Aaron Paul Might Be Your New Han Solo

“Yeah, well, I don’t need you, Mr. White. I drive a spaceship with Khloe Kardashian now, bitch!”

Much like their Marvel movies, Disney plans on churning out assloads of Star Wars movies so it can recoup the $4.05 billion it paid George Lucas to stay the fuck away from these things and never come back. And one of those movies is a Han Solo spinoff directed by Gareth Edwards and possibly starring Jesse Pinkman who almost everyone says looks like a young Harrison Ford. I can’t walk down the street without someone yelling at it me. Via Uproxx:

The reports are stemming from unverified rumors being spilled by the site Making Star Wars. According to a friend, one that did hook them up with “legit Star Wars: The Force Awakens set photos and more,” the Edwards spin-off film is going to revolve around the adventures of young Han Solo.

In related news, I blew my load with the Khloe Kardashian/Chewie joke, so… we’re fine. Everything’s fine. How are you? – *blasts laptop* – Boring blog post anyway. Photo Boy! We’re gonna have company!

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