Aaron Taylor-Johnson Is Probably Christian Grey Now Because His Wife’s The Director

Oh, shit, I hear panties dropping already! SLAM.

Four years ago, 19-year-old Aaron Taylor-Johnson, then just Aaron Johnson (Oh, yeah, he took her name.), started dating his 42-year-old Nowhere Boy director Sam Taylor-Wood before the two eventually married grossing everyone right the hell out. And, now, to make their relationship even weirder, she’s probably going to direct him to pull a tampon out of Dakota Johnson’s vagina in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Via contactmusic:

A source told The Sun newspaper: ”Aaron was one of the original choices but the concern was that Sam would have difficulty directing her own husband and that Aaron would feel uncomfortable.
”This is Sam’s biggest project to date and having no lead secured yet is unsettling.
”Having her husband by her side makes sense, even if it could be awkward at times. Aaron is in pre-production for the movie ‘The Avengers: Age Of Ultron’, but they can easily work around the scheduling.
”He’s beefed up his body too. The whole project has been pushed back.”

In the meantime, Charlie Hunnam reportedly dropped out because he doesn’t want to be like Robert Pattinson, so I hope Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s ready for Rupert Sanders to lick his wife’s vagina which is literally the only way to read that. I majored in journalism.

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