Realizing all the struggling to be relevant stars are doing it, Adam Lambert fell onstage while performing “For Your Entertainment” at the American Music Awards last night. Although in his defense, I’m sure he was just disoriented from the sole stage direction of “Make everyone blow you.”
STAGE DIRECTOR: No, no! You missed that chick back there.
ADAM: No, I didn’t!
STAGE DIRECTOR: Quick, make the stage blow you. Make the stage BLOW YOU.
ADAM: What? *falls*
STAGE DIRECTOR: That’s the stuff.
Based on a true story.
(Fall’s around the 1:40 mark.)