Aaron Taylor-Johnson Is Probably Christian Grey Now Because His Wife’s The Director

October 15th, 2013 // 27 Comments
[Pulling Out Joke Here]
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Oh, shit, I hear panties dropping already! SLAM.

Four years ago, 19-year-old Aaron Taylor-Johnson, then just Aaron Johnson (Oh, yeah, he took her name.), started dating his 42-year-old Nowhere Boy director Sam Taylor-Wood before the two eventually married grossing everyone right the hell out. And, now, to make their relationship even weirder, she’s probably going to direct him to pull a tampon out of Dakota Johnson‘s vagina in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Via contactmusic:

A source told The Sun newspaper: ”Aaron was one of the original choices but the concern was that Sam would have difficulty directing her own husband and that Aaron would feel uncomfortable.
”This is Sam’s biggest project to date and having no lead secured yet is unsettling.
”Having her husband by her side makes sense, even if it could be awkward at times. Aaron is in pre-production for the movie ‘The Avengers: Age Of Ultron’, but they can easily work around the scheduling.
”He’s beefed up his body too. The whole project has been pushed back.”

In the meantime, Charlie Hunnam reportedly dropped out because he doesn’t want to be like Robert Pattinson, so I hope Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s ready for Rupert Sanders to lick his wife’s vagina which is literally the only way to read that. I majored in journalism.

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  1. schmidtler

    She looks like Farrah Abraham, with lighter hair & smaller boobs.

  2. Unless Kelly Brook is the woman in the film and will be naked for most of it, IDGAF about this project.

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    I take it that Kenny G was the first choice for the role, but this guy is cheaper?

  4. Cher X

    He looks like the next Robert Pattison. I can see all the middle-aged ladies I work with swooning already. Ugh.

  5. inkydinky

    UGH to the book and the movie and everyone who’s hysterical about the casting. this movie has FLOP written all over it. kudos to Charlie for backing out.

  6. Cock Dr

    If this casting news is supposed to make me interested in the project it’s just not working.

  7. Deacon Jones

    So Ms. Butterface is going to direct Mr. Heroin Junkie to bang girls have his age on film? Nice

    Maybe it’s me, but she’s fugly and he looks like a meth head begging for money at a gas station

  8. Is no one else going to say Oedipal Complex? Cuz that shit is gross. She is OLDER than his mother.

  9. anonymous

    So Kick-Ass is going to go bare ass?

  10. I agree with ink dinky. This movie will flop so bad.
    Think about it, how many middle aged, fat ass mostly white woman are going to go and see some desperate bitch get all tied up and smacked around?

  11. Only fat, middle-aged, divorced women give a shit about this movie or who is in it. I do not care.

  12. She’s no Halle Berry or another 40 something hottie!
    As for this movie, I was relieved to hear Charlie was dropping out. He looks great nude but this movie is going to bomb, and hard. They should have stuck to porno-spoofs.

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    D Wolfe
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    Wow, the only way this could be any weirder would be if I cared..

  14. neems

    He was just turned 17 when they started 19 when they got married.

  15. Jenn

    I hope he can act because I’m pretty sure this young man is a bottom.

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    I love when celebs bring their children to premieres!! Dad’s suit is still a little big on him though hahahah—- Say what now? *puts on glasses* *reads caption* Oh. Oh dear.

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    “Thanks Mom I love you too.”
    “Oh yeah?”
    “Oh yeah?”

  18. He does NOT look nineteen. You can’t call Marc Anthony skeletor and think this guy is attractive.

  19. There’s so much free online porn that I have to try to regulate myself or otherwise I’d be tearing the skin off of my dick. So pretty much I’m good to go already.

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    is that anthony edwards in a wig on the left??

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    I heard she also wants to direct him in her upcoming Oedipus Rex film.

  22. 7777

    He’s purrrrfect for the role!!

  23. kjhbs974

    I dont think its gross at all that they married. This website is very hateful of all women and just more and more depressing to read every time I visit. Ugh.

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