Adam Lambert allowed back on ABC

December 7th, 2009 // 53 Comments

After pretending to get fellated by his entire stage crew on national television, ABC spent the weeks following the American Music Awards axing every Adam Lambert performance on their schedule. But apparently a truce has been reached because Adam’s appearing on The View under the watchful eye of Elisabeth Hasselbeck who has no quarrel choking a bitch with the King James. People reports:

The View episode will air the morning after Barbara Walters’s primetime special featuring the year’s Most Fascinating People, which includes Lambert.
Lambert’s appearance on The View has been pre-taped – preventing any unexpected on-air surprises.

I love how they’re treating Adam Lambert like a caged beast while Chris Brown’s hosting afternoon tea with the crew of Good Morning America. Seriously, it’s not like it’s hard to tell if Adam’s about to get blown while talking to Joy Behar. You see a dancer making a move for the stage, you snatch him up by the leotard. POW! End of story. Meanwhile, Robin Roberts could forget to say “Aww shit!” while looking at Chris Brown’s shoe collection and he’d chew her goddamn face off before anyone knew what happened. “We thought he was kissing her! I mean, there were all those shoes. He was cradling a white cat in his arms like a Bond villain… oh, God.”

Photos: Getty
superficial

  1. note to self….stop watching ABC

  2. blah

    um, I’m pretty sure all The View’s appearances are pre-taped…ugh, what more can we expect from a stellar publication like People

  3. Dr. Phil

    Ironic that he appeared on The View, since getting too close to powdery-smelling aging steel-wool pussy when he was a young boy is what made him gay in the first place.

  4. whatever

    He’s such an attention seeking talentless whore.

  5. obscure ref

    So now he’s Ruby Rhod?

  6. ....a voice

    Homosexuality is sin.

  7. sunshine

    Never mind the hair, eyebrows & eyeliner, wtf is with that spacesuit he’s wearing under his jacket in #4? How Gaytastic!

  8. Dude of Dudes

    Nothing against Adam but WTF is up with that hair? Its like a gel tsunami….Quick alert the tiny villagers!

  9. Dilio

    “chocking” a bitch? Sounds more dangerous than “choking.”

    Spelling police…..AWAY!

  10. OTP

    #5 is exactly correct!
    He’s such an attention seeking talentless whore.

    Also, Chris Brown should be in jail. Fucking pussy bitch.

  11. I hate this Jew. But I hate all Jews. Disgusting rats. I wish someone would finish the job.

  12. djs

    What’s an “Adam Lambert”? Is he human?

  13. chopper

    i’ll say it again. tie the twink to a fence post & pistol whip is sissy ass.

  14. who dat

    He is soooooo hot!

    ::swoon::

  15. Max Planck

    What a dildo.

  16. laurente

    number 12 you scare me!
    what is your problem!
    you are a true bigot

  17. Jrz

    If Jason Bateman and Liberace had a flamboyant, dark-haired son who worshipped the devil….it would be Adam Lambert

  18. COCK LOVA

    YES I LOOOOOVE ADAM!!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING HIM A SECOND CHANCE!! HE WILL BE A GOOD BOY. ;)

  19. Rori

    I swear, everytime i see this guy i think he looks like a charactor from a cartoon, and i figured it out………He Looks Like Scar from the lion king. Google it! LOL

  20. Alex

    Maybe I’m just not up on my pop culture, but who is this mascara wearing douche bag?

  21. bob

    What a homo. Why when someone comes out as gay do they immediately start with the pancake makeup?

  22. Pat

    “Why when someone comes out as gay do they immediately start with the pancake makeup?”

    Because they’re tired of going to secretive gay clubs and getting pancaked by hairy 250lb men.

  23. newdawn

    Seriously why is this homosexual who takes it up the ass get so much publicity? why?he can’t sing for shit either

  24. AteIsEnough

    I can live with gay, but why oh why do these people ALWAYS have to overdo it? Do you have to look and act as queer as possible once you start taking in dick? Really do you…really?? This fucking guy isn’t even talented. Just hearing him in the background as my wife and daughters watched that crap on TV made my ears bleed.

  25. Pernacchia

    Someone forgot to flush.

  26. cheese

    what a fag

  27. Shani

    I hate this disgusting perverted sinful nasty homo. I think letting a homosexual in the show at all was a mistake, voting him the winner just shows how americas youth has been poisoned. He needs to just go away and die of AIDS somewhere.

    Don’t care what anyone thinks about what I just said.

