Adam Lambert pulls a J-Lo at AMAs

November 23rd, 2009 // 96 Comments

Realizing all the struggling to be relevant stars are doing it, Adam Lambert fell onstage while performing “For Your Entertainment” at the American Music Awards last night. Although in his defense, I’m sure he was just disoriented from the sole stage direction of “Make everyone blow you.”

STAGE DIRECTOR: No, no! You missed that chick back there.
ADAM: No, I didn’t!
STAGE DIRECTOR: Quick, make the stage blow you. Make the stage BLOW YOU.
ADAM: What? *falls*
STAGE DIRECTOR: That’s the stuff.

Based on a true story.

(Fall’s around the 1:40 mark.)

Photos: Getty

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  1. Sid

    Nice try, but as long as narcissistic flamboyance is part of being gay – and it is – lots of people will quite reasonably find it objectionable. As a group gays in the U.S. are well above average in education and income, below average in rate of being a victim of crime, and in the public spotlight re: gay issues completely out of proportion with their numbers in the population. And their complaints focus on being discriminated against, victimized by hate crime, and being silenced or made invisible, all of which are observably the opposite of reality. It’s not unreasonable to be annoyed with all of this, given the real problems the country faces.

  2. Rosie O'Donnell

    I had a chance with this guy before he came out and before I came out, we had plans to meet up, but never ever surfaced.

  3. Me.

    47. P & B the new T & A – November 23, 2009 1:29 PM
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  4. Delgo

    Thanks Libs, you made this possible

  5. JS

    LOL all 53 COMMENTS one word….IGNORANT! You people have potty mouths you sound worse than Adam performed. Who are you to judge anyone? If you didn’t like it why didn’t you just shut it off (maybe because something inside you said wow I can dig this). You people have alot of hatred This is what he wanted and this is what he achieved. The whole country is talking about Adam Lambert today :) I guess it was alright for Madonna and Britney Spears to kiss on camera full mouthed. I guess it was alright for Michael Jackson to grab his crotch in every song he sang. You people just aren’t secure in your own sexuality. It’s entertainment maybe not your kind of entertainment but there are some of us that think Adam will be an icon one day mark my words. Watch him Wed if you dare on Good Morning America early in the AM or David Letterman Wed night different song different vibe. He is about performing to the lyrics and he can sing better than any of you can. Enough said can’t stand reading ignorant comments. You people need to wash your mouths out with soap.

  6. wow

    I am not a fan of his, but the performance wasn’t that bad, maybe more for the MTV VMA’s but, he did push the envelope and it worked. Every single one of you watched and is talking about it. That’s what fame has become, not really the talent a person has, but how much and how long are people willing to talk about you. When that is gone, your fame is gone. For now, it is working for him.

    On the other hand, wow to all of the ignorant comments and all of you anit-gay people. Had Shakira and Carrie Underwood gyrated all over the stage touching each other you would be praising them. Get a life and stop being so negative. Say you like or your don’t, but leave the hate out of it. Just because no one knows your name or exactly who are on here doesn’t mean you should post the crap you are!

  7. tina

    #55-

    dude can’t sing. i don’t care if he’s straight, gay or bi. he can’t sing and thats that.

  8. Some of those pics were pretty disturbing.

  9. londonafter

    i don’t care if he’s gay, good for him, but his music is just plain awful!!!!!! what a waste of talent!

  10. whatevah

    I don’t care if he’s gay either…I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!

  11. whatevah

    I don’t care if he’s gay either…I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!

  12. whatevah

    I don’t care if he’s gay either…I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!

  13. whatevah

    I don’t care if he’s gay either…I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!

  14. whatevah

    I don’t care if he’s gay either…I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!

  15. Three words...

    Fuck
    You
    Faggot!

  16. dontlooknow

    OMG what a f**king loser.

  17. BARAD

    You want to know what would actually be SHOCKING? Having a big queer (you don’t own THAT word ya fruitcakes..) with seeming talent NOT use sex to try to be different. That’s what made him interesting on Idol was because people were getting to appreciate his ability as a singer and performer and see his sexuality WITHOUT watching him mouth drill backup dancers..

