Adam Driver Is Your New Darth Vader Person

So remember how Adam Driver from Girls was supposed to be Nightwing in Batman Vs. Superman? Just kidding. He’s the new Darth Vader guy in Star Wars: Episode VII. (Why didn’t I just say Sith when you know I absolutely know the word? I’m trying to touch a vagina, and never mind, it just ran under the fridge. Goddammit.) Variety reports:

Sources tell Variety that while no deal is done yet, the “Girls” actor is close to signing on to play the villain in J.J. Abrams’ “Star Wars: Episode VII.” Exact details are unknown, but the character is said to be in the vein of iconic “Star Wars” villain Darth Vader.

If you’re assuming this is the part where I joke that Lena Dunham is the new Jabba The Hutt, give me some credit. I’m not a complete asshole.

She’s the six boob lady.

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