Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche – who previously dated his brother Nick – after proposing to her Saturday in Las Vegas while they were onstage in front of 200 people during the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort.
“I’m very excited about it,” Peniche tells People. “Aaron is the most genuine person I know. He’s kind, loving, and I love him so much. I don’t remember it happening. It was such a blur,” says Peniche about the surprise proposal. “I had no idea he was going to do this, but I’m glad he did.”
Call me a prude but I don’t think I’d ever marry somebody knowing my brother has already screwed them. Then again I’d also never ‘frost my tips’ or sing pop ballads to 12-year-old girls. I would, however, talk like a pirate today. All day. Because that just makes sense. Yarr!
Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 6:50 am
Didn’t he date Paris?
She’s gonna get the herp, it’s a shame to cause she’s cute……………..
marksgirl | September 19, 2006 at 6:51 am
Nobody get too excited. This “engagement” should last about 5 minutes.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 6:51 am
Yea, saying things like “Does my brother do it like THIS???” kind of grosses me out. And every time my brother would look at her, even innocently, I’d wanna kick him in the dick.
marksgirl | September 19, 2006 at 6:53 am
I smell a reality show. And a schorching case of herpes.
Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 6:54 am
too*
Did I say cute, sorry, only glanced at the picture. And it was his brother, huh? Then he is gonna get a sexually transmitted disease from her that came from his brother, which is a lot funnier………
biatcho | September 19, 2006 at 6:58 am
not off to a good start if the drunken whore can’t even remember the proposal happening. Good luck you crazy kids! Hope you know good divorce lawyers.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 6:59 am
Aaron – do not listen to what your public relations people tell you. It is OK to be gay. Embrace your inner ‘mo’.
PS – as a general rule I try to NEVER sleep with a chick that my brother has slept with. That is just nasty.
PPS – I would pound that chick like a rusty nail through a hardwood board. And by that, I mean that I would have enormous amounts of naughty monkey love with her. Continuously.
Tracie | September 19, 2006 at 7:01 am
Is he some f*cked up born-again Christian or something? I mean, what’s wrong with screwing the sh*t out of her ’til you get bored? You’re 18, dude! And this is the kid that Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff were feuding over. Guess he’s into sloppy seconds.
Wampoon.com | September 19, 2006 at 7:01 am
Playboy Comedy Tour? Sounds Funny.
http://www.wampoon.com
Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 7:01 am
Aaron Carter = K-Fed Jr?
Who is the Wiggiest?
Only YOU can decide!
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 7:02 am
#7 – I just saw some of her Playboy pics. I’d hit that like Tyson on a speed bag. Fuck that, I might even bite her ear off if she plays her cards right.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 7:04 am
@8 – It’s OK to say Fucked and Shit on the fish. We’re all (mostly) grown-ups.
See look: Fucked Shit.
And you are right, nobody who is 18 shoulg get married EVER. The only exception to that rule is: There is no exception to the rule. Get married at 18 and your in for some real fucked shit.
See?
: )
alaskanchicsickle | September 19, 2006 at 7:07 am
She kind of looks like that actress from Scrubs. Not that that’s relevant.
I think Hollywood is just trying to keep their diseases to themselves, that’s thoughtful.
jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 7:08 am
She thinks the proposal was a blur? Ha! Wait til you see how fast this marriage ends — will bring a whole new meaning to the word blur. Ultra-blur? Blur to the Nth power?
Talk Nerdy To Me | September 19, 2006 at 7:09 am
I expect this to last about as long as Talan from Laguna Beach and Kim Stewart’s engagement.
reflight | September 19, 2006 at 7:13 am
I’ll bet she can really tell a joke though, huh? Yep, a sense of humor is really important to a lasting relationship. It really is. If you can’t laugh with your mate, then the magic just isn’t there.
Oh fuck it, just bend over.
krisdylee | September 19, 2006 at 7:14 am
F*uck, Ferr*t, I th*ink it’s a blast to t*pe like th*s….
Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 7:18 am
That’s hot. : )
reflight | September 19, 2006 at 7:20 am
Check out her Playboy spread and you’ll say hmmm, very nice.
Then imagine a Carter on each tit.
Meh.
jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 7:22 am
who is he again?
reflight | September 19, 2006 at 7:26 am
Just another member of the Orlando boy band cartel. He’s only a member by blood, although he did have a brief popularity a few years back. My daughter had one of his albums at one point, but we have since had an intervention.
Praz | September 19, 2006 at 7:27 am
is that leah reimi from king of queens
CelebSlam.com | September 19, 2006 at 7:40 am
Aaron Carter is teh ghey
http://www.celebslam.com
commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 7:42 am
“Playboy Comedy Tour”? Does that mean the Playmates get on stage and say shit like, “I’m just doing this to pay my way through college” and “looks aren’t important, it’s what’s inside that counts”? Oh, and then the “I want to change the world through naked pictures”.
That’s comedy, folks. (Though there’s nothing wrong with naked pictures, I’m a big fan of nakedness.)
commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 7:44 am
One more thing: fucking brothers is a bad idea. Fucking them at the same time and fucking them at different times; still bad. Guys don’t get past that shit. Peace offerings like a night with your sister won’t fix it, either.
