Chris Martin Is Dating Dakota Johnson, Okaayyyy

So far Gwyneth Paltrow has yet to hex their relationship with yoni crystals, so that’s nice. More »


George Clooney Gave Out Bags of Cash to His Bros for Christmas One Year

“Tackyyyyy,” said my alter ego who is a 65-year-old woman from Fort Lauderdale. More »


Tania Marie Is Probably a Bad Lifeguard

For chrissakes, lady! That boy is being eaten alive by sharks! Stop playing with your hair! More »


Prince William and Prince Harry Saw ‘Star Wars’ Before the Peasants

Question is whether or not they thought it was a “jolly good show” or “bantha bollocks.” More »


Bella Hadid Wants to Show You Something

Could this be considered ‘window shopping’ for plastic surgery? More »


The Rock Chips Off His Own Block, Creates Another Baby

The Rock is having another baby girl. This is how geology works. More »


Sexual Predator of the Day: Almost Everyone at NFL Network

Today’s roundup includes Marshall Faulk, Donovan McNabb, Warren Sapp, and more! More »


Gigi Hadid’s Hairy Armpits of the Day

This shouldn’t phase you, especially if you’re a guy like me who hasn’t showered since Thanksgiving. More »


Want to Never Get Laid? Try These Dating Tips From Khloé Kardashian

Khloé knows that nothing gets a guy in your pants faster than complaining about traffic on the first date. More »


QOTSA’s Josh Homme Apologizes for Being Rock n’ Roll AF

Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme is getting a lot of shit after he kicked a female photographer in the face. More »


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