A Brit-Foot Sighting and Other News

August 13th, 2010 // 64 Comments

- Miss Larchmont Village in a bikini has my vote. [Facebook]

- Bear Grylls wants to take Zac Efron deep in the woods. Okay… [Popeater]

- Kelsey Grammer’s ex wants $30 million now. [Dlisted]

- Holly Madison turns the other cheek. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Halle Berry gets breasty in Cape Town. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amber Heard makes with the panty flash. [IDLYITW]

- Eliza Cummings seems to have lost her shirt… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Bar Refaeli has more Aqua Bendita shots. [Popoholic]

- Ke$ha somehow ended up being the classiest person on The Today Show this morning. [The Fab Life]

- The Official Michael Cera Aging Timeline [BuzzFeed]

- George Clooney doing shirtless pull-ups in The American. [Just Jared]

- Hayden Panettiere got another tattoo which I assume is only one letter long because she’s a midget. [Celebslam]

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  1. Just A Horny Dude

    Boy, she sure hit the wall hard. But I’d still do her!

  2. Hikue

    I know she’s trashy and all, but GODDAMN LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.

  3. hahaha funny heading. exact same pose and facial expression from that 8mm film :DD

    oops Internet, not trying to steal your thunder….

  4. oh uh

    It must be stressful to have to offset 500+ calories of Starbucks every day of your life while being under the microscope wherever you go.

  5. jenna

    Dude that is fucking gross.

  6. Melissa

    Her legs look amazing.

  7. Internet

    I played with a quarterback college football with the EXACT SAME legs.

  8. Valentina

    Her legs look fucking GROSS. Thick, stumpy, short and cellulite covered thighs. My grandmother has better legs. That nasty pig needs anorexia and a treadmill.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Valentina we would still rather do Brit.

    • Alli Watermelon

      Valetina has never hit the gym in her life. She’s probably one of those skinny-fat chicks with zero muscle tone. Waddle on bird legs.

    • Aussie Mama

      Awww that’s a bit rough luv……I admit, I am surprised at how short n chunky her limbs are, but we usually see the photoshopped version of her, which is just a lie. She still has a very pretty face. I’d love to see her handlers leave her alone and just let her do what she wants, retire and be a Mother. But…whilst she still pulls in 450 million a year, no chance of that happening anytime soon. I hear another album is ready for release, just cruel, really. Her heart hasn’t been in any of this shit in years. She was a zombie on her last tour, a mere performing monkey, having to do what she is told, with the constant threat of not being allowed access to her boys, if she doesn’t see it through. Her parents, mere greedy money grubbing handlers, that have literally sold her into slavery, for their own lifestyle are a fucking disgrace!
      I remember when she shaved her head and was obviously sick…crying for her mother…her ma couldn’t come to her, as she had a hair appt. the next day with some, hollywood hairdresser to the stars that takes months to get in with, repulsive. That says everything!

      • James

        @AussieMama

        She didn’t even SING live on her last tour, the “comeback tour”. All lip-sync and choreography.

        But you have some very valid points. I for one was never a “fan”, even in her hay-day.

        And also – I have a bit of fetish for beefy chunky thighs like hers…so to me, she looks better than she’s ever looked. I’d prefer something like this to those “skinny-fat waddle-on bird legs” (lol!) anyday. The good thing is, I don’t have to find Britney Spears to get some of that…there’s plenty of chicks like that. :D

      • Aussie Mama

        James, your a doll baby….
        Real women around the world, love real men like you!
        A lot of the so called, sought after, model physique’s you do see in the mags….to me personally, look like a shaved, skinny, but toned young man. That’s why the trannies look so much like the unrealistic, photoshopped women!
        To look that way, ok some do, very few though…..your talking either a pre pubecent young girl, or an 8 yeaar old boy. For the men that are turned on by that type of body, that’s a worry.

  9. Froghammer

    Scary thing is, this is the most attractive shot of her I’ve seen in ages. Proof that the Frappuccino diet is working!

  10. Britney Spears
    shit taco
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks great for the most part

  11. Urbanspaceman

    Can you hear, can you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.

  12. her legs are built like barbies only thicker, people that hate on them prob like ghetto chicken legs with no muscle, her legs show that she was once – maybe still is really athletic and they are proportioned perfectly. it’s too bad she is such a lazy slob, she could be really cute

  13. Britney Spears
    girly
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks really good…but its only a matter of time until she gets white thrash again…

  14. brit

    Okay, so I’m “brit” and I posted comparisons of wonk boobs to Bigfoot yesterday.
    Thus, I claim the prize here, for influencing our esteemed blog author into this Britney title.
    Go on, admit it… ;)

  15. Britney Spears
    Top banana
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some body she has there. Great legs! She’s looking good, she actually looks very healthy.

