Adam Levine apparently stopped by Howard Stern this week where he essentially made it clear he does not bitch about Christina Aguilera‘s weight delaying production on The Voice, but instead repeatedly shats himself out of unfathomable terror until his model girlfriend’s vagina bathes him in a gold, rejuvenating light which is the only way to interpret this. The only way. Via HuffPost Celebrity
“This is a sensitive subject for women, but why do you think she’s gotten so heavy?” Stern asked Levine. “Is she upset? … She used to be so fucking hot … And her clothes are too tight, right?”
Levine, clearly uncomfortable with where the conversation was headed, chose his words carefully when responding about his fellow coach on “The Voice.”
“Her clothes are tight. She likes to wear tight clothes,” Levine said. “She clearly likes to talk about being comfortable with being a woman and snapping her fingers and doing the whole thing.”
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Stern wasn’t going to let Levine off the hook and continued to push the subject of Aguilera’s weight, saying, “Yeah, but when you’re a plus-size woman, you can’t wear the tight clothes anymore.”
“I wouldn’t go that far, actually,” Levine said.
When asked what size Aguilera is, the “Voice” coach wisely responded, “I’m keeping my fucking mouth shut.”
“She clearly likes to talk about being comfortable with being a woman and snapping her fingers and doing the whole thing.” So Christina Aguilera’s actually black and that’s why Adam Levine’s afraid of her. Wow, seriously? Racism? In this day and age? Leave it to a Jew.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
Well duh, he is clearly afraid she is going to eat him, I mean look at her, you would too.
For serious.
Am I the only one who has noticed that her chair groans when it spins around?
I know right? The contestants think they are under a lot of stress and pressure, think of that poor chair.
Looks like a leopard got Lindsay Lohan pregnant.
It’s sad that I no longer want to put my penis in her vagina.
It’s a sad day for us all new guy.
I’d be afraid she sit on me and smother me to death. That thing has to weigh at least 300 lbs on a good day.
Christina, Make like a real celebtard and give up the carbs!
Fatty fat fat-fat fatty-fatty fat-fat.
OMG my daughter and I say that about all people who are fat!!! LMAO
Please keep your daughter inside, and have no more children.
Rattatatatty fatty boombatty!
Hire a personal trainer, nutritionist even a fucking voice coach to get that weight off!
She doesn’t want to. This woman has had a hit body throughout most of her life. She clearly doesn’t care for it anymore. She wants to live her life and not starve herself anymore. Get over it you stupid shallow cunts.
Then she’s fat like you. If you don’t like what’s one here…then don’t read. What an ass douche!
Learn to spell, retard
What a bitch. And Christina too.
if shes comfortable with her size then she wouldnt care if he said what size cloths she wears
It’s weird to assume that Levine would even know that. Does he look at the tags on her pants? My husband doesn’t even know what size clothes I wear.
He’s a gentleman
he’s a gay, gentleman.
heavenly
I’m scared of her and I don’t even live on the same coast.
Doesn’t she have anyone to tell her how horrifying she looks in those awful black tights??
It ain’t over til the fat lady sings.
A+
are her legs bowing out because of how fat she is now?
Nah, she’s always been bowlegged. Being a cow probably hasn’t helped things, though.
I bet she has that weeble-wobble gait now.
So she’s turned into Jessica Simpson and freaking Britney Spears gets the last laugh. Still has a successful music career and a relatively hot body (plus bonus conservatorship). Christina oh how the bitchy have fallen and can’t seem to roll over to get back up.
WTH……two grown men sitting around talking about women’s weight? Who cares what some tarddick like Stern thinks of their weight?
Looks just like the girl who waits on me at Denny’s !
Looks like the girl at Dunkin Donuts near my house
Mimicking Jessica Simpson while not really pregnant ? Novel !
I know a girl from the bar that looks a lot like her , only bigger ta- ta’s !
Everybody fears Godzilla!!!
Seriously, like 85% of women across the globe are this size or bigger. I think she looks great, and she’s just sick of starving herself. Look at the rest of America, they’re all fat except hollywood from all the drugs they do, plus annorexia with every single female.. End of story!!
Gentleman indeed
All I heard was that his interview was an hour-and-a-half discussion of his cock size, where she shoots his load, and some other boring discussions about his girlfriend.
And did you hear Howard reveal that NBC is his family now, while SIRIUS is his part-time job? Somebody’s popping pills big time!
does anyone listen to Howard anymore?
Levine is a smug prick. I do applaud his reserve, though, because I know he says much worse shit in private. That’s pretty much it.
Give her a break–maybe she’s pregnant. Or maybe she just ate a baby…
howard is wrong. she was never hot. she went from being a walking stick with a messed up body. she has a bad case of bowlegs. now her thighs and gut carry mounds of flab.
she went from a scrawny girl with bowlegs to considerably overweight girl with bowlegs.
Goofus wears tights no matter how fat she gets, because she thinks she’s still hot. Gallant maintains a trim physique to look good in her tights.
these pics are pretty old, you idiots. and those “the voice” episodes have been taped now for several months. she has been losing weight for her new era/album, stfu. im sure every single one of you are just drop dead gorgeous and thin too -____-
dipshit ,
None of us the website are holding ourselves as super desirable on prime – time TV
wow, you really told us!
Holy thunder thighs!
don’t get me wrong.
he is an enormous *SSHOLE, but I can’t accuse him for that.
in other words: HE IS R I G H T!!
she has a man ass like kesha
no ass
what happen to her !
She looks fine (as in, “normal & healthy”). Shoes are silly tho.