Apparently Gary Busey somehow found a woman who not only agreed to have sex with him, but also looked deep into his mouth and went, “Let’s put those genes in a baby.” Here he is celebrating his son Luke’s first birthday yesterday and there’s literally nothing I can say that will compete with these photos. Seriously, without even looking at them, try to imagine Gary Busey at a one-year-old’s birthday party – without laughing. It’s impossible. Like picturing a dog driving a car. “Haha! He’s taking calls. That shouldn’t be allowed to happen…”
Photos: INFdaily
That poor, doomed child.
Right now that kid is thinking that sitting in Santa’s lap wasnt so bad after all.
Looks like a pretty happy family.
It’s a miracle he’s alive. Go Gary go.
Wow, I’m surprised she gave birth to a baby and not a giant tooth.
you complete me
Anywhere else this would be a wanted poster.
The kid’s full name is Luke Amber Alert Busey.
Darwinian evolution at its finest, wherein two species with a common superior trait ensure the continuation of that trait (in this case, clearly massive teeth) by mating and producing offspring.
the better to chew with.
wow he looks good for 66, was thinkin he’s late 40s/early 50s wth. but yeah that means he’ll be 83 when his kid graduates high school lol
Isn’t there a decent chance for any kid to walk in on their parents at any given childhood moment? If that happens, I’m sure the kid will be immune to anything even /b/ throws his way.
lol /b/ was a very naughty board……..
If you look closely, you can see the emergence of the genetically engineered teeth. Only time will show if Darwin’s theory of evolution is true.
The only way this can possible end is with that baby floating away with Busey quotes poetry.
Say what ya want, Busey totally Rocks. I saw him recently on a Roast and the dude is totally kick ass about himself.
His baby is adorable. Best Gary Busy movie ever was Silver Bullet.
**Busey**
Ugh, omg, I need a latte.
Does… not… compute…..
The woman is actually not bad looking and all 3 of them appear happy… just wow.
The irony is that Busey is more dangerous to the kid than the cluster of balloons dangling dangerously close to his neck…..
Luke Busey (age 1) drew babysitting duty this week. Here we see him focus father Gary for a picture. “Dad look at the horsie.”
You can’t really hate on the guy. I mean, he’s being a father to his child. By the way, everyone knows he was brain damaged and nearly killed in a motorcycle accident years ago, right?
he’s a good hearted dude who’s hopefuly learned to wear a fuckin helmet
Agreed….let him be…being a Dad is the greatest thing in the world.
I red in an interview Peter Jackson acknowledged that his version of Kong’s relationship with Naomi Watts was base on Gary and this woman, which appear to be one of the braves social worker in modern times.
Ahhh damn it…(Bravest)
Rep. Giffords will come out of her rehab with that same goofy smile.
“You’re a real blue flame special, aren’t you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don’t know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?”
-best movie ever
“Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin’ shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin’ in your hands and rubbin’ it on your face.”
Old people having kids is fucking gross, keep your nasty old man spooge to yourself
Glad to see that Britney has recovered sufficiently to take care of her son once again.
I didn’t even make it through that birthday sentence w/o almost choking on my omelet.LOL U are literally killing me this morning!! I
Making fun of a kid’s first birthday photo with his Dad, that’s a new low even for the Superficial. But I’ve been reading your site off and on every day for the last 7 years and I’ve been trying to switch off but I havent been able to stay away…now I’ll be able to remember this post and I’ll never want to come back. Thanks for making it easy.
If this offends you enough to never come back, we all know you’re lying about being a reader for 7 years.
This is the kind of family photo you see people in movies stare at right before they try to assassinate the president.
HAHAHHA!
Hi I’m Gary Busey, and you can find my recipe for chocolate dipped babies on my website. Be sure to start with a fresh baby!
Love, Gary
I’m pretty sure that baby is Vern Troyer in disguise.
I think Stephen King wrote a book about this once and this is the cover
Come here, Gary won’t hurt you…….
Everyone knows he’s already the father of Jake Busey, right? Who seems to be a well adjusted adult.
This site sucks a lot of the time.
There goes a man who despise comedy…
Nothing better than fresh squeezed baby
FTW!
don’t talk shit about gary busey, he’s good people
In some places it’s still okay to mate with your own family…(banjos playing background)
I hope they start saving now for all the therapy session Bussey Jr. will need as he gets older.
10 seconds after that photo was taken, the baby died in a horrific case of mistaken identity. “Hey nah, this ain’t mah Mortimer Snerd!”
Can’t wait for the first time the kid spills his milk and Gary calmly tells him that he is going to rip out his endocrine system through his nose.
Baby: “I’m wearing Pampers.”
Daddy Gary: “Me too!”
So which one of them uses more diapers?
This gives me the creeps. Of course that just stands for Child Reluctantly Enabling Exploitative Publicity Shots.
Why is that unfunny old hag from “Glee” strangling that child?
This is best described by Gary Busey himself:
FEAR = False Evidence Appearing Real
Still refusing to wear a helmet, huh.
He’s scary and I can’t imagine him in bed. I feel a little barf in my mouth.
They’re going to need to keep some logs around the house when that kid starts teething.
OMG this is my father?
well at least the kid is cute :)
the kid is cute, at least it dont look like a retard like brad pitts twins…
Take a good look at your future kid, good luck with that….
I always thought jaundice affected the skin, not the teeth.
Daniel Craig looks piiiissed!
Okay, so he really looks happy and healthy!