A John Mayer Penis Convention

This had to be awkward. Both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston appeared on Good Morning America this morning where I can only assume they were kept separate to avoid the following conversation:

JENNIFER ANISTON: So… read that Playboy interview?
JESSICA SIMPSON: You know I can’t read! *runs away crying*
JENNIFER ANISTON: *looks around, starts licking up tears* Ice-Bot Aniston: Rehydrating. Beep boo beep.

Ice-Bots. I’m on to you…

Jessica Simpson

Jennifer Aniston

Photos: Splash News