Aaron Carter chickens out of marriage

In the surprise of the century, 18-year-old Aaron Carter has called off his engagement to his older brother’s ex, 22-year-old Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche, just a week after proposing to her in Las Vegas. Aaron says:

“I got caught up in the moment and proposed. I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet.”

Not ready for marriage? I’m not even sure if he’s ready for big boy underwear. I saw him at McDonalds the other day and I’m pretty sure he ordered a Happy Meal with – and I believe these were his exact words – “extra happy.”