Adam Levine’s Terrified Of Christina Aguilera

February 22nd, 2012 // 54 Comments
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Adam Levine apparently stopped by Howard Stern this week where he essentially made it clear he does not bitch about Christina Aguilera‘s weight delaying production on The Voice, but instead repeatedly shats himself out of unfathomable terror until his model girlfriend’s vagina bathes him in a gold, rejuvenating light which is the only way to interpret this. The only way. Via HuffPost Celebrity

“This is a sensitive subject for women, but why do you think she’s gotten so heavy?” Stern asked Levine. “Is she upset? … She used to be so fucking hot … And her clothes are too tight, right?”
Levine, clearly uncomfortable with where the conversation was headed, chose his words carefully when responding about his fellow coach on “The Voice.”
“Her clothes are tight. She likes to wear tight clothes,” Levine said. “She clearly likes to talk about being comfortable with being a woman and snapping her fingers and doing the whole thing.”

Stern wasn’t going to let Levine off the hook and continued to push the subject of Aguilera’s weight, saying, “Yeah, but when you’re a plus-size woman, you can’t wear the tight clothes anymore.”
“I wouldn’t go that far, actually,” Levine said.
When asked what size Aguilera is, the “Voice” coach wisely responded, “I’m keeping my fucking mouth shut.”

“She clearly likes to talk about being comfortable with being a woman and snapping her fingers and doing the whole thing.” So Christina Aguilera’s actually black and that’s why Adam Levine’s afraid of her. Wow, seriously? Racism? In this day and age? Leave it to a Jew.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News

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  1. El Jefe

    Well duh, he is clearly afraid she is going to eat him, I mean look at her, you would too.

  2. Am I the only one who has noticed that her chair groans when it spins around?

  3. Star Droppings

    Looks like a leopard got Lindsay Lohan pregnant.

  4. NewGuy

    It’s sad that I no longer want to put my penis in her vagina.

  5. I’d be afraid she sit on me and smother me to death. That thing has to weigh at least 300 lbs on a good day.

  6. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
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    Christina, Make like a real celebtard and give up the carbs!

  7. Oogidyboogidy

    Fatty fat fat-fat fatty-fatty fat-fat.

  8. Hire a personal trainer, nutritionist even a fucking voice coach to get that weight off!

  9. Joaquin ingles

    What a bitch. And Christina too.

  10. skunk

    if shes comfortable with her size then she wouldnt care if he said what size cloths she wears

    • Mandy

      It’s weird to assume that Levine would even know that. Does he look at the tags on her pants? My husband doesn’t even know what size clothes I wear.

  11. LM

    He’s a gentleman

  12. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    Name
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    heavenly

  13. EricLr

    I’m scared of her and I don’t even live on the same coast.

  14. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    JustHereForTheLaughs
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    Doesn’t she have anyone to tell her how horrifying she looks in those awful black tights??

  15. It ain’t over til the fat lady sings.

  16. mrsmass

    are her legs bowing out because of how fat she is now?

  17. judging you

    So she’s turned into Jessica Simpson and freaking Britney Spears gets the last laugh. Still has a successful music career and a relatively hot body (plus bonus conservatorship). Christina oh how the bitchy have fallen and can’t seem to roll over to get back up.

  18. Oodie

    WTH……two grown men sitting around talking about women’s weight? Who cares what some tarddick like Stern thinks of their weight?

  19. Adam Frawley

    Looks just like the girl who waits on me at Denny’s !

  20. Everybody fears Godzilla!!!

  21. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    shes not fat
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, like 85% of women across the globe are this size or bigger. I think she looks great, and she’s just sick of starving herself. Look at the rest of America, they’re all fat except hollywood from all the drugs they do, plus annorexia with every single female.. End of story!!

  22. mando

    Gentleman indeed

  23. Howard

    All I heard was that his interview was an hour-and-a-half discussion of his cock size, where she shoots his load, and some other boring discussions about his girlfriend.

    And did you hear Howard reveal that NBC is his family now, while SIRIUS is his part-time job? Somebody’s popping pills big time!

  24. Sliver

    Levine is a smug prick. I do applaud his reserve, though, because I know he says much worse shit in private. That’s pretty much it.

  25. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
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    Give her a break–maybe she’s pregnant. Or maybe she just ate a baby…

  26. howard is wrong. she was never hot. she went from being a walking stick with a messed up body. she has a bad case of bowlegs. now her thighs and gut carry mounds of flab.
    she went from a scrawny girl with bowlegs to considerably overweight girl with bowlegs.

  27. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
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    Goofus wears tights no matter how fat she gets, because she thinks she’s still hot. Gallant maintains a trim physique to look good in her tights.

  28. red

    these pics are pretty old, you idiots. and those “the voice” episodes have been taped now for several months. she has been losing weight for her new era/album, stfu. im sure every single one of you are just drop dead gorgeous and thin too -____-

  29. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    Boo
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    Holy thunder thighs!

  30. forrest

    don’t get me wrong.
    he is an enormous *SSHOLE, but I can’t accuse him for that.

    in other words: HE IS R I G H T!!

  31. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    fuckityfuck
    Commented on this photo:

    she has a man ass like kesha

  32. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    josh
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    no ass

  33. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    el
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    what happen to her !

  34. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants Legoland
    MBDJMC
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    She looks fine (as in, “normal & healthy”). Shoes are silly tho.

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