Officers arrested Aaron Carter, Backstreet Boy’s Nick Carter’s little brother and Lindsay Lohan’s ex, last night in Texas for speeding and possession of marijuana. The former annoying child music star was forced to spend the night in jail and, God willing, was corn-holed. Star reports:
“After he was stopped, his car was searched and some marijuana – less than two ounces – was found in the vehicle,” Kimble County Sheriff Michael Chapman told Star. “Mr. Carter was placed under arrest and charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana and speeding. His car was impounded.”
I had no idea Aaron Carter was still alive. What is he even doing with himself? He can’t legitimately pass himself off anymore as the funky fresh 13-year-old who just wants to hold your hand. But, judging by his appearance, Aaron seems to have found his true calling in life: being that stoner guy who wants to get you high and hopefully touch a boob – or get a pizza. Whatever. Either way, he’s telling his friends at the drum circle you did it in a kayak.
cc | February 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm
gay
first
moka | February 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm
moka rules
The Office Whore | February 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm
very manly highlights!! Good choice stud muffin..
spiritkittykat | February 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm
He looks like a retarded Scott Baio that fell on a bucket of highlights and bleach! I concur…GAY!
NastyBedazzler | February 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Why did they search his car for speeding? Sounds like bullshit to me.
Me! | February 22, 2008 at 1:41 pm
He looks like he’s 40! I bet he’s doing meth. Have you seen those mug shots where the look young and then they get busted for meth a year later and they look like hell? That’s what he looks like.
Auntie Kryst | February 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Some marijuana, less than two ounces? Fuck that shit, sounds like a lot to me. Aaron hook me up brah!
scorp69 | February 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm
He was searched because he was pulled over in JUNCTION, TEXAS. There is absolutely NOTHING going on in Junction. They simply had nothing better to do. I’ve known a couple of people who have gotten pulled over for speeding going through there. I had to drive there myself to pick up one of them!
scorp69 | February 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm
He was searched because he was pulled over in JUNCTION, TEXAS. There is absolutely NOTHING going on in Junction. They simply had nothing better to do. I’ve known a couple of people who have gotten pulled over for speeding going through there. I had to drive there myself to pick up one of them!
The Office Whore | February 22, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Pot? I’m actually impressed. This is the type of guy you would think would get busted for sticking his wanker in a hole in a public bathroom..
MedGirl | February 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Jewish first name, arab features, and the hair … er… I don’t know…
Sambo the Ass Pirate | February 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm
i bet Aaron would like some candy…
jenkins | February 22, 2008 at 1:49 pm
LOL, I can’t believe no one has made a Charles in Charge joke….he looks like Scott Baio. LMAO…..or, um, wait….shit, I guess maybe I am lame for even mentioning Scott Baio.
FL Cracker | February 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Drop his punk ass off in the cane fields of Belle Glade with a machete and no clothes. That’s what they did to us back in the day. Plus they kept our weed. Cops were pricks back then.
Hollywoodaholic | February 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Shaggy! Ruh-ro.
Kingsley Amis | February 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
He’s not just any kind of douche; he’s a boring douche.
By the way, bad news #13: #4 already compared this douche to Chachi.
Beav | February 22, 2008 at 2:01 pm
What a fag.
FRIST!!! | February 22, 2008 at 2:01 pm
#5 maybe he just got done hotboxing..
Joe C | February 22, 2008 at 2:05 pm
He is starting to look like Anthony Kedis and Iggy Pop had a spawn and dipped it fag juice.
Tapeworm | February 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Holy shit what a queer. The turned up collar screams “I’m a fucking toolbox”. The tats say “I’m a douche, what are you?” And that fucking moptop/bowlcut is straight outta Fagland.
Don’t even get me started on how the fucking lame facial hair makes his fucking face look like a homeless woman’s groin…..
HuckyDucky | February 22, 2008 at 2:12 pm
BOOOOOOORRRRRRINNNNNNNGGGGGGG.
Ruby | February 22, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Aaaaaaaah!!! Don’t look into his eyes, DO NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES!! *runs away screaming*
Racer X | February 22, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Ghey!
H.A.L.9000 | February 22, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Jinkies. He needs a Scooby Snack.
roastbeef | February 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Look how dialted his pupils are!
