Abercrombie & Fitch Wants to Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Its Clothes

August 17th, 2011 // 122 Comments

Last year, a report surfaced alleging fashion houses were strategically gifting Snooki items from competitors in the name of covert branding sabotage. This year, Abercrombie & Fitch has apparently decided to say “Fuck all that,” and issued a press release letting everyone know they’ll pay The Situation – and the entire cast if they have to – to stop wearing its shit. E! News reports:

“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image,” a rep for the clothier said. “We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”
Fans, customers, same thing. In any case, while the Sitch is the only one who got the formal namecheck in the statement, A&F hasn’t singled him out, and in fact offered the same payment to the entirety of the housemates.
“We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and we are urgently waiting a response.”

I rank the creation of Jersey Shore right up there with the AIDS virus, but this has to be the most sniffing-your-own-farts, elitist horseshit I’ve ever read in my life: “This association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand.” You sell over-priced T-shirts to teenagers at the fucking mall. Getting asses into your store should be your top priority, not ragging on Jersey Shore. That’s what I’m here for, and believe me, I’ve got it covered. You just stick to turning America’s youth into vapid, materialistic assholes. Also, this way we’ll both have customers and don’t have to go back to sucking dick. I don’t want to suck more dick.

Glossary:

sucking dick v. working at Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill & Bar, and yes, they call it “Grill & Bar” instead of “Bar & Grill” because Christian America is afraid of alcohol, true story

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. If sense were common...

    I’ve seen the wasted heroin-looking slackoids who wear those clothes. Abby & B*tch need to get over themselves.

  2. kimmykimkim

    So A&F obviously said this to remind people they’re still in business. I had no idea that people still wore A&F. Next you’re going to tell me that Girbaud’s are making a comeback.

  3. Deacon Jones

    I got fired from AB&F in college.

    I forgot to tell management I was going on lunch break – they used to frisk us before we exited the store. I fucking hated that place,

  4. Disco Dave

    This is why America should be able to vote on air strikes, one per day, to handle situations like this.

  5. A&F has always been just ropa usada for rich kids and douches. Now, are we to believe it’s just for rich kids?

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    NYC I Banker
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    WTF ??? The cast of Jersey Shore has been asked to stop wearing Abercrombie & Fitch clothing???

    One must ask … What exactly is Abercrombie & Fitch clothing???

    Abercrombie & Fitch clothing is marketed to the FUCKTARD MALL RATS (in Mahnattan, the SOHO and 5th AVE FUCKTARD TOURISTS) who are stupid “over-consumers” that think they can buy fame and happiness by wearing a label and pretending to be someone or something that they are NOT.

    Seems to me the Jersy Shore crew are perfect representations of the brand.

  7. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Are those real people? I mean do creatures like these really exist in the US and how common are those?

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    wow those hmm mm hmm leeegs

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    NYC I Banker
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    she got some thick ass legs to go with her thick brain

  10. Cher X

    Hello. We are Abercrombie & Fitch. And we can’t have anyone of color wearing our clothes, even if that color is tan.

    The very idea! Next thing you know, FAT kids will try and shop there. My word!

  11. Marceelf

    That’s right, Sitch. Save Abercrombie for the Axe wearing homos in Central Pennsylvania.

  12. TomFrank

    “Inside are the most pathetic people in the city with nothing to live for. It’s like Applebee’s with a bar. Oh wait, Applebee’s has a bar! It’s like Applebee’s.” — Roger the Alien

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    derp
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    deena is by far the ugliest, fattest, grossest and most obnoxious of them all.. why did they have to add her??

  14. Wes C. Addle

    Abercrombie & Fitch only have themselves to blame. All of their store reek of date rape, so it was only natural the Jersey Shore cast gravitated to it. They can smell their own.

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    TomFrank
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    Move: Nuremberg Ball-Guard

  16. rican

    Last.

  17. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
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    I’d pay her to stop wearing clothing.

  18. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
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    Someone got a key endorsement for her pickle spears.

  19. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
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    Doesn’t she have a bridge to guard?

  20. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    javi
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    Deena?? her name is way too much for her. Her name should be “OOF” or just “fat”

  21. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
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    What a troll.

  22. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    The Situation is a wise man, Getting Abercrombie & Fitch in this position is the smartest thing he could do. He’s right where he wants to be! Getting them to pay him for the privilege was icing on the cake – a real stroke of genius. He’ll be back on top in an instant, you’ll see!
    Wait a minute, it’s NOT Lie-Like-A-Crackhead day… fuk no

  23. dcinsider

    Oops. Don’t fuck with the Sitch.
    Abercrombie & Fitch Company (NYSE: ANF) Change: Down 6.15 (8.66%) Today

    http://www.google.com/finance?q=ANF

  24. cousin it

    fruckin douche bag

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    cousin it
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    family of 10 could eat off just her thighs for a week

  26. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    cousin it
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    asshole looks like dean graziosi

  27. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    cousin it
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    any way you slice it, it still comes up herpes

  28. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    cousin it
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    dumb ass boots though

  29. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    cousin it
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    and then I push my nutbag to the side like this so I can put the valtrex cream on.

  30. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    cousin it
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    waht the FUK does anyone see in this dip shit?

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    Zyklon B
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    This just in…douchebag-targeted clothier says, “hey douchebags, stop wearing our clothes!”

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    blonde
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    Can she even FIT in to Fitch clothing?

  33. jess

    Umm… they had a shirt called the Fitchuation…. This is totally a PR stunt…

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    bernard
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    holy sweet jebus wtf my eyes, help
    mamma

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    Dali
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    Abercrombie & Fitch really need to get over themselves. They are and have always been the beach-down version of brands like Ed Hardy.

    They should just accept their target audience instead of pretending that they are better.

    Arrogant losers.

  36. Venom

    Why can’t we use them and the Kardashians for SEAL Team and sniper training?

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    kikki
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    please someone start a facebook/page-twitter acount something!!! we need to pull the alarm- the gorillas are takin over the world!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP

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    le teacher
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    gross weird looking belly button from cheap poorly performed tummy tuck. that is all

  39. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    le teacher
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    proof that she has had way too many blue drinks

  40. i cant stand this fuckn tool. hes the male version of a butter face. fugly ass mother fucker.

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    nikita
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    CLASSY…………

  42. Jersey Shore Cast Abercrombie & Fitch
    nikita
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    why are these people famous again?

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