Abigail Ratchford Is Actually Topless

As a licensed blogtographer of tittology – *adds to LinkedIn profile* – I can safely say that every time we’ve posted Abigail Ratchford “topless,” you’ve never once seen her nipples, which remarkably hasn’t ended in one of you driving to my house and putting me down in front of my neighbors like the rabid clickbait dog I am. (Seriously, I’d have it coming.) However, that all changes today because here she is legitimately topless for her official 2016 calendar, and now I know how those Nazis felt at the end of Raiders of The Lost Ark. The ones with the erections. Why? What did you think I was talking about?

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