praying for us at least 10 times in her comment.
Haha oh my god I love you! Best comment ever! Right on. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Let’s face it: Adele is fat. But she’s also incredibly talented, down-to-earth and has a beautiful face. I’m not a fan of her type of music but her soulful voice sucked me in.
Why can’t she be fat? She’s not a model and I, along with many others, would rather hear and see her rather than other skinny and normal weight so-called singers who are auto-tuned and computerized to hell and back.
I’d prefer for her to sing and be 230 metric tonnes than another one of these hot body slunt-bores with heavily processed synthetic vocals presented by the recording industry for the masses to consume.
George Clooney loves women so much, he decided to become one
Average looking woman. And that’s alright.
Since that’s not an extreme one way or the other, we hate average the most. It must be changed.
Who is this bloke?
I don’t think this cover makes her look skinny at all, it looks like HER. Besides she’s lovely the way she is (and this is probably the only sincere comment I’ve made here).
It’s a mash-up of ALL the cover stories. It’s what Adele would look like if she “hiked her way through heartbreak,” had Kristen Wiig’s breasts added to hers, and was painted by Picasso.
…And we all had an alcohol blood level content of at least 9.2.
Then Yea—I can kind of see your point.
Adele??? Can’t fap too this????
…Which makes it much easier to piss on her for days.
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