A Gary Busey Family Moment

February 22nd, 2011 // 71 Comments

Apparently Gary Busey somehow found a woman who not only agreed to have sex with him, but also looked deep into his mouth and went, “Let’s put those genes in a baby.” Here he is celebrating his son Luke’s first birthday yesterday and there’s literally nothing I can say that will compete with these photos. Seriously, without even looking at them, try to imagine Gary Busey at a one-year-old’s birthday party – without laughing. It’s impossible. Like picturing a dog driving a car. “Haha! He’s taking calls. That shouldn’t be allowed to happen…”

Photos: INFdaily


  1. DKNY

    That poor, doomed child.

  2. Dude of Dudes

    Right now that kid is thinking that sitting in Santa’s lap wasnt so bad after all.

  3. Cock Dr

    Looks like a pretty happy family.
    It’s a miracle he’s alive. Go Gary go.

  4. Neen

    Wow, I’m surprised she gave birth to a baby and not a giant tooth.

  5. direchef

    Anywhere else this would be a wanted poster.

  6. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    Darwinian evolution at its finest, wherein two species with a common superior trait ensure the continuation of that trait (in this case, clearly massive teeth) by mating and producing offspring.

  7. wow he looks good for 66, was thinkin he’s late 40s/early 50s wth. but yeah that means he’ll be 83 when his kid graduates high school lol

  8. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look closely, you can see the emergence of the genetically engineered teeth. Only time will show if Darwin’s theory of evolution is true.

  9. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    The only way this can possible end is with that baby floating away with Busey quotes poetry.

  10. BuseyPwns

    Say what ya want, Busey totally Rocks. I saw him recently on a Roast and the dude is totally kick ass about himself.

  11. His baby is adorable. Best Gary Busy movie ever was Silver Bullet.

  12. pessimism

    Does… not… compute…..
    The woman is actually not bad looking and all 3 of them appear happy… just wow.

  13. Superficial Bitch

    The irony is that Busey is more dangerous to the kid than the cluster of balloons dangling dangerously close to his neck…..

  14. jojo

    Luke Busey (age 1) drew babysitting duty this week. Here we see him focus father Gary for a picture. “Dad look at the horsie.”

  15. Qwerty

    You can’t really hate on the guy. I mean, he’s being a father to his child. By the way, everyone knows he was brain damaged and nearly killed in a motorcycle accident years ago, right?

  16. Rough &Jury

    I red in an interview Peter Jackson acknowledged that his version of Kong’s relationship with Naomi Watts was base on Gary and this woman, which appear to be one of the braves social worker in modern times.

  17. Rough &Jury

    Ahhh damn it…(Bravest)

  18. Rep. Giffords will come out of her rehab with that same goofy smile.

  19. Deacon Jones

    “You’re a real blue flame special, aren’t you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don’t know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?”

    -best movie ever

    • Deacon Jones

      “Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin’ shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin’ in your hands and rubbin’ it on your face.”

  20. EW

    Old people having kids is fucking gross, keep your nasty old man spooge to yourself

  21. brit

    Glad to see that Britney has recovered sufficiently to take care of her son once again.

  22. BanDit82BaBy

    I didn’t even make it through that birthday sentence w/o almost choking on my omelet.LOL U are literally killing me this morning!! I

  23. Set Free!

    Making fun of a kid’s first birthday photo with his Dad, that’s a new low even for the Superficial. But I’ve been reading your site off and on every day for the last 7 years and I’ve been trying to switch off but I havent been able to stay away…now I’ll be able to remember this post and I’ll never want to come back. Thanks for making it easy.

  24. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the kind of family photo you see people in movies stare at right before they try to assassinate the president.

  25. Eric

    Hi I’m Gary Busey, and you can find my recipe for chocolate dipped babies on my website. Be sure to start with a fresh baby!

    Love, Gary

  26. unknown

    I’m pretty sure that baby is Vern Troyer in disguise.

  27. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I think Stephen King wrote a book about this once and this is the cover

  28. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    Come here, Gary won’t hurt you…….

  29. Darebear

    Everyone knows he’s already the father of Jake Busey, right? Who seems to be a well adjusted adult.

    This site sucks a lot of the time.

  30. Nothing better than fresh squeezed baby

  31. molly

    don’t talk shit about gary busey, he’s good people

  32. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    In some places it’s still okay to mate with your own family…(banjos playing background)

  33. Gary Busey
    Porn Star
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope they start saving now for all the therapy session Bussey Jr. will need as he gets older.

  34. slappy magoo

    10 seconds after that photo was taken, the baby died in a horrific case of mistaken identity. “Hey nah, this ain’t mah Mortimer Snerd!”

  35. Can’t wait for the first time the kid spills his milk and Gary calmly tells him that he is going to rip out his endocrine system through his nose.

  36. Gary Busey
    Average Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby: “I’m wearing Pampers.”
    Daddy Gary: “Me too!”

  37. So which one of them uses more diapers?

  38. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    This gives me the creeps. Of course that just stands for Child Reluctantly Enabling Exploitative Publicity Shots.

  39. McCock

    Why is that unfunny old hag from “Glee” strangling that child?

  40. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    This is best described by Gary Busey himself:
    FEAR = False Evidence Appearing Real

  41. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    Still refusing to wear a helmet, huh.

  42. Nicole

    He’s scary and I can’t imagine him in bed. I feel a little barf in my mouth.

  43. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re going to need to keep some logs around the house when that kid starts teething.

  44. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG this is my father?

  45. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    well at least the kid is cute :)

  46. Kayle

    the kid is cute, at least it dont look like a retard like brad pitts twins…

  47. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    Take a good look at your future kid, good luck with that….

  48. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    I always thought jaundice affected the skin, not the teeth.

  49. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    Daniel Craig looks piiiissed!

  50. Gary Busey
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, so he really looks happy and healthy!

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