Adam Levine’s Terrified Of Christina Aguilera
Adam Levine apparently stopped by Howard Stern this week where he essentially made it clear he does not bitch about Christina Aguilera’s weight delaying production on The Voice, but instead repeatedly shats himself out of unfathomable terror until his model girlfriend’s vagina bathes him in a gold, rejuvenating light which is the only way to interpret this. The only way. Via HuffPost Celebrity
“This is a sensitive subject for women, but why do you think she’s gotten so heavy?” Stern asked Levine. “Is she upset? … She used to be so fucking hot … And her clothes are too tight, right?”
Levine, clearly uncomfortable with where the conversation was headed, chose his words carefully when responding about his fellow coach on “The Voice.”
“Her clothes are tight. She likes to wear tight clothes,” Levine said. “She clearly likes to talk about being comfortable with being a woman and snapping her fingers and doing the whole thing.”
Stern wasn’t going to let Levine off the hook and continued to push the subject of Aguilera’s weight, saying, “Yeah, but when you’re a plus-size woman, you can’t wear the tight clothes anymore.”
“I wouldn’t go that far, actually,” Levine said.
When asked what size Aguilera is, the “Voice” coach wisely responded, “I’m keeping my fucking mouth shut.”
“She clearly likes to talk about being comfortable with being a woman and snapping her fingers and doing the whole thing.” So Christina Aguilera’s actually black and that’s why Adam Levine’s afraid of her. Wow, seriously? Racism? In this day and age? Leave it to a Jew.