A Justin Bieber ‘Impersonator’ Was Molesting Kids, You Say?

April 10th, 2012 // 40 Comments

“Here, kiddy, kiddy, kiddies. Come get the pup- Dammit, Selena. I told you to wait in the truck.”

In the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, somehow news that a Justin Bieber “impersonator” was arrested in Canada for child molesting completely flew under my radar, so here’s that story because it’s important we don’t let this cover-up go unnoticed. And by cover-up, I’ll get to that in a minute. The Toronto Sun reports:

Lee Moir, 34, is charged with several offences, including luring a child under 16, invitation to sexual touching, the making of child pornography, possession of child porn, extortion, and attempting to expose himself to a minor.
Police allege Moir also went under the Facebook handles of Lee Oneel, Justy.Beber1 and Yodayoda001.
Moir is believed to have had contact with numerous children online.

Wait, Yodayoda001? But I sent him all those pic

While the police seem to have conveniently provided a mugshot of this Lee Moir and placed him under arrest, I wouldn’t be doing my job as a seasoned journalist if I didn’t point out that Justin Bieber wields incredible power and influence thanks to his vast wealth and has openly stated that he wants to be the next Michael Jackson. I’m just stating the facts. *puts on hoodie* TRAYVON- Er, molested kids!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily

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Justin Bieber V Magazine
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Exhibit B
Justin Bieber
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Exhibit C
Justin Dick Robot
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  1. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to take a wild guess and assume that it isn’t cold enough for a toque.

    (Yeah, that’s what we call “knit caps” or whatever it is you call them…)

  2. Deacon Jones

    Maybe it really was Justin Bieber….that would explain all the cumshots on his sweatshirt.

  3. Bonky

    Is he trying to be all “thug” now ? He wears wool caps all the time, sags his pants and now he has some kind of doggy or something hanging in front of his crotch. Why the hell does Selena have to be his beard, it must be torture.

  4. Frank Burns

    Good luck with that excuse, Bieber, it never works for me.

  5. Um…The wheeled dog crotch lanyard?

  6. I’m going to start calling kids like I do cats now. I like it.

  7. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Pete
    Commented on this photo:

    Pull your F-ing pants you idiot!

  8. vandinz

    Has this cock seriously got a bobble hat on in the Sun? What a TWAT!

  9. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    instahater
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s sweet, hes wearing the hoodie that Ron Jeremy gave him.

  10. dooood

    i feel like all the pre pubescent idiot girls are finally starting to move on from this maple queef.
    only a matter of time before they are given a new non threatening street talkin pussy to go ape shit over.

    hey its an important part of the global economy.

  11. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    chlozzajay
    Commented on this photo:

    how low are his pants?

  12. If they were girls i’ll buy it, if they were boys though, yeah right an “impersonator”

  13. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick Selena the cops are onto me
    But Justin
    You said you’d pretend to love me no matter what!

  14. flsct

    didnt the onion make a similar story up a few years back?

  15. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    flaaco
    Commented on this photo:

    wow his pants are below his ass……he couldnt out run the cops LOL

  16. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn kid!!! pick up your paints. Suburb kid turned Ghetto!!!

  17. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    lol looks like hes taking a piss in his door xD

  18. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    pull up your pants….even the ghetto weed smoking guys at my school wear theyre pants higher than you…..

  19. Herman Rarebell

    You can’t be Canadian—-we have education in Canada fucker

  20. A normal minded person.

    ‘here kiddies kiddies kiddies get the pup’
    Wow, let’s make light of child molesting.

    You guys are sick dicks, how about get some morals and stop writing such junk.

  21. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    yoyoyo
    Commented on this photo:

    dam, only picture of justin smiling so far…

  22. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    hater
    Commented on this photo:

    god damnit someone pull his fucking pants up. all that money and can’t buy a belt??

  23. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    moshe cohen form israel
    Commented on this photo:

    pick your pants selena need to breack up with you you hear selena breck up with hem

  24. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    moshe cohen form israel
    Commented on this photo:

    dude selena is so hat what is she doing whit justin or this gay guy

  25. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    TaT
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs to pull his damn pants up. Disgusting.

  26. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    brei
    Commented on this photo:

    hello

  27. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    GP Skeet
    Commented on this photo:

    You would think she was grown-up enough to go with someone who could keep his pants up. What a jerk.

  28. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    breiana scott is so awesome i also love selena gomez

  29. why does selena gomez like justin bieber he is so getto. 1st he need to pull up his damn pants

  30. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    He kinda looks like an elf with that hat on really Justin please take it off don’t be loser really don’t

  31. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    rash
    Commented on this photo:

    he almost does not wear any thing man really u are such a kid sorry idiot kid

  32. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    rash
    Commented on this photo:

    what s he looking to

  33. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    nYA
    Commented on this photo:

    he thinks he is a pimp but he is NOT!!!!!

  34. Pieta :)

    Just because he said he wanted to be like Michael Jackson,doesn’t mean he wants to molest kids,he means singing wise.

  35. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    jack
    Commented on this photo:

    look at selenas face

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