Adam Lambert pulls a J-Lo at AMAs

November 23rd, 2009 // 96 Comments

Realizing all the struggling to be relevant stars are doing it, Adam Lambert fell onstage while performing “For Your Entertainment” at the American Music Awards last night. Although in his defense, I’m sure he was just disoriented from the sole stage direction of “Make everyone blow you.”

STAGE DIRECTOR: No, no! You missed that chick back there.
ADAM: No, I didn’t!
STAGE DIRECTOR: Quick, make the stage blow you. Make the stage BLOW YOU.
ADAM: What? *falls*
STAGE DIRECTOR: That’s the stuff.

Based on a true story.

(Fall’s around the 1:40 mark.)

Photos: Getty

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  1. Swish

    Adam Lambert will go to hell along with all the gays.

  2. OTP

    SO INCREDIBLY FLAMING

  3. Shut up

    Shut your mouth. You have no liberty to tell people what they can and cannot do. The Internet should not be this faceless wall of racism and prejudice.

  4. DOUCHE

    this dude and Pete Wentz probably go shopping at Hot Topic holding hands..

  5. Jim

    This is what you get with acceptance of homosexuality as a “normal variant” of human sexuality. Enjoy.

    p.s. There’s not going to be an effecitve HIV vaccine in our lifetime.

  6. lettusuar

    too bad he’s doing shitty pop instead of doing something with a classic rock n roll sound. waste of talent.

  7. canuckchick

    and no one has mentioned how shitty his music is…..

  8. canuckchick

    and no one has mentioned how shitty his music is…..

  9. canuckchick

    Fuck I hate his voice!

  10. Captain_Insano

    I’m not gonna watch 4 fucking minutes of this faggot prancing around like a wood nymph (I assume that’s what fags do?) just to see him fall. Edit the video to reduce the fag exposure and thus save everyones breakfast.

  11. Dave

    Is the guy with the dippity do hair trying to put in peepee in that other persons mouth?

    I have heard about this type of thing.

  12. Freedom in the USA

    The AMA awards has just turned into a pervert peep show with a bunch of sexual deviant freaks. I never watch this trash or buy any of their sicko, shitty music. It’s a free country, so why encouraging them.

  13. Snob

    I recently saw some nude male frontal dick on National Geographic, but it was still a computer generated picture of a male hobbit. It was still better that this guys shit. No fag stuff is all that I’m saying.

  14. Nice Save Tho,,,

    You have to admit, he saved it from being an EPIC fail, the only way I’d have caught on that he wasn’t supposed to roll on the ground like that is he stopped singing until he found his footing. I wouldn’t have been able to be as smooth!

  15. VandaL

    Bender.

  16. You Sorry Little Bitch

    @10: Caption Bigot-Nuts, why don’t you try reading the part where Fish points out exactly where the fall is. Or are you too busy getting butt-fucked by your daddy with a King James, you retarded hick.

  17. Rough's P.O.V.

    How did this little #, BI-passed the CBS executives? Janet’s tity theyll make a big stink over…Wait till Prejean gets a hold of this….

  18. Ellen

    I couldn’t even make it through the first 10 seconds of that video.

  19. MM

    wow, THAT was pretty AWFUL! The screaming, the fall, the bad…everything-ugh

  20. Zee Brat

    Lol. I’m gay and even I don’t like Adam Lambert’s music. He’s pretty awful. That tuck and roll he did to cover up his stumble was kind of awesome though.

  21. douglas

    It all comes down to $$$$

    That being said, how does this make anyone want to buy his album and pay to see him in concert??

  22. Josh

    He puts himself up for these insults by looking so damn homo.

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    I’m sure his parents are real proud of him now!

  24. Willie Dixon

    So this is what it would sound like if Ethel Merman and Freddie Mercury had a kid…

    I do have to agree he recovered well and he wasn’t lip-syncing…you could hear his Aikido roll on the live mic.

  25. adam lambert sucks

    This dude SUCKS. I hated him the whole time on American Idol….he needs to keep his tongue in his ugly face. Oy….I can’t stand watching the idiot sing!

  26. Karl

    That was AWFUL, beyond AWFUL. If you go a little beyond AWFUL and take a right turn..that performance was right there. AWFUL!

  27. lambert lovah

    Okay, Adam Lambert needs to start doing porn soundtracks. His nasal screams would be the perfect accompaniment to a prison gangbang.

  28. frogexaggerator

    Well, I well say this, you can HEAR a slight thud as he falls. Which means his microphone was on and he was really singing. That’s a fair bit more than I can say for most crap pop performances these days.

  29. Bon Jovi

    FULL RECOVERY!!!!

  30. Courtyardpigeon

    Seriously, that was awful.

  31. missywissy

    okay, I need to know exactly when he falls, because I can not make it through this video. his shock value is really dull. Shock is getting boring.

  32. missywissy

    oh, saw it, right on. he slipped on all the semen and hair gel on the stage.

  33. Anon

    Everyone knew he was gay from the get-go so him finally able to flame it out isn’t too much of an issue. His song FREAKIN’ SUX. Now that’s an issue.

    Goodbye, Adam. Your 15 minutes are almost up.

  34. dangit boy

    what a career breaking song. at least he sang live- you could hear all the out of tune stuff. poor guy has a problem. He wants to be Britney.

  35. Nasty ass shit.

    Why the fuck did you post this video? No one needs to see that. Some images you just cant shake, this is one of them. Gross. Fucking queer.

  36. FUCK GAYS

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  37. Danklin24

    #5 you’re a fucking idiot. You’re one of this douchenozzles that thinks HIV is the “gay disease” arent you?

  38. Great

    wow that was hot!! nice save!!!

  39. QUEEN BEE

    LOVE HIM!!!!!!

  40. Johnny

    this maybe wasn’t Adam at his best, but omg I would lick dat ass any time!

  41. Lily

    if you are a gay male and do not want to ride this like a bull then you should really think about your sexuality again.

  42. Tom Cruise

    once again a fantabulous performance from Adam Lambert, my idol.

  43. token homo

    fuck yes!!! this site is AWESOME!!!

  44. T&A

    Picture 8.
    Look at the size of the boy’s penis!!! LOL

  45. confused

    1st the Johnston playgirl spread and then this?

  46. Sanjay Gupta

    “You’re one of this douchenozzles that thinks HIV is the “gay disease” arent you?”

    Yeah, what a dolt. In the U.S., HIV transmission has decreased in every group. Well, except gay men. At least we can get a chuckle from the hilarious calls for “more education” to help with the affected group that ISN’T poor and under-educated, but simply chooses to not change behavior.

  47. P & B the new T & A

    ahhh yes some P & B (penis and balls) in stead of T & A indeed this site is the best.

  48. Jade

    Any gayness aside, that song sucks.

    And all you gay haters are pathetic insecure twits.

  49. Reba

    I made him suck my dirty cock!!

  50. Amy

    wish he wasn’t gay.

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