I wasn’t going to write about the AMAs anymore until Adam Lambert decided to compare himself to David Bowie and Madonna in the context of bitching about ABC editing out his simulated blowjobs on the West Coast. Access Hollywood reports:
“If it’s edited, that’s discrimination,” Adam said. “I will be a little disappointed because there is a little bit of discrimination going in this country. There’s a big double standard, female pop artists have been doing things provocative like that for years, and the fact that I’m a male, and I’ll be edited and discriminated against could be a problem.”
Adam said he’s only trying to add a little shock to his show – something many before him have done.
“Shock is fun, shock rock is like something that existed, for example, like in the 70′s, Alice Cooper…David Bowie, you had artists that liked to push the envelope and that’s what made them so fresh,” he explained. “Prince for example, wore a**less chaps one year…I think that surprise is part of entertainment. I think that it keeps people watching its fun, it makes you laugh and it should be that way. And if it made you uncomfortable, maybe I’m not for you.”
Yes, it really is shocking a network awards show aimed at a general audience edited out a virtual unknown from American Idol mouth-fucking his entire dance crew onstage. Don’t they realize he’s just like David Bowie minus all the talent and experience? It’s not like he can’t just Twitter all that stuff in later, you guys. C’mon.
More Pics from Adam Lambert’s Performance
1nd | November 23, 2009 at 2:59 pm
FIRST FAIL!!!
Captain_Insano | November 23, 2009 at 3:02 pm
It’s a male?
patti | November 16, 2010 at 9:58 am
Obviously. But then again, you wouldn’t know about that…idiot.
Captain_Insano | November 23, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I hope they edit out the faggy part.
/all of it.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 9:58 am
And I hope you die in a fire.
dingbat | November 23, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I wasn’t shocked by the simulated sex (gay or otherwise) — I was shocked that Adam Lambert’s singing sounded so mediocre. He was awesomely talented on “American Idol.” Why did he sound so flat and screechy on the AMAs?
Anon | November 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Alice Cooper Rocks!
Harold^Sick | November 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hmm, a gay dude trying to stir up controversy by rubbing his gayness in peoples faces, literally and figuratively, to bring attention to himself… Wow, what a shocker?
Harold^Sick | November 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hmm, a gay dude trying to stir up controversy by rubbing his gayness in people’s faces, literally and figuratively, to bring attention to himself… Wow, what a shocker?
Harold^Sick | November 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Hmm, a gay dude trying to stir up controversy by rubbing his gayness in people’s faces, literally and figuratively, to bring attention to himself… Wow, what a shocker?
patti | November 16, 2010 at 9:59 am
Have hiccups often?
Thanks, (M)Adam Lambert | November 23, 2009 at 3:27 pm
“as long as narcissistic flamboyance is part of being gay – and it is – lots of people will quite reasonably find it objectionable. As a group gays in the U.S. are well above average in education and income, below average in rate of being a victim of crime, and in the public spotlight re: gay issues completely out of proportion with their numbers in the population. And their complaints focus on being discriminated against, victimized by hate crime, and being silenced or made invisible, all of which are observably the opposite of reality. It’s not unreasonable to be annoyed with all of this, given the real problems the country faces.”
That was a comment from the earlier story. Now Ms. Lambert herself provides the proof. And the poof.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 10:01 am
It is hardly worth replying to such a cretin as yourself. What you are and how you roll is more than obvious.
Captain_Insano | November 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm
#9: Well said.
Adam does not rule. | November 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Eat shit Adam. Go suck some cock in the backseat of your pinto.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 9:59 am
You know that is where you always do it. Adam has a Mustang. Fuck you.
Jay Popeski | November 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I normally prefer a female mouth but that looks like some good dick sucking.
Patriots rule! | November 23, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Homeless wanna be loser!
Randal | November 23, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Adam Lambert is the 21st century version of what Prince was to the 80′s. A new type of music and style that has caught the music industry with its pants down! Adam brings a fresh fruit to the stand and does it with such lyrical mastery that makes every other fruit look old.
Randal
James | November 23, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Dear Editor,
Please remove this crap from you homepage and stick to hot women.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 10:01 am
Please, please, go kill yourself.
