Last year, a report surfaced alleging fashion houses were strategically gifting Snooki items from competitors in the name of covert branding sabotage. This year, Abercrombie & Fitch has apparently decided to say “Fuck all that,” and issued a press release letting everyone know they’ll pay The Situation – and the entire cast if they have to – to stop wearing its shit. E! News reports:
“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image,” a rep for the clothier said. “We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”
Fans, customers, same thing. In any case, while the Sitch is the only one who got the formal namecheck in the statement, A&F hasn’t singled him out, and in fact offered the same payment to the entirety of the housemates.
“We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and we are urgently waiting a response.”
I rank the creation of Jersey Shore right up there with the AIDS virus, but this has to be the most sniffing-your-own-farts, elitist horseshit I’ve ever read in my life: “This association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand.” You sell over-priced T-shirts to teenagers at the fucking mall. Getting asses into your store should be your top priority, not ragging on Jersey Shore. That’s what I’m here for, and believe me, I’ve got it covered. You just stick to turning America’s youth into vapid, materialistic assholes. Also, this way we’ll both have customers and don’t have to go back to sucking dick. I don’t want to suck more dick.
Glossary:
sucking dick v. working at Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill & Bar, and yes, they call it “Grill & Bar” instead of “Bar & Grill” because Christian America is afraid of alcohol, true story
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I’ve seen the wasted heroin-looking slackoids who wear those clothes. Abby & B*tch need to get over themselves.
So A&F obviously said this to remind people they’re still in business. I had no idea that people still wore A&F. Next you’re going to tell me that Girbaud’s are making a comeback.
Girbaud’s! Ha!
I got fired from AB&F in college.
I forgot to tell management I was going on lunch break – they used to frisk us before we exited the store. I fucking hated that place,
that’s weird…seems like a good place for you.
This is why America should be able to vote on air strikes, one per day, to handle situations like this.
A&F has always been just ropa usada for rich kids and douches. Now, are we to believe it’s just for rich kids?
WTF ??? The cast of Jersey Shore has been asked to stop wearing Abercrombie & Fitch clothing???
One must ask … What exactly is Abercrombie & Fitch clothing???
Abercrombie & Fitch clothing is marketed to the FUCKTARD MALL RATS (in Mahnattan, the SOHO and 5th AVE FUCKTARD TOURISTS) who are stupid “over-consumers” that think they can buy fame and happiness by wearing a label and pretending to be someone or something that they are NOT.
Seems to me the Jersy Shore crew are perfect representations of the brand.
Are those real people? I mean do creatures like these really exist in the US and how common are those?
wow those hmm mm hmm leeegs
she got some thick ass legs to go with her thick brain
Hello. We are Abercrombie & Fitch. And we can’t have anyone of color wearing our clothes, even if that color is tan.
The very idea! Next thing you know, FAT kids will try and shop there. My word!
lol
That’s right, Sitch. Save Abercrombie for the Axe wearing homos in Central Pennsylvania.
“Inside are the most pathetic people in the city with nothing to live for. It’s like Applebee’s with a bar. Oh wait, Applebee’s has a bar! It’s like Applebee’s.” — Roger the Alien
deena is by far the ugliest, fattest, grossest and most obnoxious of them all.. why did they have to add her??
Abercrombie & Fitch only have themselves to blame. All of their store reek of date rape, so it was only natural the Jersey Shore cast gravitated to it. They can smell their own.
“Reek of date rape”…. Haha.
Move: Nuremberg Ball-Guard
Last.
I’d pay her to stop wearing clothing.
Someone got a key endorsement for her pickle spears.
Doesn’t she have a bridge to guard?
OMG i laughed so hard at ur comment!!
Deena?? her name is way too much for her. Her name should be “OOF” or just “fat”
What a troll.
The Situation is a wise man, Getting Abercrombie & Fitch in this position is the smartest thing he could do. He’s right where he wants to be! Getting them to pay him for the privilege was icing on the cake – a real stroke of genius. He’ll be back on top in an instant, you’ll see!
Wait a minute, it’s NOT Lie-Like-A-Crackhead day… fuk no
Oops. Don’t fuck with the Sitch.
Abercrombie & Fitch Company (NYSE: ANF) Change: Down 6.15 (8.66%) Today
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fruckin douche bag
family of 10 could eat off just her thighs for a week
asshole looks like dean graziosi
any way you slice it, it still comes up herpes
dumb ass boots though
and then I push my nutbag to the side like this so I can put the valtrex cream on.
waht the FUK does anyone see in this dip shit?
This just in…douchebag-targeted clothier says, “hey douchebags, stop wearing our clothes!”
Can she even FIT in to Fitch clothing?
Umm… they had a shirt called the Fitchuation…. This is totally a PR stunt…
holy sweet jebus wtf my eyes, help
mamma
Abercrombie & Fitch really need to get over themselves. They are and have always been the beach-down version of brands like Ed Hardy.
They should just accept their target audience instead of pretending that they are better.
Arrogant losers.
Why can’t we use them and the Kardashians for SEAL Team and sniper training?
please someone start a facebook/page-twitter acount something!!! we need to pull the alarm- the gorillas are takin over the world!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP
gross weird looking belly button from cheap poorly performed tummy tuck. that is all
proof that she has had way too many blue drinks
i cant stand this fuckn tool. hes the male version of a butter face. fugly ass mother fucker.
CLASSY…………
why are these people famous again?