Justin Bieber Should Probably Take A Look At This

November 21st, 2013 // 20 Comments
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Here’s what just happened to your prototype:

Aaron Carter may want candy, but he can’t afford it anymore because TMZ has learned he’s gone belly up, filing for bankruptcy. …
According to legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Aaron’s assets total $8,232.16. Here’s the BIG problem. His liabilities total $2,204,854, which include a $31,166 AmEx bill. Aaron — who was a huge pop star and is still on tour, even tonight — also owes $1,368,140 mil to the IRS.

On second thought, I’m sure this’ll never happen to you. Just keep doing what you’re doing. Forget I spoke.

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  1. Dox

    “Dear Aaron, that flag is about to do a colonoscopy if you don’t come up with our money.”
    Love, the IRS.

  2. He’s hiding assets somewhere. Up his nose, maybe?

  3. Don’t worry Aaron. There’s money to be had in the man-whoring industry. I hear gay porn pays well.

  4. You mean his sister didn’t leave him any money in her will?

  5. Hmm, military pants, multiple American flags, I wonder what demographic he is desperately catering to now? Could it be the ones that think wrestling is real and that those Nascar drivers and country singers are just like them and roll around in pickup trucks all day and not Aston Martins?

  6. “According to legal docs . . . Aaron . . . also owes $1,368,140 mil to the IRS.”

    He owes $1.368 trillion dollars?!?! No wonder there’s a deficit this year.

  7. Literally no idea who this is.

    • Dox

      Ok… so way back long ago, there was this… 12 year old or something whose parents stuck him on a balloon. That balloon was then launched into the sky, only It turned out the kid was actually hiding in the garage, and it was a hoax…er.. wait… that was balloon boy.

      Ok. Wait.. I got it. There were these two midgets with hair feet, that had this ring they had to take to… no wait… that was the hobbit….

      Oh right. He was this kid that had fifteen minutes of fame, singing and dancing. Then he hit puberty, and now he works at Wendy’s or something, and sings at county fairs.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Huge pop star? Hahaha! Ok, riiiight…

  9. At least Carter had Lohan and Duff fighting over him, back when Lohan and Duff wre hot. Bieber has….Selana Gomez and Brazilian hookers?

    • cc

      Indeed he did, and right about now he actually LOOKS like slightly less of a douchebag.

    • Here’s the problem with your statement, Selena is not fighting over him and sadly neither Brazilian hooker. Usher might have something to say about it, but that’s about it.

  10. anonym

    I always say- at least they’re stimulating the economy.

    who gives a shit how they blow their money, as long as it’s going to someone else.

  11. Eejut

    It’s The American flag Shamwow!!!!

  12. kery

    He is a stupid how can you spend more money than you actually have? …

  13. poop

    say what you want but im sure bieber is like million times richer than this homo, whose career peak was when he was 14

  14. Houston we have our new CAPTAIN AMERICA !!!

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