What? | November 23, 2009 at 3:49 pm
“Adam Lambert is the 21st century version of what Prince was to the 80′s.”
An embarassingly flamboyant no talent ass clown and eventual reclusive waste of space?
patti | November 16, 2010 at 10:04 am
And you are too stupid for words. Not to mention tone-deaf. ASSHOLE.
Superfan | November 23, 2009 at 3:50 pm
wow 2 adam posts in one day!! fucking awesome man!! love you fish!! this site is THE BEST!!!
Posh | November 23, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Dear Editor,
I’d also actually see hot women instead of this ghetto fag. (Even tho, I’m female). Now that’s a shocker, Lambert.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
Who cares what a tone-deaf Bitch like you wants? HOMOPHOBE.
casualencounters.com/blog | November 23, 2009 at 3:50 pm
The guy shouldn’t mention himself in the same breath as those other artists.
Pet Society Help | November 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I actually enjoyed watching him in american idol, wish they just made him just play covers forever.
F*ckRandal | November 23, 2009 at 3:53 pm
He I noticed some typos in my last statement I wanted to correct…
Adam Lambert is the 21st century version of what Prince was to the 80′s…not. A new type of music and style that has caught the music industry with its pants down…Not! Adam brings a fresh fruit to the stand and does it with such lyrical mastery that makes every other fruit look old…NOT
Randal(NOT)
Fuzzy Tingle Times | November 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm
David Bowie Has also stated he isn’t so proud of some of those things he did now that he looks back on them and He was also doing it for show, and ALSO He is straight. So please don’t compare yourself to David Bowie anymore you douche. When you have the amount of albums he has under his belt… let us know. We might not make fun of you then.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
David Bowie is and always was BISEXUAL. And you are the Douche!
Pat | November 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Here’s a typical comment from a mainstream critic:
“The in-your-face sexuality was bold, brave and totally groundbreaking.”
I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou. Just the other day my 3 year old nephew made a doll kiss his pee-pee, purely for shock value, so I think this is something other than a historical cultural breakthrough.
lindz | November 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Discrimination? You have got to be kidding me. He’s on stage on national television simulating another guy giving him a blowjob while there’s 12 year-olds at home watching. No wonder this country is completely fucked up. What’s he trying to prove to people? He’s not an entertainer, he’s disgusting and his music sucks ass.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 10:03 am
If your 12-year-old was up that late on a school night, he or she should be removed from your home.
Edward | November 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
he is a great guy..I wonder if he would be willing to try a threesome with me an my wife?
blah | November 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
nicely put.
Granny Smith | November 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I’d hit it!
TV Fan | November 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I agree that “Shock is fun” but I dont want to see a primetime cockmeat sandwich. I voted for him on AI and think he’s great but STFU, you’re just a cog in the machine now Glambert.
Mark R Trost | November 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
“Yes, it really is shocking a network awards show aimed at a general audience edited out a virtual unknown from American Idol mouth-fucking his entire dance crew onstage. Don’t they realize he’s just like David Bowie minus all the talent and experience?”
Amen. You nailed it.
john | November 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm
This is just one more reason why all homosexuals should be placed on an island, just think in a few years homosexuals would be wiped out because of AIDS, if that doesnt show that their actions are immoral and against the human existence than I dont know what would!
Matt | November 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm
This is just one more reason why all homosexuals should be placed on an island, just think in a few years homosexuals would be wiped out because of AIDS, if that doesnt show that their actions are immoral and against the human existence than I dont know what would!
Johnny | November 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I’m listening to his CD right now on the aol listening party! He is magnificant!
RR | November 23, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high…
reason | November 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm
The should have edited the whole performance right out of the show. I think I puked in my mouth while watching this wanna-be try and get some dude to suck his banana. The only good part of the show was when he fell too bad he didn’t smash his nose and run off the stage though.
Reba | November 23, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Then I made him suck my dirty cock!
porchmonkey | November 23, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Boring just like Lady CaCa and the rest of the talentless hacks who have to resort to shock value. There is no more shock value because we’ve been desensitized to it.
