Abigail Ratchford Will Comfort You Now

May 23rd, 2014 // 25 Comments

Alright, folks, it’s a Friday when a major summer blockbuster releases, so we already mentally checked out yesterday. But to keep you company, here’s Abigail Ratchford – who can’t possibly be from Pennsylvania, there’s no fucking way – along with a new Honest Trailer, Clueless Gamer, and this week’s edition of The Most Important People on The Internet which is either already hovering above this post or about to be once I stop seeing visions of naked, blue Jennifer Lawrence and burritos. Be good, and no fighting with your sister.

X-Men Trilogy: Honest Trailer

 

Clueless Gamer: Watch Dogs

(I thought for sure this game would make buy a PS4 next week, but this shit looks like Grand Theft Smartphone. A game I never finished, by the way, because- wait, what’s that shiny thing?! WHEE!)

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  1. See Kim, you can have big tits without a gigantic ass.

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    Anngry Beaver
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    Hommina hommina hommina splat

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    She is starting to grow on me. Love those tits.

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    Pickle Nose
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    Seriously, can The Superficial just become an Abigail Ratchford pic blog? Honestly, we are wasting out time with all the “humorous” posts and Prince Charles pics. Also why does every TCWM post have an obligatory pic of Mario Lopez? Who cares about him? Sorry, I got off topic, point being, I want to make the sex with Abigail Ratchford.

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    I asked yesterday for more Ratchford pics for more clicks for Fish… and Photo Boy listen!

    The Superficial: way more effective than the VA!

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    Damn… Damn… DAMN.

  7. Of course she’s not from Pennsylvania… she sprang fully-formed from my dreams. And I do mean fully-formed. Yowza!

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    … And, just like that, Kate Upton lost her crown as the reigning boob queen!

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    Though she’s quite hot, there’s a certain Stodden-ish look to her that unnerves me a bit.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …dude, thank you …i was’nt going with the stodden angle, but, i was definitely wondering if i was the only who thought there was something just a little off – like “uncany valley” – about that face… (but, yes; she’s kinda ridiculously hot)

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    I will not lie as I would motorboat those titties with my penis very happily. But I foresee major back problems for the DDs even in 10 years time. Really disappointing as she would still be fine in her 40′s but she’s not going to be known for anything except for the pair.

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    Lil
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    Hahaha. You guys know that she’s an escort, right? Look her up on thedirty

    • Do they perhaps have a number to acquire her services?

      Asking for a friend.

      • Lil

        Haha. I’d ask the photographer Photo Boy got the pics from. Btw, fish, you got a plug on their site(screenshot) cuz people were shocked that the escort had finally become famous, and was being posted on a legit site.

  12. fishdick

    Shes nothing but a dirty whore.

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    slayer
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    please tell me this is photoshopped haha fuck

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    slayer
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    i hate this outfit

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    slayer
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    ….yum

  16. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Nik, there is a model from Scranton, PA. named Abigail Ratchford. Here is the complete low down and all the lies exposed. She states she is hard working and a true model. The truth is she has a boyfriend named James Peperno that is 20+ years older then her who she uses for money and he uses as a trophy sl*t. She’s got enormous breast implants they look ridiculous to attract attention of older rich men at a bar she worked at and landed the weasel James Peperno. She wants to be another Facebook, Twitter self proclaimed model and he is trying to pay her way. She claims she works and works hard – Truth she states this in posts and in interviews, she doesn’t have a job and sleeps till noon, which she boasts about her sleeping habits on twitter, her sugar daddy boyfriend supports her. She claims she works out hard and diets properly – Truth she is a very thick girl, she tries to starve herself with lemon aid detoxes for weeks at a time, doesn’t workout and makes photographers photoshop the hell out of her. She claims she is moving to LA, truth she has been stating this since early Spring, its a lie, her boyfriend has federal charges against him and can’t leave the area. Her twitter info and facebook info all read heading to LA, she even posted about getting an interior decorator and had pics posted of her packing her stuff to move, maybe she should be an actress. Please expose this crazy ass b*tch.

  17. Jamieson

    Pretty sure’s an escort TheDirty.com has exposed her.

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