Superevil | September 19, 2006 at 7:45 am
He grew up to be one ugly motherfucker.
flamarkel | September 19, 2006 at 7:47 am
She has a bit of a wolverine look, at least in this photo. Granted, in the wolverine world, she probably would be considered cute. But …
SweetPeazy | September 19, 2006 at 8:03 am
#13:
She looks like she’s Kristin Cavallari’s sister…
James | September 19, 2006 at 8:15 am
Yet another musician idiot to marry a whore. Next.
James | September 19, 2006 at 8:20 am
324, Bullseye, all these airheaded little bitches use the same cliche excuse for whoring themselves out. Paying for college or save the world. The #1 bullshit excuse is looks don’t matter, reality is yes they do matter. The miss america chicks and these whores must be reading from the same book. How to whore yourself your way through life with empty noble causes.
ToiletDuck | September 19, 2006 at 8:33 am
Why don’t the three of them just sleep together and get it over with? How weird, fucking the same gash your brother’s dick just went in and out of…
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 19, 2006 at 8:38 am
This chick was a former Miss Teen USA that posed naked in Playboy. She’s just “dating” him for publicity. According to no less an authority than Perez Hilton, Queen Faggot of Hollyweird, Aaron Carter is about as gay as they come. Ms. Peniche is just taking the latest way to success in the entertainment biz, a trail perfected by one with as poor a grasp of English as Penelope Cruz. Namely, acting the part of “beard”. Congrats to the happy couple, I’m sure there will be lots of hetero sex and happy children in their future.
Star Maker Machinery | September 19, 2006 at 8:39 am
I always thought he was a huge flamer.
Amy3000 | September 19, 2006 at 8:42 am
Don’t worry about this “Engagement”, he only just entered puberty after all….I figure that he’ll wise up around the time his second testicle drops!
S.P.F.R.S. | September 19, 2006 at 9:23 am
Her last name is a variation of “Penis”; that is why he is marrying here.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 9:24 am
Imagine if the Carter boys had the unfortunate luck to cross swords? I mean, it would happen when they were tag-teaming on some transvestite, but it would still be kinda awkward.
nicholelibra | September 19, 2006 at 9:27 am
Talk about settling for sloppy seconds.
wendy718 | September 19, 2006 at 9:31 am
I smell a publicity stunt!
Is this a new six dregrees to Herpes game?
Kari Ann Peniche who is now enaged to Aaron Carter (who also dated Lindsay “Firecrotch” Lohan), after she screwed his brother Nick, who dated Paris Hilton who has herpes and who has also fucked the entire world…..
I can go on forever.
I think its creepy that Aaron gets Nick’s sloppy seconds but on the bright side he was smart enough not to get involved with Parisite.
PS: Kari Ann is one hot piece of ass!
edb87 | September 19, 2006 at 9:32 am
Playboy Comedy Tour? Is that anything like a “NASCAR World Sophistication and Caviar Testing Tour” or a “Raising Your Children Class” taught by Britney Spears?
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
Spindoc | September 19, 2006 at 9:33 am
In every picture of that guy I can’t tell if he has the worlds largest Adam’s Apple or if that is Hillary Duff’s Hymen still lodged in his throat.
Sheva | September 19, 2006 at 9:53 am
Hmm what’s worse, she’s the beard for the homo or she’s being passed around by the family?
Shoot, I wouldn’t even date a girl who dated a friend.
Even when the girl wanted to buy me a drink and later the friend said I should have let her.
Hey, but that’s just me. Guess I should revisit all the girls my brother dated now. As long as she yells out the same last name, it’s cool right?
Jackson | September 19, 2006 at 10:41 am
Well when you are asked to marry someone in front of 200 people by a pop-star’s little brother what do you think she would say?
Yeah she’s probably pissed about it all. And if I were the Carter kid I’d have waited until I got a few more pubes and found me a real Playmate, this chick is nothing compared to some of the other Playmates out there.
andrewthezeppo | September 19, 2006 at 10:41 am
Am I the only one who cares more about “national talk like a pirate day” than this story? Because I watched that eppisode of Wife Swap last night with the family who invented “national talk like a pirate day” and it was about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 10:53 am
@43
I saw about half of that! Hysterical!
I find those eye patches strangely erotic.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 10:58 am
#43 – I enjoying giving pirate eye, but that’s a whole different story, matey.
commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 11:04 am
#45
How’s the peg leg, though?
lisad71 | September 19, 2006 at 11:06 am
Paris did Nick, Nick does this ho, the ho does Aaron, Aaron did Firecrotch. So does that mean Paris did Firecrotch?
Cambry | September 19, 2006 at 11:08 am
@43 God that was some funny ass shit. Did anyone else think the oldest daughter looked like an ugly version of Juliette Lewis. Which is hard to pull off! Because Juliette Lewis looks like an ugly version of Juliette Lewis.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 11:08 am
My high school football team was called the Peg Legs actually. We mostly just picked on them. I never realized how appropriate the name was until I started walking with a limp, and had to switch from briefs to boxers and baggy pants.
Oh I do love making ye scurvy bitches walk me plank. ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 11:17 am
Has it been a whole year since the last Talk Like a Pirate Day? How time flies, me hardies.