  28. Shelly

    Pretended to get fellated by his entire stage crew on national television. LIE MUCH? What Adam did was lied about over and over in the media. You people need to either get your facts straight or quit lying. Also, he did nothing wrong. He was on that show very late at night. Janet Jackson opened the show at 8:00 pm and grabbed a male dancer’s crotch. Why was this OK? I never heard one complaint about that, and when Rihanna performed early in the show there was a gunshot and it looked like she was pointing a gun at her head. That seemed to be OK with everyone too, why?

  29. Shelly

    Pretended to get fellated by his entire stage crew on national television. LIE MUCH? What Adam did was lied about over and over in the media. You people need to either get your facts straight or quit lying. Also, he did nothing wrong. He was on that show very late at night. Janet Jackson opened the show at 8:00 pm and grabbed a male dancer’s crotch. Why was this OK? I never heard one complaint about that, and when Rihanna performed early in the show there was a gunshot and it looked like she was pointing a gun at her head. That seemed to be OK with everyone too, why?

  30. Shelly

    Pretended to get fellated by his entire stage crew on national television. LIE MUCH? What Adam did was lied about over and over in the media. You people need to either get your facts straight or quit lying. Also, he did nothing wrong. He was on that show very late at night. Janet Jackson opened the show at 8:00 pm and grabbed a male dancer’s crotch. Why was this OK? I never heard one complaint about that, and when Rihanna performed early in the show there was a gunshot and it looked like she was pointing a gun at her head. That seemed to be OK with everyone too, why?

  31. Jrz

    #20–This dude?… http://www.smokingtree.net/images/badguy16.jpg

    HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
    Holy shit….you’re right!!!! Awesome call!

  32. Shani

    Shelly,

    Your a mother fucking moron if you really DON”T KNOW why people would have a problem with a faggot being that overly sexual on TV and not have a problem with women being overly sexual with men on TV.

    Women with Men = acceptible (as long as it is on late at night)

    Men with Men = abonination (doesn’t matter when or where)

  33. RORI

    YES Jrz, i am so glad someone agrees!!!! hahaha

    http://www.smokingtree.net/images/badguy16.jpg

  34. Bonerman

    “This is Adam Lambert saying that ain’t no sock in my crotch.”

  35. Maria

    Faggot

  36. adaa

    Here is a great place —— Cougarmatching.com —– It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and younger men seeking cougars. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…

  37. Danklin24

    #5 you obviously dont know what the fuck you’re talking about. He may be gay and annoying but this guy shits talent.

  38. It isn’t about homophobia, it is about being exposed to vulgar garbage and I don’t want to see that on network TV from anyone…it’s probably a good thing for him this took place, because his singing was SO bad that at least people are talking about something else…worked out best for him…

  39. pdxfacehole

    He’s a nice lookin kid.

  40. Donk Donkerson

    I wish this guy would kill himself.

  41. Lou

    … Methinks the people on this site doth protest too much….

  42. missywissy

    to 31-33 (learn how to post) – You are retarded.. You should just continue to drink the kool-aid. What we have here is a semi-talented guy who has been allowed to manage himself and it’s all going “aqueer”. Nobody cares that he’s gay- being gay is less shocking than somebody who is straight and can keep their dick in their pants. This guy is obviously acting like a fame whore and most people (except ones like you that believe Britney was a virgin until she got married and Michael Jackson was only trying to be the child he never got to be) understand this and are waiting for this dude’s 15 minutes to get over with and the industry to promote some RALE talent, and for god’s sakes don’t let fame whores manage themselves. I think he could have been somebody, but is just too obvious he wants to be the new Freddy Mercury/ Elvis and he’s not coy about it…. he just shoves it down EVERYBODY’S throat, just like he would his dick if he got a chance. He’s grose and a waste of talent. You’re too young to be posting on this site if you are buying this guy’s schtick, or you’re a really desperate homo that buys anybody’s music as long as they are gay and only because they are gay and you feel that’s your way of supporting fellow homos. alrighty, I’m done. Adam Lambert, be gone with you!

  43. SOS

    this guy is just WAY too over done… I know he’s going for the glamour look but I just think there’s better ways to do it… I feel like he’s trying too hard, like he looks like the type that should go for it with less HUGE hair, less mascara’d eyebrows, less eyeshadow… make it his own without all the makeup and hair spray, he’s at least got the look to do it without I think.

  44. WO WO WO WO WO! I found a HOTTEST interracial club__M i x e d C o n n e c t -*.*- c_O_M_for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!

  45. Richard Gere

    he’s making us all look bad!!!!! what a fag

  46. Ashley

    i fucking cant stand this fag. where enough makeup. I dont have anything against gays, but i dont need this shit pushed in my face all the time.

Leave A Comment