Those Are Abbie Cornish’s Nipples

February 11th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Everyone enjoy Thor‘s muscles rippling through his shirt, almost as if they’re calling your name to cover them in delicious cinnamon and papas fritas? Perfect. Now back to boobs. Here’s Abbie Cornish wearing a see-through dress to the Hollywood premiere of RoboCop last night. Which you’d assume wouldn’t warrant a whole post because who the fuck’s Abbie Cornish? But then you’d be forgetting that I somehow get paid to sit here playing “Nipple, Nipple, Where’s The Nipple?” I think my real dad’s the devil.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Abbie Cornish Nipples Butt See Through Dress Robocop LA Premiere
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Also notable are the lack of panties or bush. And playing “Where’s the nipple” all day doesn’t make you the son of Satan. It makes you a noble public servant.

  2. I thought Abbie Cornish was an NPR journalist, no?

  3. I’m calling out Fish on his obvious lie – both you and Photo Boy are well known to be obsess with Reese Witherspoon, which makes it IMPOSSIBLE for you to not know THE HARLOT who broke up her marriage to that Phillipe fellow.

    LIES… made by a LIAR… on a BOOB SITE?!? HOW DARE YOU, SIR!!!!

  4. That headline was serious clickbait until I remembered I could just fast forward to the cemetery shootout scene in Seven Psychopaths for maximum Cornish Nipple.

  5. lawn

    For everyone’s information, Abbie Cornish is an Australian actress whose main claim to fame seems to be that’s she’s unbelievably luscious.

  6. anonym

    click bait. i can’t see shit

  7. Abbie Cornish Nipples Butt See Through Dress Robocop LA Premiere
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    She is not the typical Hollywood beauty, but, there is something very attractive about her…perhaps her mannerism/acting. She needs better movie roles.

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    The Pope
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    Cornish nipples sound classy, but they’re basically the same thing as normal nipples.

  9. Urbanspaceman

    Maybe not the worst fake rack in the Ent-Biz but it’s still pretty bad.

  10. All I know about Abbie Cornish is that she’s the home-wrecker that ruined Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe’s marriage.

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    Johnny Barbells
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    …she’s what maggie gyllenhaal would look like if maggie gyllenhaal did’nt always look like a retired boxer punched her repeatedly in the face last week. (or maybe a less down-syndromey drew barrymore)

  12. I just can’t see a damn thing wrong with this woman. Pretty face, nice rack (and I believe they’re real), lovely bottom, and I will just assume she has great legs, too.

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