Realizing all the struggling to be relevant stars are doing it, Adam Lambert fell onstage while performing “For Your Entertainment” at the American Music Awards last night. Although in his defense, I’m sure he was just disoriented from the sole stage direction of “Make everyone blow you.”
STAGE DIRECTOR: No, no! You missed that chick back there.
ADAM: No, I didn’t!
STAGE DIRECTOR: Quick, make the stage blow you. Make the stage BLOW YOU.
ADAM: What? *falls*
STAGE DIRECTOR: That’s the stuff.
Based on a true story.
(Fall’s around the 1:40 mark.)
Photos: Getty
Swish | November 23, 2009 at 9:46 am
Adam Lambert will go to hell along with all the gays.
OTP | November 23, 2009 at 9:48 am
SO INCREDIBLY FLAMING
Shut up | November 23, 2009 at 9:50 am
Shut your mouth. You have no liberty to tell people what they can and cannot do. The Internet should not be this faceless wall of racism and prejudice.
DOUCHE | November 23, 2009 at 9:51 am
this dude and Pete Wentz probably go shopping at Hot Topic holding hands..
Jim | November 23, 2009 at 9:58 am
This is what you get with acceptance of homosexuality as a “normal variant” of human sexuality. Enjoy.
p.s. There’s not going to be an effecitve HIV vaccine in our lifetime.
lettusuar | November 23, 2009 at 10:07 am
too bad he’s doing shitty pop instead of doing something with a classic rock n roll sound. waste of talent.
canuckchick | November 23, 2009 at 10:10 am
and no one has mentioned how shitty his music is…..
canuckchick | November 23, 2009 at 10:10 am
and no one has mentioned how shitty his music is…..
canuckchick | November 23, 2009 at 10:11 am
Fuck I hate his voice!
Captain_Insano | November 23, 2009 at 10:12 am
I’m not gonna watch 4 fucking minutes of this faggot prancing around like a wood nymph (I assume that’s what fags do?) just to see him fall. Edit the video to reduce the fag exposure and thus save everyones breakfast.
Dave | November 23, 2009 at 10:12 am
Is the guy with the dippity do hair trying to put in peepee in that other persons mouth?
I have heard about this type of thing.
Freedom in the USA | November 23, 2009 at 10:19 am
The AMA awards has just turned into a pervert peep show with a bunch of sexual deviant freaks. I never watch this trash or buy any of their sicko, shitty music. It’s a free country, so why encouraging them.
Snob | November 23, 2009 at 10:25 am
I recently saw some nude male frontal dick on National Geographic, but it was still a computer generated picture of a male hobbit. It was still better that this guys shit. No fag stuff is all that I’m saying.
Nice Save Tho,,, | November 23, 2009 at 10:32 am
You have to admit, he saved it from being an EPIC fail, the only way I’d have caught on that he wasn’t supposed to roll on the ground like that is he stopped singing until he found his footing. I wouldn’t have been able to be as smooth!
VandaL | November 23, 2009 at 10:33 am
Bender.
You Sorry Little Bitch | November 23, 2009 at 10:37 am
@10: Caption Bigot-Nuts, why don’t you try reading the part where Fish points out exactly where the fall is. Or are you too busy getting butt-fucked by your daddy with a King James, you retarded hick.
Rough's P.O.V. | November 23, 2009 at 10:38 am
How did this little #, BI-passed the CBS executives? Janet’s tity theyll make a big stink over…Wait till Prejean gets a hold of this….
Ellen | November 23, 2009 at 10:40 am
I couldn’t even make it through the first 10 seconds of that video.
MM | November 23, 2009 at 10:48 am
wow, THAT was pretty AWFUL! The screaming, the fall, the bad…everything-ugh
Zee Brat | November 23, 2009 at 11:08 am
Lol. I’m gay and even I don’t like Adam Lambert’s music. He’s pretty awful. That tuck and roll he did to cover up his stumble was kind of awesome though.
douglas | November 23, 2009 at 11:12 am
It all comes down to $$$$
That being said, how does this make anyone want to buy his album and pay to see him in concert??
