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Boy, she sure hit the wall hard. But I’d still do her!
i probly would just for braggin rights. hell i’d fuck bardot for that.. and i bet the old lady would be a way better lay
stick to your sticky hand son
hah bend over, i’m feelin lucky
I think she is still very hot. I love her in the first photo, like her in the others. To each the own, but I find her super sexy.
I know she’s trashy and all, but GODDAMN LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.
Same.
You mustve stepped back into time about 5 years
Not “you” , “she”
yeah her legs are fucking smoking. Nice littler perky tits too. She is actually decent looking for being all white trashy.
…then again with me being a black ape I’m sure she wouldn’t want me. i think i’ll go lynch myself now..
hahaha funny heading. exact same pose and facial expression from that 8mm film :DD
oops Internet, not trying to steal your thunder….
It must be stressful to have to offset 500+ calories of Starbucks every day of your life while being under the microscope wherever you go.
Dude that is fucking gross.
She’s definitely on the downhill slide…
Her legs look amazing.
I played with a quarterback college football with the EXACT SAME legs.
And the defensive linemen all had the same neck too.
Her legs look fucking GROSS. Thick, stumpy, short and cellulite covered thighs. My grandmother has better legs. That nasty pig needs anorexia and a treadmill.
Valentina we would still rather do Brit.
Valetina has never hit the gym in her life. She’s probably one of those skinny-fat chicks with zero muscle tone. Waddle on bird legs.
Awww that’s a bit rough luv……I admit, I am surprised at how short n chunky her limbs are, but we usually see the photoshopped version of her, which is just a lie. She still has a very pretty face. I’d love to see her handlers leave her alone and just let her do what she wants, retire and be a Mother. But…whilst she still pulls in 450 million a year, no chance of that happening anytime soon. I hear another album is ready for release, just cruel, really. Her heart hasn’t been in any of this shit in years. She was a zombie on her last tour, a mere performing monkey, having to do what she is told, with the constant threat of not being allowed access to her boys, if she doesn’t see it through. Her parents, mere greedy money grubbing handlers, that have literally sold her into slavery, for their own lifestyle are a fucking disgrace!
I remember when she shaved her head and was obviously sick…crying for her mother…her ma couldn’t come to her, as she had a hair appt. the next day with some, hollywood hairdresser to the stars that takes months to get in with, repulsive. That says everything!
@AussieMama
She didn’t even SING live on her last tour, the “comeback tour”. All lip-sync and choreography.
But you have some very valid points. I for one was never a “fan”, even in her hay-day.
And also – I have a bit of fetish for beefy chunky thighs like hers…so to me, she looks better than she’s ever looked. I’d prefer something like this to those “skinny-fat waddle-on bird legs” (lol!) anyday. The good thing is, I don’t have to find Britney Spears to get some of that…there’s plenty of chicks like that. :D
James, your a doll baby….
Real women around the world, love real men like you!
A lot of the so called, sought after, model physique’s you do see in the mags….to me personally, look like a shaved, skinny, but toned young man. That’s why the trannies look so much like the unrealistic, photoshopped women!
To look that way, ok some do, very few though…..your talking either a pre pubecent young girl, or an 8 yeaar old boy. For the men that are turned on by that type of body, that’s a worry.
This face has got to go:
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/08/hayden-panettiere-tattoo-addic.php?bfm_index=2
Scary thing is, this is the most attractive shot of her I’ve seen in ages. Proof that the Frappuccino diet is working!
she looks great for the most part
Can you hear, can you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.
her legs are built like barbies only thicker, people that hate on them prob like ghetto chicken legs with no muscle, her legs show that she was once – maybe still is really athletic and they are proportioned perfectly. it’s too bad she is such a lazy slob, she could be really cute
She looks really good…but its only a matter of time until she gets white thrash again…
Okay, so I’m “brit” and I posted comparisons of wonk boobs to Bigfoot yesterday.
Thus, I claim the prize here, for influencing our esteemed blog author into this Britney title.
Go on, admit it… ;)
That’s some body she has there. Great legs! She’s looking good, she actually looks very healthy.
we heard her WEIGHT coming true the woods: THIS MUST BE “FAT ASS” SIMPSON, folks!!
yay shes looking decent. love her :)
I think she looks pretty good too. Actually happy
her weight fluctuates soooo much
She just needs a regular workout routine… Or just focus on her sister more.
see, there IS TOO poop in your pants-
sorry Brit
God she is sexy. Look at those muscled thighs. I would love to be between them.
Ewwww and catch a whiff of old snapper and essence of wiggers……no thanks~~~\\\
I dont care what u say, cause Id still lick her anus.
She has a body and face built for porn. Man I would love to see her take a massive facial in a porn flick
She is immensely fuckable.
I actually think Brit looks quite nice in these.
Those legs have more definition than Webster’s. I’ll be the first to scold Brit Brit when she looks worst than Raggedy Ann but her skimpy dress from last week inspired me to read the new book “catcher in the rear”. (Author unknown)- Quite elusive that fellow.
Crazy women always look crazier with overdone eyeliner. Britney has perfected this to an art form.
Is she at any time without some sort of product from Starbucks? I guess this kind of addiction is better than the one she had before…
we’ve just been…. thunderstruck
It’s been years since I’ve said this about britney, but… I would nail that like a messiah to a cross. I’m curious if this is how she really looks and the other photos of her we see of her looking like crap are just catching her bad side. At first glance I thought this was jessica simpson when she was smoking. I would go down on some of that lou-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez-iana poon just based off this pic.
I agree with Mel Gibson’s Shrink–Is she ever photographed without a starbuck’s drink or coca-cola sugar bomb in her hand? Gawd!!! Her body looks good, but I despise those demin shorts with the fucking pockets hanging out–the latest in white trash swimmin’ hole apparel. You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can’t take the Louisiana out of the girl.
Works for me.
Stumpy McSpears is slippin’ again
She still looks hot. I kind of like her better now a little older.
Britney is my guilty pleasure. She’s so trashy. Not very bright and probably even smells bad by the end of the day, if not early afternoon. But gawd-DAMN she is attractive…
God, those legs….like a WWF wrestler. Too much.
They are as wide in muscle as they are short. So used to seeing the lie of photoshop, that’s it’s almost a shock to see how, short and thick her limbs really are.
Actually as a man I find the thick toned legs on Spears extremely attractive.
Women tend to have the wrong idea of what men like most of the time. They think we like anorexic women who walk around over-confidently displaying their strong feminist persona. When in reality us guys like a house-wife in daisy dukes or a thong.
Johnny Cage. I
t’s because we have been bombarded, by mag’s, media and pre pubesent, anorexic , or junkie models….slowly made to feel shit over time, for being normal.
Make an effort, when in a group of gals, to say that, every opportunity you get, it goes a long way!
It’s almost a shock to hear a guy say that. For that alone, I frickin’ love you!
I feel sexually schizo with this chick. One minute I wanna puke and then two days later it looks like she went on a spin class bender and I wanna fuck her brains out. Either stay hot or stay trailer, make up your mind Brit !
Hey you know trailer chicks can be hot too. Seeing those hotties wearing those tight shorts and Confederate flag tops really makes my General Sherman eager to march towards their sea.
not a jew = Mel like
I always want to fuck her.
Wow, she looks great here! Her legs look AMAZING!!
I’d hit this bitch now if she keeps looking like this…which I haven’t said for a few years now.
THAT BITCH IS A SKANKY HO!
WHAT THE FUCK!