- Miss Larchmont Village in a bikini has my vote. [Facebook]
- Bear Grylls wants to take Zac Efron deep in the woods. Okay… [Popeater]
- Kelsey Grammer’s ex wants $30 million now. [Dlisted]
- Holly Madison turns the other cheek. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Halle Berry gets breasty in Cape Town. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amber Heard makes with the panty flash. [IDLYITW]
- Eliza Cummings seems to have lost her shirt… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Bar Refaeli has more Aqua Bendita shots. [Popoholic]
- Ke$ha somehow ended up being the classiest person on The Today Show this morning. [The Fab Life]
- The Official Michael Cera Aging Timeline [BuzzFeed]
- George Clooney doing shirtless pull-ups in The American. [Just Jared]
- Hayden Panettiere got another tattoo which I assume is only one letter long because she’s a midget. [Celebslam]
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Just A Horny Dude | August 13, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Boy, she sure hit the wall hard. But I’d still do her!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 4:41 pm
i probly would just for braggin rights. hell i’d fuck bardot for that.. and i bet the old lady would be a way better lay
realist | August 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm
stick to your sticky hand son
dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 5:27 pm
hah bend over, i’m feelin lucky
Mr. Nice Guy | August 13, 2010 at 6:11 pm
I think she is still very hot. I love her in the first photo, like her in the others. To each the own, but I find her super sexy.
Hikue | August 13, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I know she’s trashy and all, but GODDAMN LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.
Run n Gun | August 13, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Same.
You mustve stepped back into time about 5 years
Run n Gun | August 13, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Not “you” , “she”
Jigaboo | August 13, 2010 at 5:20 pm
yeah her legs are fucking smoking. Nice littler perky tits too. She is actually decent looking for being all white trashy.
Jigaboo | August 14, 2010 at 4:23 am
…then again with me being a black ape I’m sure she wouldn’t want me. i think i’ll go lynch myself now..
dudeatdudedotdude | August 13, 2010 at 4:20 pm
hahaha funny heading. exact same pose and facial expression from that 8mm film :DD
oops Internet, not trying to steal your thunder….
oh uh | August 13, 2010 at 4:37 pm
It must be stressful to have to offset 500+ calories of Starbucks every day of your life while being under the microscope wherever you go.
jenna | August 13, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Dude that is fucking gross.
JoeyF | August 13, 2010 at 5:20 pm
She’s definitely on the downhill slide…
Melissa | August 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Her legs look amazing.
Internet | August 13, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I played with a quarterback college football with the EXACT SAME legs.
Cock Dr | August 13, 2010 at 6:13 pm
And the defensive linemen all had the same neck too.
Valentina | August 13, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Her legs look fucking GROSS. Thick, stumpy, short and cellulite covered thighs. My grandmother has better legs. That nasty pig needs anorexia and a treadmill.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 14, 2010 at 3:03 am
Valentina we would still rather do Brit.
Alli Watermelon | August 14, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Valetina has never hit the gym in her life. She’s probably one of those skinny-fat chicks with zero muscle tone. Waddle on bird legs.
Aussie Mama | August 15, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Awww that’s a bit rough luv……I admit, I am surprised at how short n chunky her limbs are, but we usually see the photoshopped version of her, which is just a lie. She still has a very pretty face. I’d love to see her handlers leave her alone and just let her do what she wants, retire and be a Mother. But…whilst she still pulls in 450 million a year, no chance of that happening anytime soon. I hear another album is ready for release, just cruel, really. Her heart hasn’t been in any of this shit in years. She was a zombie on her last tour, a mere performing monkey, having to do what she is told, with the constant threat of not being allowed access to her boys, if she doesn’t see it through. Her parents, mere greedy money grubbing handlers, that have literally sold her into slavery, for their own lifestyle are a fucking disgrace!
I remember when she shaved her head and was obviously sick…crying for her mother…her ma couldn’t come to her, as she had a hair appt. the next day with some, hollywood hairdresser to the stars that takes months to get in with, repulsive. That says everything!
James | August 16, 2010 at 3:05 am
@AussieMama
She didn’t even SING live on her last tour, the “comeback tour”. All lip-sync and choreography.
But you have some very valid points. I for one was never a “fan”, even in her hay-day.
And also – I have a bit of fetish for beefy chunky thighs like hers…so to me, she looks better than she’s ever looked. I’d prefer something like this to those “skinny-fat waddle-on bird legs” (lol!) anyday. The good thing is, I don’t have to find Britney Spears to get some of that…there’s plenty of chicks like that. :D
Aussie Mama | August 16, 2010 at 11:20 pm
James, your a doll baby….
Real women around the world, love real men like you!
A lot of the so called, sought after, model physique’s you do see in the mags….to me personally, look like a shaved, skinny, but toned young man. That’s why the trannies look so much like the unrealistic, photoshopped women!
To look that way, ok some do, very few though…..your talking either a pre pubecent young girl, or an 8 yeaar old boy. For the men that are turned on by that type of body, that’s a worry.
