There’s A Sequel To ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ With Twerking Butt Aliens

February 12th, 2014 // 26 Comments
Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky 2
WATCH: Buck 22 - 'Achy Breaky 2'

Because ass-themed sequels are in right now, here’s “Achy Breaky 2,” featuring Billy Ray Cyrus and Buck 22 who’s apparently the son of Dionne Warwick in case Billy Ray Cyrus making random black kids carry his fishing gear before being sucked into a spaceship where hot alien bitches twerk like his daughter somehow wasn’t fucked up enough for you. Then again, we are living in a post-RoboCop shooting off dicks world.

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  1. Wow is this terrible. I couldn’t make past about 1:15.

    Excuse me while I go stop the bleeding in my ears.

  2. It’s a good ol’ fashion’ family skank-off!
    Your move, daughter.

  3. JC

    Note to people making music videos: You probably don’t want the first full minute of your video to be nothing but Larry King and some washed-up, one-hit wonder hillbilly going fishing. And you don’t want the rest of the video to be someone rapping–badly–over said hillbilly’s one hit. In fact, you should probably skip the whole thing and just shoot everyone involved in the face, including yourself.

  4. Visible Ink

    What painful music. What delightful girls. This must be the best S&M video I’ve ever seen.

  5. “It happened ’cause I’d rather be lucky than good.”
    Well, congratulations then.

  6. I have this odd feeling that Billy Ray Cyrus has wanted to do this for years, but he didn’t think it would go over well unless he turned his daughter into the world’s most famous skank first.

    Problem is the song still sucks and being a skank only entertains the masses so much before it gets annoying.

    • JC

      I have this odd feeling that Billy Ray Cyrus has wanted to this for years, but everybody had forgotten/stopped caring that he existed.

      Fixed it.

  7. Cock Dr

    AWFUL…even without sound.

  8. Dee

    That was literally the worst song I have ever heard in my entire life…

  9. Haven’t watched the vid, not going to…

    But those chicks are hot!

    A whole new use for electrical tape there :D

  10. Slappy Magoo

    Anyone else find it weird that one of the “dancers” look like Miley?
    Wait…anyone else find it weird that no one finds that weird at all?

  11. JungleRed

    Holy crap! I’m gonna go ahead and cut Miley some slack now.

  12. Wow. It’s even worse than the original. I never thought I’d see the day. I’m going to drink Drano now.

  13. Is there some sort of national award for ‘Most Fucked-up Family?’

    If so, your move, Hogans.

  14. Fuglio

    Is it called “Ride this cash cow till it’s dead”? (I couldn’t watch it.)

  15. MarketingMike

    Where in the Hell did they shoot this video?

  16. Fancy Face

    This is like one of those cheap porn remakes of what a music video would look like. But at the end everyone has badly acted sex. Who the hell is Buck 22 and why did his mother allow him to use her connections to get a “career?”

  17. suitor #4

    he even says “wrecking ball” hahahaha! man this is the equivalent of your dad crashing your teenage party while “busting moves”
    these people are hiiilarious

  18. Billy Ray has been drinking paint thinner again.

  19. Swearin

    I’ve had fever dreams like this before, but less redneck overtones

  20. I think it was pretty good on mute without Billy Ray Cyrus and the rapper.

  21. No, I will not watch this, no. Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus.

  22. SpaceTrash

    Twerking in Space. Is that some kind of furry porno flick?

  23. Dr.J

    Holy. MOther. Of God. Our society is so fucked.

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