Wait, did I say A-Rod‘s in this post? Because clearly there’s nothing in these photos but a parking meter, some cars and a Tazo tea. I’m probably just drunk.
Photos: INFdaily
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“Quick, Dr. Who, let me in! I rolled over this morning and saw Cameron without her makeup on! Need to travel back in time and stop myself from dating her!”
FUCK THE YANKEES
Nothing to see here but the Mexican Hamburglar. Move along, folks.
There may not be a baseball player, but there are definitely some visible panty lines.
he’s reading a sign on the parking meter, looks up and and walks away. how is this a post? do you have quotas per day or something?
Why is he out tagging parking meters? Can’t he afford to pay someone to do it for him?
the slot center left looks like a mouth. probably thinks it’s a bj vending machine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsO5hdrh9XU&feature=player_embedded
He’s fucked soo many women he needs to hide from them now.
Oh no, they’ve caught me drinking a cup of pee again…
“Oh shit, there’s Madonna…”
I wish I could make $32 million a year to be a baseball choke artist and hide behind parking meters.
Don’t forget your cup of urine.
From Starbucks.
he keeps the urine in a starbucks cup so he can sneak it in when he has his piss test for roids.
Centaur Pee.
That tall Dunkin Donuts cup of piss looks pretty precariously perched on that parking meter.
Somebody must have hit a baseball at him.
his fielding was superlative, it’s his batting with risp that sux ass. the whole team in fact. that’s right jeter, and swisher, and tex. time you all took some pay cuts or learn to bat in the postseason.
He’s just hiding from the Yankee fans or Madonna. If he looks into her eyes, she’ll eat his soul.
CLEARLY A PROMOTIONAL BS FOR THAT TEA HES HOLDING.
He does that whenever he sees a woman with a toddler.
October is A-Rod hiding season.
Have you seen Cameron Diaz’s face lately? I would be hiding too.
Beetlejuice!