I’m not familiar with Abi Titmuss, but her name manages to make me giggle everytime I read it. She seems to be pretty big in Britain, and even has her very own sex tape. This would probably be of more interest to me if I didn’t think she was an ugly whale of a woman. Seriously, she’s not my type at all. Maybe if she dropped 30 lbs and got facial recontruction I’d consider calling her attractive, instead of my current nickname for her, Miss Disgusting.