Aaron Carter Needs Rehab? I Don’t See It.

January 24th, 2011 // 47 Comments

After emerging in October looking exactly like every single meth addict on Intervention, Aaron Carter apparently checked himself into rehab. But not for drugs! This is simply a journey of spiritual healing – at a place that specializes in drug addiction. Purely coincidence. People reports:

Carter, 23, the brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, is taking time away from working on an album and a show in Florida “to heal some emotional and spiritual issues he was dealing with,” his manager Johnny Wright says in a statement.
“He has chosen to enter a
 facility where he feels he will get the guidance and cleansing he needs,” says Wright. “
Which in turn will help him on the music journey he’s about to take.”

Oh, good. He’s going to try and relaunch his music career because that’s not at all a landmine of failure waiting to explode in Aaron Carter’s face, sending him head first into a pile of delicious, make the world go away drugs. No, this should go great.

Photos: Getty

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  1. MrsEllis

    This actually makes me sad. He was probably one of the first celebrities I was aware of. And now he’s a drug addict. This is the first sweet kid I’ve seen grow up into a fucked up mess.

  2. XFX

    So when he was saying he wanted “candy” that was code for meth?

  3. BK5K

    Stevie: Are you okay?
    Trevor Reznik: Don’t I look okay?
    Stevie: If you were any thinner, you wouldn’t exist.

  4. marcela

    well, he was lindsay lohan’s first boyfriend…

  5. Hemingway

    It’s like boom (boom)
    I snort the entire room
    Like slam (slam)
    The Lohan’s be like “Damn!”
    Veins on my veins on my hand (hand)
    I swear that I’m telling you the facts
    Cuz that’s how I smoke Crack

  6. Aaron Carter
    BangBang
    Commented on this photo:

    Yumm

  7. Aaron Carter
    BangBang
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know why, but this picture reminds me of a lizard

  8. I still remember the Aaron Carter CD commercials when they announced him as the “brother of Nick Carter”. How far we have fallen..

  9. So this is what you get for dating Lindsay Lohan

  10. TomFrank

    What a fitting tribute to the late Jack LaLanne. Um…right?

  11. Mortimer Duke

    Someone nees to sit him down, hand him a brochure to Devry and calmly explain to him that its over.

  12. Aaron Carter
    beefcake
    Commented on this photo:

    beefcake.

  13. GravyLeg

    I guess being a “hardly was” is worse than being a “never was”.

  14. dmbishop

    I am Skeletor!

  15. OnTheRealThough

    No way he wasn’t on some kinda steroid to get the way he looks in that one webcam pic.

    He looked cracked out on DWTS anyway.

  16. Rocky_B

    I will Break You!

  17. slappy magoo

    This is what I imagine a Dolph Lundgren turd looks like.

  18. Aaron Carter
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a leather dress shirt? Jesus…

  19. whitey

    I wouldn’t want to be behind them peepers. Them are some scary eyes dude. Step away from the pipe.

  20. Aaron Carter
    moo
    Commented on this photo:

    ewww

  21. Yuck, I wonder if he is naturally hairless, or if he shaves.
    I wonder if he is naturally that toned or.. nevermind,
    nothing synthetic there.

  22. Aaron Carter
    FormerMissmethusa
    Commented on this photo:

    That definition is not from exercise or diet. He is skeletal in a way only hard core meth use can make you, and it is disgusting and frightening. Anyone that thinks this is a good look is beyond ignorant. And anyone who believes his front of needing a “spiritual journey” is a fool.

    • Nubbinsworth

      lol you don’t get that ripped from meth. If you took any drug to get like that it’d be steriods. That said, you can get like that without drugs. It just takes a shitload of dedication.

  23. Did Sam Ronson get a haircut?

  24. Aaron Carter
    lilee
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s cute. needs a haircut, a shave and to remove those tragic earrings.

  25. BanDit82Baby

    Ho-ly Crap. He looks like Jimminy Cricket from Its Always Sunny!!

  26. Aaron Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez those are some freaking big ass feet.

  27. Aaron Carter
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    He just raped me with his eyes!

  28. Aaron Carter
    g!
    Commented on this photo:

    HOW OLD IS HE!! HE LOOKS LIKE 35!!

  29. Aggie

    So it’s safe to assume his balls are roughly the size of raisins now.

  30. Aaron Carter
    Ricky Rao
    Commented on this photo:

    what a douche

  31. Anya

    He looks like a disgusting old man. Being that muscular is not sexy (sorry Aaron!) it’s just nasty. The vein in his forehead looks like it’s going to explode.

  32. Hulk stoned. Hulk cranky.Hulk rehab?

  33. Aaron Carter
    ZUnit
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya got a purty mouth, Boy…

  34. joknes

    So The Machinist is making a record deal now?

  35. Aaron Carter
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    hell yeah… bet he got a muy granda UNCUT PINGA too

  36. Veronica

    A Dolph Lundgren turd. That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all week.

  37. Sb

    Justin Beiber, this is you in ten (hopefully six) years.

  38. Aaron Carter
    I'm on my Period.
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to be IN LOVE with this guy when I was 8.

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