A-Rod Is A Master Of Stealth

October 12th, 2011 // 27 Comments

Wait, did I say A-Rod‘s in this post? Because clearly there’s nothing in these photos but a parking meter, some cars and a Tazo tea. I’m probably just drunk.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Frank Burns

    “Quick, Dr. Who, let me in! I rolled over this morning and saw Cameron without her makeup on! Need to travel back in time and stop myself from dating her!”

  2. Richard McBeef


  3. Nothing to see here but the Mexican Hamburglar. Move along, folks.

  4. A-Rod Hide Parking Meter
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    There may not be a baseball player, but there are definitely some visible panty lines.

  5. A-Rod Hide Parking Meter
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    he’s reading a sign on the parking meter, looks up and and walks away. how is this a post? do you have quotas per day or something?

  6. Parker

    Why is he out tagging parking meters? Can’t he afford to pay someone to do it for him?

  7. JimboJones

    the slot center left looks like a mouth. probably thinks it’s a bj vending machine

  8. Elle

    He’s fucked soo many women he needs to hide from them now.

  9. A-Rod Hide Parking Meter
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    Oh no, they’ve caught me drinking a cup of pee again…

  10. A-Rod Hide Parking Meter
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    “Oh shit, there’s Madonna…”

  11. Alex

    I wish I could make $32 million a year to be a baseball choke artist and hide behind parking meters.

  12. CranAppleSnapple

    Don’t forget your cup of urine.

  13. A-Rod Hide Parking Meter
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    Centaur Pee.

  14. That tall Dunkin Donuts cup of piss looks pretty precariously perched on that parking meter.

  15. Somebody must have hit a baseball at him.

    • his fielding was superlative, it’s his batting with risp that sux ass. the whole team in fact. that’s right jeter, and swisher, and tex. time you all took some pay cuts or learn to bat in the postseason.

  16. Mr Obvious

    He’s just hiding from the Yankee fans or Madonna. If he looks into her eyes, she’ll eat his soul.

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  18. cc

    He does that whenever he sees a woman with a toddler.

  19. Derek

    October is A-Rod hiding season.

  20. Venom

    Have you seen Cameron Diaz’s face lately? I would be hiding too.

  21. A-Rod Hide Parking Meter
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  22. A-Rod Hide Parking Meter
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    A perfect reply! Thanks for taking the trlbuoe.

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