Let’s be honest, we’re all a little Superficial. You have a love/hate relationship with celebrity gossip and so do we. The Superficial is here to help you stay on top of your favorite celebrity obsessions. It is not satire, it is not social commentary, it is first impressions without social obligation. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is the truth of our generation.
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of people as much as possible.
I’m an adult with a real job who spends his time at work talking about what kind of poop Kim Kardashian makes. My favorite color is green. I have a cat named Vanessa Carlton. My left hand is a little bigger than my right, but only I notice it. I like to play board games, and I enjoy listening to disco music in the shower. I call blueberries “sweet beans” and pistachios “wood clams.” I cry before sex. I cry during sex. I cry after- let’s just say I cry a lot. If you’re interested in going on a date with me and live in the continental United States, please message me on MySpace and we’ll chat..