Josh | November 23, 2009 at 11:19 am
He puts himself up for these insults by looking so damn homo.
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I’m sure his parents are real proud of him now!
Willie Dixon | November 23, 2009 at 11:21 am
So this is what it would sound like if Ethel Merman and Freddie Mercury had a kid…
I do have to agree he recovered well and he wasn’t lip-syncing…you could hear his Aikido roll on the live mic.
adam lambert sucks | November 23, 2009 at 11:23 am
This dude SUCKS. I hated him the whole time on American Idol….he needs to keep his tongue in his ugly face. Oy….I can’t stand watching the idiot sing!
Karl | November 23, 2009 at 11:29 am
That was AWFUL, beyond AWFUL. If you go a little beyond AWFUL and take a right turn..that performance was right there. AWFUL!
lambert lovah | November 23, 2009 at 11:30 am
Okay, Adam Lambert needs to start doing porn soundtracks. His nasal screams would be the perfect accompaniment to a prison gangbang.
frogexaggerator | November 23, 2009 at 11:31 am
Well, I well say this, you can HEAR a slight thud as he falls. Which means his microphone was on and he was really singing. That’s a fair bit more than I can say for most crap pop performances these days.
Bon Jovi | November 23, 2009 at 11:31 am
FULL RECOVERY!!!!
Courtyardpigeon | November 23, 2009 at 11:35 am
Seriously, that was awful.
missywissy | November 23, 2009 at 11:56 am
okay, I need to know exactly when he falls, because I can not make it through this video. his shock value is really dull. Shock is getting boring.
missywissy | November 23, 2009 at 11:58 am
oh, saw it, right on. he slipped on all the semen and hair gel on the stage.
Anon | November 23, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Everyone knew he was gay from the get-go so him finally able to flame it out isn’t too much of an issue. His song FREAKIN’ SUX. Now that’s an issue.
Goodbye, Adam. Your 15 minutes are almost up.
dangit boy | November 23, 2009 at 12:40 pm
what a career breaking song. at least he sang live- you could hear all the out of tune stuff. poor guy has a problem. He wants to be Britney.
Nasty ass shit. | November 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Why the fuck did you post this video? No one needs to see that. Some images you just cant shake, this is one of them. Gross. Fucking queer.
FUCK GAYS | November 23, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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FUCKING GAY SHIT. I’M ALL FOR SUPPORTING GAY BUT DAM,N KEEP THIS SHIT IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR BEDROOM.
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Danklin24 | November 23, 2009 at 12:53 pm
#5 you’re a fucking idiot. You’re one of this douchenozzles that thinks HIV is the “gay disease” arent you?
Great | November 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm
wow that was hot!! nice save!!!
QUEEN BEE | November 23, 2009 at 1:01 pm
LOVE HIM!!!!!!
Johnny | November 23, 2009 at 1:03 pm
this maybe wasn’t Adam at his best, but omg I would lick dat ass any time!
Lily | November 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
if you are a gay male and do not want to ride this like a bull then you should really think about your sexuality again.
Tom Cruise | November 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm
once again a fantabulous performance from Adam Lambert, my idol.
token homo | November 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
fuck yes!!! this site is AWESOME!!!
T&A | November 23, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Picture 8.
Look at the size of the boy’s penis!!! LOL
confused | November 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm
1st the Johnston playgirl spread and then this?
Sanjay Gupta | November 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm
“You’re one of this douchenozzles that thinks HIV is the “gay disease” arent you?”
Yeah, what a dolt. In the U.S., HIV transmission has decreased in every group. Well, except gay men. At least we can get a chuckle from the hilarious calls for “more education” to help with the affected group that ISN’T poor and under-educated, but simply chooses to not change behavior.
P & B the new T & A | November 23, 2009 at 1:29 pm
ahhh yes some P & B (penis and balls) in stead of T & A indeed this site is the best.
Jade | November 23, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Any gayness aside, that song sucks.
And all you gay haters are pathetic insecure twits.
Reba | November 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I made him suck my dirty cock!!
Amy | November 23, 2009 at 1:38 pm
wish he wasn’t gay.