Hayden's A Whore | August 13, 2010 at 5:49 pm
This face has got to go:
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/08/hayden-panettiere-tattoo-addic.php?bfm_index=2
Froghammer | August 13, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Scary thing is, this is the most attractive shot of her I’ve seen in ages. Proof that the Frappuccino diet is working!
Urbanspaceman | August 13, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Can you hear, can you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.
Becca41184 | August 13, 2010 at 7:28 pm
her legs are built like barbies only thicker, people that hate on them prob like ghetto chicken legs with no muscle, her legs show that she was once – maybe still is really athletic and they are proportioned perfectly. it’s too bad she is such a lazy slob, she could be really cute
brit | August 13, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Okay, so I’m “brit” and I posted comparisons of wonk boobs to Bigfoot yesterday.
Thus, I claim the prize here, for influencing our esteemed blog author into this Britney title.
Go on, admit it… ;)
captain america | August 14, 2010 at 12:16 am
we heard her WEIGHT coming true the woods: THIS MUST BE “FAT ASS” SIMPSON, folks!!
jami | August 14, 2010 at 12:44 am
yay shes looking decent. love her :)
Marcus | August 14, 2010 at 2:11 am
She just needs a regular workout routine… Or just focus on her sister more.
God | August 14, 2010 at 7:58 am
God she is sexy. Look at those muscled thighs. I would love to be between them.
DarkSecret | August 14, 2010 at 10:16 am
Ewwww and catch a whiff of old snapper and essence of wiggers……no thanks~~~\\\
TrouserTrout | August 14, 2010 at 11:53 am
She has a body and face built for porn. Man I would love to see her take a massive facial in a porn flick
The girl with the rough tattoo | August 14, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Those legs have more definition than Webster’s. I’ll be the first to scold Brit Brit when she looks worst than Raggedy Ann but her skimpy dress from last week inspired me to read the new book “catcher in the rear”. (Author unknown)- Quite elusive that fellow.
Sardonic | August 14, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Crazy women always look crazier with overdone eyeliner. Britney has perfected this to an art form.
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 14, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Is she at any time without some sort of product from Starbucks? I guess this kind of addiction is better than the one she had before…
Nadia | August 14, 2010 at 7:41 pm
we’ve just been…. thunderstruck
Rob | August 14, 2010 at 9:05 pm
It’s been years since I’ve said this about britney, but… I would nail that like a messiah to a cross. I’m curious if this is how she really looks and the other photos of her we see of her looking like crap are just catching her bad side. At first glance I thought this was jessica simpson when she was smoking. I would go down on some of that lou-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez-iana poon just based off this pic.
misha | August 14, 2010 at 9:47 pm
I agree with Mel Gibson’s Shrink–Is she ever photographed without a starbuck’s drink or coca-cola sugar bomb in her hand? Gawd!!! Her body looks good, but I despise those demin shorts with the fucking pockets hanging out–the latest in white trash swimmin’ hole apparel. You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can’t take the Louisiana out of the girl.
celebulicio.us | August 14, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Stumpy McSpears is slippin’ again
Johnny Cage | August 14, 2010 at 11:52 pm
She still looks hot. I kind of like her better now a little older.
Aussie Mama | August 15, 2010 at 8:47 pm
God, those legs….like a WWF wrestler. Too much.
They are as wide in muscle as they are short. So used to seeing the lie of photoshop, that’s it’s almost a shock to see how, short and thick her limbs really are.
Johnny Cage | August 16, 2010 at 9:16 am
Actually as a man I find the thick toned legs on Spears extremely attractive.
Women tend to have the wrong idea of what men like most of the time. They think we like anorexic women who walk around over-confidently displaying their strong feminist persona. When in reality us guys like a house-wife in daisy dukes or a thong.
Aussie Mama | August 16, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Johnny Cage. I
t’s because we have been bombarded, by mag’s, media and pre pubesent, anorexic , or junkie models….slowly made to feel shit over time, for being normal.
Make an effort, when in a group of gals, to say that, every opportunity you get, it goes a long way!
It’s almost a shock to hear a guy say that. For that alone, I frickin’ love you!
frisbeeken | August 16, 2010 at 9:00 am
I feel sexually schizo with this chick. One minute I wanna puke and then two days later it looks like she went on a spin class bender and I wanna fuck her brains out. Either stay hot or stay trailer, make up your mind Brit !
Johnny Cage | August 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Hey you know trailer chicks can be hot too. Seeing those hotties wearing those tight shorts and Confederate flag tops really makes my General Sherman eager to march towards their sea.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 16, 2010 at 10:35 am
I always want to fuck her.
Natalie | August 16, 2010 at 10:45 am
Wow, she looks great here! Her legs look AMAZING!!
LuvdaBoobies | August 16, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I’d hit this bitch now if she keeps looking like this…which I haven’t said for a few years now.