The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.27.16

Ireland Baldwin’s butt and Jon Hamm who knows I’m looking for his penis. Yep, this is a real job. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

Teyana Taylor Made A New Workout Video, Everybody Shut Up

Teyana Taylor wants to get your ass in shape, and I can totally do all of these moves. I just don’t like to show off. More »

Tom Cruise Has A Secret British Girlfriend

Scientology found someone new for Tom Cruise. Who ever said romance and the creepy machinations of an evil, batshit cult were dead? More »

January Jones’ Nipples Got Cold, That’s Sort of Like News

January Jones’ boobs caught a draft. I just saved your life. More »

Beyonce ‘Never Genuinely Liked’ Kim Kardashian, Here We Go

The shit is on. More »

Mariah Carey Got Dumped

Mariah Carey has reportedly been dumped by James Packer. More »

Good Morning, Kate England Bikini Photos, And Other News

We got it, Katy Perry. You hate Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]

So Khloe Kardashian is going to get robbed next. [Dlisted]

The hottest Courtney Stodden pics yet. [TMZ]

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are still together. [WWTDD]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.26.16

Sara Jean Underwood braless, Arnold Schwarzenegger gettting his grope on, Sad Drake, and David Hasslehoff without a fuck in sight. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »

Mel Gibson Supports Gun Control

Mel Gibson supports gun control. Oh yeah, this is going to be great. More »

Donald Trump To Grieving Kelly Preston: ‘Would. Bang.’

Donald Trump bragged about moving on Kelly Preston like a bitch four days after her son died. More »

Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Has A Virtual Reality Version

Congratulations, we all live in a Black Mirror episode now. More »

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Entire Family Is Under Investigation Now

Brad Pitt’s child services investigation is going well. More »

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