  16. captain america

    we heard her WEIGHT coming true the woods: THIS MUST BE “FAT ASS” SIMPSON, folks!!

  17. yay shes looking decent. love her :)

  18. Britney Spears
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks pretty good too. Actually happy

  19. Britney Spears
    omg
    Commented on this photo:

    her weight fluctuates soooo much

  20. Marcus

    She just needs a regular workout routine… Or just focus on her sister more.

  21. Britney Spears
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    see, there IS TOO poop in your pants-
    sorry Brit

  22. God

    God she is sexy. Look at those muscled thighs. I would love to be between them.

  23. Britney Spears
    sdf
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont care what u say, cause Id still lick her anus.

  24. TrouserTrout

    She has a body and face built for porn. Man I would love to see her take a massive facial in a porn flick

  25. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    She is immensely fuckable.

  26. Britney Spears
    reshee
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually think Brit looks quite nice in these.

  27. The girl with the rough tattoo

    Those legs have more definition than Webster’s. I’ll be the first to scold Brit Brit when she looks worst than Raggedy Ann but her skimpy dress from last week inspired me to read the new book “catcher in the rear”. (Author unknown)- Quite elusive that fellow.

  28. Sardonic

    Crazy women always look crazier with overdone eyeliner. Britney has perfected this to an art form.

  29. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Is she at any time without some sort of product from Starbucks? I guess this kind of addiction is better than the one she had before…

  30. Nadia

    we’ve just been…. thunderstruck

  31. Rob

    It’s been years since I’ve said this about britney, but… I would nail that like a messiah to a cross. I’m curious if this is how she really looks and the other photos of her we see of her looking like crap are just catching her bad side. At first glance I thought this was jessica simpson when she was smoking. I would go down on some of that lou-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez-iana poon just based off this pic.

  32. misha

    I agree with Mel Gibson’s Shrink–Is she ever photographed without a starbuck’s drink or coca-cola sugar bomb in her hand? Gawd!!! Her body looks good, but I despise those demin shorts with the fucking pockets hanging out–the latest in white trash swimmin’ hole apparel. You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can’t take the Louisiana out of the girl.

  33. Britney Spears
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Works for me.

  34. celebulicio.us

    Stumpy McSpears is slippin’ again

  35. Johnny Cage

    She still looks hot. I kind of like her better now a little older.

  36. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Britney is my guilty pleasure. She’s so trashy. Not very bright and probably even smells bad by the end of the day, if not early afternoon. But gawd-DAMN she is attractive…

  37. Aussie Mama

    God, those legs….like a WWF wrestler. Too much.
    They are as wide in muscle as they are short. So used to seeing the lie of photoshop, that’s it’s almost a shock to see how, short and thick her limbs really are.

    • Johnny Cage

      Actually as a man I find the thick toned legs on Spears extremely attractive.

      Women tend to have the wrong idea of what men like most of the time. They think we like anorexic women who walk around over-confidently displaying their strong feminist persona. When in reality us guys like a house-wife in daisy dukes or a thong.

      • Aussie Mama

        Johnny Cage. I
        t’s because we have been bombarded, by mag’s, media and pre pubesent, anorexic , or junkie models….slowly made to feel shit over time, for being normal.
        Make an effort, when in a group of gals, to say that, every opportunity you get, it goes a long way!
        It’s almost a shock to hear a guy say that. For that alone, I frickin’ love you!

  38. I feel sexually schizo with this chick. One minute I wanna puke and then two days later it looks like she went on a spin class bender and I wanna fuck her brains out. Either stay hot or stay trailer, make up your mind Brit !

    • Johnny Cage

      Hey you know trailer chicks can be hot too. Seeing those hotties wearing those tight shorts and Confederate flag tops really makes my General Sherman eager to march towards their sea.

  39. Britney Spears
    mel gibson
    Commented on this photo:

    not a jew = Mel like

  40. Mr. Nice Guy

    I always want to fuck her.

  41. Wow, she looks great here! Her legs look AMAZING!!

  42. LuvdaBoobies

    I’d hit this bitch now if she keeps looking like this…which I haven’t said for a few years now.

  43. Britney Spears
    haha
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT BITCH IS A SKANKY HO!

  44. Britney Spears
    Mr. Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT THE FUCK!

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