    So boring seeing these wannabes try to emulate what they think is shocking. What’s shocking is just plain annoying these days. Break out of the mold by doing the UNEXPECTED not the same old simulated sex bullshit. What a disappointment Lambutt has turned out to be.. he’s just another tired fierce queer doing variations of what Madonna has done for decades… poor guy.

    If queers get their way, they’ll keep lowering the bar until we get to see simulated butt sex in their performances complete with fun circle jerks… ahhhh Liberals.. they’ve done so much for the world..

  18. Melrose

    Skanky Starsearch.

  19. AnnaDraconida

    I miss the days when studs & leather were worn by rock bands, not as bling bling for talentless pop whores.

  20. John

    I thought he wanted to be a big star. He just blew that all to hell. After that I don’t want to buy his CD now.

    Where is the Adam that did Black & White?

    That is the Adam that blew everyone away.

  21. 7

    LOVE HIM! fuck the haters

  22. stoplookingatme

    I’m amused that when I read this post, there were precisely (69) comments. :)

    P.S. @12: I can’t even begin to comprehend the levels of self-contradiction in your post.

  23. stoplookingatme

    P.P.S. @60 (60-64): Heat Miser reference = best post ever! LOL, for reals!

  24. Scrappy Coco

    Who is Adam Lambert? I’ve never heard this song before. Where is he popular?

  25. wanks

    this dude is fucking sick!

  26. Tony the tigger

    “Where is the Adam that did Black & White?

    That is the Adam that blew everyone away.”

    and apparently made MJ want to stop living.

  27. the donger

    JS number 55 comment. You are a fucking tool fuck. Eat my language, just realize you are a stupid fuck who has no idea what the fuck is going on in the world. Just remember, the world revolves around faggots like you so we all just live in it. On second thought, I’d beat the shit out of you and you’ll be laying in your own blood with Astroglide leaking out of your ass you fuck!!!

  28. Luther in Knoxville

    Our entire family watched the AMAs last night, and all I can say is, Thank you, Adam Lambert!!!

    Your performance did what years of prayer, hypnotism, and voodoo could not — after it was over, my faggoty fifteen-year-old son announced he no longer wanted to be gay! He now wants to bang chicks, live for the Lord, and drive a truck, just like his pappy!

  29. Caliente

    Hey #51, you’re too smart for the internets! Git the fuck out wit yer smartiness and let us bash the gays in piece, ahyuuu,

  30. Simply Bohemian

    No not Pete! He and Ricky Martin should hook up. They can raise the twins together & live happily ever after……

  31. It’s a good thing Guns N’ Roses didn’t win any awards. They might’ve said “fuck” on TV or something. Right after M.C. Hammer finishes fucking the stage. The horror.

    @ 5 – “p.s. There’s not going to be an effecitve HIV vaccine in our lifetime.”

    I guess lesbianism should be the only variant considered viable then.
    http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/women/resources/factsheets/wsw.htm

    Heterosexual behavior is too risky.

    @ 70 – “That is the Adam that blew everyone away.”
    Looks like everyone’s blowing Adam away now.

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  34. voice of reason

    he is the reason the word fag exists. what an ignorant piece of shit

  35. voice of logic

    when someone defines their existence on a sexual act (the meaning of “gay people”) what do you except? When are child molesters, poeple who have sex with animals and masturbators going to have the same rights as gay people? Why can’t they cry discrimination and marry animals and fight for the same right as you gays?

  36. Annoyed girl

    wow okay, i thought people at geekologie would be a bit more intelligent than this. You’re all kinda the same redneck dumb fucks i see on a day to day basis. if not worse. if you don’t like it, why did you click the article? I do think that this is unusual, I never thought that it would go that far on stage…
    If lesbians are fine then so should gay men right? shove it up yourselves guys. Most of you are selfish, and fail to see it from another person’s point of view (aka a gay man’s, or a straight woman’s). Why should you care? I don’t know, because you’re all human. But maybe the definition of humanity should be changed.

  37. @ 85 voice of silliness – Children and animals are not consenting adults, so that’s quite a stretch. That would be exploiting an innocent, not two responsible grown adults making a decision together that has no direct impact on you. There’s no victim involved.

    Masturbators…Rodman married himself didn’t he?

  38. Children and animals are not consenting adults, so that’s quite a stretch.

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  44. Collie-chan

    I love him, wish he wasn’t gay

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