Abigail Ratchford > The Kardashians

We joke a lot about Kylie Jenner doing way more Internet than Kim Kardashian because it helps us stave off crippling depression about our life’s work, but even more uplifting is the fun fact that Abigail Ratchford smokes the entire family (when they’re not naked). So here she is in “Waking Up With Abigail Ratchford” for Zoo, which will do way more SEO than the Kardashians, and according to my pants, is apparently all I needed here because I’m a goddamn thrill ride. *flexes* You must be this tall to enter!

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