I'm Reba | November 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I’m Reba!
Me | November 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Adam Lambert has beautiful coastlines and scenic highways, along with deep forests of old-growth timber. The primary export of Adam Lambert is lumber, and the primary import of Adam Lambert is grain. Adam Lambert has one of the richest art communities in the world, rivaling that of Paris or Italy. Adam Lambert’s future is bright, with a multitude of technological advancements in store.
Timmy | November 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I like penis a lot, do you?
barad | November 23, 2009 at 4:52 pm
You want to know what would actually be SHOCKING? Having a big queer (you don’t own THAT word ya fruitcakes..) with seeming talent NOT use sex to try to be different. That’s what made him interesting on Idol was because people were getting to appreciate his ability as a singer and performer and see his sexuality WITHOUT watching him mouth drill backup dancers..
So boring seeing these wannabes try to emulate what they think is shocking. What’s shocking is just plain annoying these days. Break out of the mold by doing the UNEXPECTED not the same old simulated sex bullshit. What a disappointment Lambutt has turned out to be.. he’s just another tired fierce queer doing variations of what Madonna has done for decades… poor guy.
If queers get their way, they’ll keep lowering the bar until we get to see simulated butt sex in their performances complete with fun circle jerks… ahhhh Liberals.. they’ve done so much for the world..
da clapper | November 23, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I wish we saw more of him in his performance, not even one ball? (that is the male version of cleavage, seeing a hint of ball) Come on Adam, I wanna see more of you. ;)
What an idiot | November 23, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Oh Adam you stupid stupid fairy. People would have been okay with you being a pillow biter if you didn’t try to shove it down people’s throats. See what I did there? No one needs to see you falate(fake or not)one of your queer ass dancers. Stop whiting your gayness. It’s embarrassing.
What an idiot | November 23, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Oh Adam you stupid stupid fairy. People would have been okay with you being a pillow biter if you didn’t try to shove it down people’s throats. See what I did there? No one needs to see you falate(fake or not)one of your queer ass dancers. Stop whoring your gayness. It’s embarrassing.
Pepe la PEWEPew right in his face | November 23, 2009 at 5:16 pm
LAME DONT CARE !!!!! RUNNERS UP ARE ALSO CALLED LOSERS
Kangaroo | November 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I think he may be gay
truthful | November 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Adam has given the gay community a black eye. Most are not like him. The only real difference between a gay and a herero is that the gay likes men. They are the third gender. Adam is not really gay, but an obvious deviate…anything or anybody goes for him. He is a weird and ugly. Take off all the makeup, let his hair, if that is his hair and not a wig, grow back to its normal red, and what have you: a frecklefaced redhead with bad skin with some talent, but nothing special. The public has been fooled, and apparently, so was AI, thinking he could become the Idol of America. The public knew better when they voted for Kris Allen. But the media, in all its stupidity, has been promoting him since. Mayvbe now everyone’s eyes are open and we will have heard the last of this deviate.
Confused | November 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
what makes you say that Kangaroo?
bunny foo foo | November 23, 2009 at 5:30 pm
he doesn’t seem gay to me at all.
FACTS | November 23, 2009 at 5:37 pm
When did it become artistic to hold your crotch, put another’s face in your crotch, put your hand up a woman’s crotch, tongue kiss, all done publicly ? Guys who did those things used to be called Morons, now they are artistic??? Soon I will be told that it is ok to walk nude in public, use the public streets as a toilet, fornicate in public. Yes, we are retrogressing culturely. Sad.
Mitch Haase | November 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm
It’s shit like this that hurts the whole fag community. You’ve got these little fairies screaming for equal rights and gay marriage and then they pull this kind of crap on prime time TV. It’s no wonder the majority of Americans are against gay marriage when this shit is shoved down their throats.
Adam Lambert is a less than average singer. He lip synced his way through American Idol and he sang live at the AMA’s. He’ll be shining Miley Cyrus’ stripper pole for a living in less than six months.
patti | November 16, 2010 at 10:08 am
You are a jealous moron and a liar. Adam has since proved you wrong, a wildly successful WORLD TOUR and laughing all the way to the bank. Haha at you!