Heroiny | February 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm
This story has “Deliverance” written all over it.
Jimbo | February 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm
#10 I’ve done that before. You never know whos sucking from the other side. But does it really matter?
Ript1&0 | February 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm
It’s a sad day in this country when a person gets busted for pot, when clearly this is not the problem.
Yes, arrest for the facial hair, the head hair, and that fucking blinding shirt instead. One can see that pot is not to blame here, the shirt itself indicates that there is a much larger problem.
No self repecting pothead would buy a shirt they themselves can’t even stomach looking at. (Tie-dye not included).
Kirk | February 22, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I think we used to beat up douchebags like him in High School.
I’m not sure, but I think…
Tickle | February 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm
He is SOOOOOOOOOO GROSS!!!! YUK!
Tickle | February 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
He is SOOOOOOOOOO GROSS!!!! YUK!
Why was he in Junction, Texas?????
23apples | February 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Ugly, white trash, crooked nosed boy who dated everyone’s favorite skeleton horse-face Hilary Duff. Wow, what a special child those two could have together.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 22, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I call shenanigans. Even bored cops in Junction Texas won’t do all that for less than 2 ounces. I’m willing to bet he played the “don’t you know who I am” card. Exhibiting an amazing amount of douchebaginess will usually get your ass thrown in jail.
23apples | February 22, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Wait, so did anyone check out the sweet bling he’s got on in picture #3? I totally need one right now.
RENEE... | February 22, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Thats a rough face for a 21 year old….is he related to Lindsay Lohan or something? Anyways, he’s got the face of someone who started smoking the wacky tabacky real early on in life…and never stopped. I’d say he was a daily stoner by the ripe old age of 9. He’s just lucky he didn’t get caught w/ more weed when he got pulled over. And his face reminds me of someone else who’s famous, but I can’t quite put my finger on it…maybe some famous singer or something??? hmmmm
Handcock | February 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm
who cares? just alittle herb
Pegasus | February 22, 2008 at 3:26 pm
wow he looks like a major druggie in these pics ….he looks older than Nick
sharpeidude | February 22, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Oh yeah, you can bet the rent money this little bitch in the photo was buttfucked hard courtesy of Tyrone and Hector! I’m mean….just look at the little “fresh fish” motherfucker. Shit….you can bet his fellow inmates hit that ass like it belonged to a Supermodel!
grif | February 22, 2008 at 5:05 pm
looks like vanilla ice
Dick Richards | February 22, 2008 at 5:11 pm
‘. . . And god willing, cornholed.’ That’s priceless! Ha-Ha!
It’s amazing to think that Aaron Carter has fucked countless underage girls. What-a shameful story to tell your children: ‘Yeah, when mommy was sixteen she slept with Aaron Carter.’
I heard that Frist fucked this kid.
Nanotyrnns | February 22, 2008 at 5:16 pm
He’s soooooooo going to be the next celeb to show up on those Proactiv pimple infomercials.
Veroonica | February 22, 2008 at 5:42 pm
It’s pretty fucking pitiful when you say someone hasn’t “aged well” and they are barely 21. I don’t even want to think about what this fag is going to look like at forty. Crypt keeper!
The Beer Baron | February 22, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Nice acne, douche. Oh, Lloyd Christmas called, he wants his hair back.
chloebelly | February 22, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Those pupils…..I can’t stop staring at them….
crazy otto | February 22, 2008 at 8:23 pm
….everyone knows AC gots some kind buds
MiJo | February 22, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Did a blind man with hedge clippers cut his hair?
Dorito Man | February 22, 2008 at 8:54 pm
What does this little poof do for a living?
anbmeeh | February 22, 2008 at 9:15 pm
he is very cool. I have seen his photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Manywo men winked at him there.
Onyx Blackman | February 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm
It’s called Proactiv, holmes. Look it up on the Google.
Ms. Morals | February 22, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I wonder what alot of you people posting here look like? You need to stop with your insults! He is just a young person in the world trying to find his way. He is going to make quite a few misatakes before he turns fifty. Why don’t most of you take a long look at yourselves and STOP judging others, ESPECIALLY young people they need our help not critcism.